THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on March 05, 2007, 09:45:04 PM
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1. Willco and Mike_Works were caught giving each other handjobs in Kentia Hall at E3 '03. The story they agreed on was that underpaid Cambodian flo' hos were the reason they had their jean shorts around their ankles and their tooters pointing at the Nintendo exhibits, but Willco got drunk and spilled the beans. As usual.
2. Lemurs and warcock are brother and sister, but by different parents. Warcock got the looks and brains; Lemurs got the lips and the dandruff.
3. Malek was one of Ayn Rand's fuckpuppets back in the early 60's. Unbeknownst to you clueless feggits, he's in his late 50s and works at SMU as a Computer Science instructor legendary for never having learned any C. The law school shit is just some weird frippery he made up to elicit sympathy. He thinks it'll get TVC to send him free shit. Little did he know that nothing with TVC is free, and that the cost is in TVC's fictional but all-too-exchangable currency: The Cornhole Yen.
4. BlueTsunami is gay for me, and it's pretty fuckin' disturbing. You should see the shit he sends me in PM. He's got places a man shouldn't have places, and that shit you see in there is downright Seussian.
5. Himuro was born with both sets of kit, as it were. His parents opted out of gender-elective surgery, and the clitoris grew into a fully-formed 3 inch penis. The vagina only engorges and "activates" when Sega is involved. Mupepe frequently seduces the "Himumu" half by posing naked with a life-sized Sonic Adventure standee.
6. Bz/G was actually being honest. He actually *is* a West Coast playboy with hot nurse neighbors that let him mount them atop a mound of freshly-baked brownies and unsold PlayStation 3s at 2AM, and he has a personal jet AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK BZ
7. Drinky Crow is Andrew Vestal. The moogle suit was REAL. There's a hole cut out for the cock in that suit, chappies, and let's just say tricks and treats were parcelled out in equal measure that night!
8. Demi is very saucy. It's amazing how many Evilboreans of all stripes and walks of life want to fuck him. Seriously; you'd be shocked.
9. The Dark Shake really is as unpleasantly shrill as he reads. His reedy harelip voice and his breathy fatguy syncopation are ghastly to hear. It's a shame they aren't casting a sequel to The Name of the Rose, because he seriously needs to be put in a burlap chausible and added to the scenery.
10. PhoenixDark is GAF's own Johnny Nighttrain. No joke.
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ctrl+f viz
:( I want my own fact.
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ctrl+f viz
:( I want my own fact.
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shocking revelations
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The Cornhole Yen.
pwned. :'(
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I've been bangin Himumu since 7th grade.
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The Malek stuff is believable. I bet he hates John Lennon too.
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Ive never met anyone from a forum in real life, and think you're all nuts
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but would you, y'know, with one of us, y'know...
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:-*
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Drinky doesn't know anything. I'm already in my 60's.
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that's a good dye job, then! :o
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Johnny Nighttrain is in the presense of hot models at least twice a week. There's no way I could pull that off, and it's not like I'm as ugly as him either
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(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9253/snapshot20070304191229zj7.jpg)
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I LoLed.
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that's a good dye job, then! :o
This is actually my son:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/11111111111111111.jpg)
He hits on several women each day before breakfast. Though it's all a cover, he's a big homo.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/11111111111111111.jpg
:rofl :rofl
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It's Nowitzki's nickname and jersey #.
I mean
(http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt400/t428/t42843xtipj.jpg)
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Why is Malek so obsessed with German men?
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Why is Malek so obsessed with German men?
They're so sexy.
(http://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/hegel/images/hegel.jpg)
Hegel
(http://users.unimi.it/~it_kant/images/016.jpg)
Kant
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Nietzsche's mustache
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Less Hegel, more Dobson
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Drinky Crow: Not funny.
Cloudwalking: The nicest person here along with Vagabond if he still posts and Shuri. Jaroshs' velvet love pocket.
Warcock: I could pwn him in CS. Lebanon has good food<3
Willco: Not funny.
MAF: Not funny.
Demi: Cute, socially distinguished mentally-challenged.
Jarosh: Cloudwalkings love pillow.
Drinky Crow: Not funny.
Catz: Her face looks like a face mapped poorly onto an enemy in Goldeneye or Perfect Dark
Prost: Douche bag.
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don't hate, my little scabby princess; appreciate
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Yes, let's all appreciate each other. Are we not all human beings?
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Drinky Crow: Can't complain (anymore)
Cloudwalking: Nice but I don't understand why she likes people who don't care about her
Warcock: I might be his lawyer in 20 years
Willco: Not funny.
MAF: Knows food. Friends, not so much
Demi: Stupid, socially distinguished mentally-challenged.
Jarosh: Cloudwalkings love pillow.
Catz: Most striking face I've ever seen
Prost: Lucky mother fucker
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Demi: Cute, socially distinguished mentally-challenged.
We prefer to be called socially inept thank you very much.
Catz: Her face looks like a face mapped poorly onto an enemy in Goldeneye or Perfect Dark
rrrooooowww.....goddamn it how do you make the catty noise on the internet?
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Catz: Her face looks like a face mapped poorly onto an enemy in Goldeneye or Perfect Dark
Imma fuck you up bitch!
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How am I socially distinguished mentally-challenged?
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demi, lemurs.
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Warcock: I could pwn him in CS. Lebanon has good food<3
i severly doubt it, id take you and your cal p douchebag anyday of the week.
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demi, lemurs.
I just want to hear her reasoning. Coming from someone who has a plethora of usernames under many services and forums, it's just incredibly hard to bear, and I just wanted to use the bear in a sentence, mmm someone post the Nick ballerina pic again please.
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(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9253/snapshot20070304191229zj7.jpg)
There you go Demi.
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i vaguely recall her being somewhat civil and nonjudgmental at some point early in her internet career. it might be a trick of the imagination. shame the opa-ages manchild brigade was too grossly incompetent at the internet to effectively shut her pretentious ass down, and she got her head pumped full of reactionary self-validation. ah well. not everyone gets to be an astronaut!
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Demi have you ever had a girlfriend... or boyfriend?
What did you do last weekend?
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What are these mofucking c cups? :-*
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i vaguely recall her being somewhat civil and nonjudgmental at some point early in her internet career. it might be a trick of the imagination. shame the opa-ages manchild brigade was too grossly incompetent at the internet to effectively shut her pretentious ass down, and she got her head pumped full of reactionary self-validation. ah well. not everyone gets to be an astronaut!
Look. You be startin the shit. I bringin it cuz you already been brought it. K?
I wonder why I might have changed and become slightly more bitter. It's not like I haven't been put down constantly from every person on GAF or Opa-Ages for the last 3 or 4 years.
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Demi have you ever had a girlfriend... or boyfriend?
What did you do last weekend?
Nope
Last weekend? I packed up because I was heading to Florida for the week.
I don't see how this makes me socially distinguished mentally-challenged, though. You could stop floundering about and pestering Cloudwalking and I, that could help me relax and go outside without fear of you.
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see I don't get why you guys banned foc yet lemurs stays? is it because she's cute and he's an ogre? I'm calling prejudice here.
...Prejudice!!!
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you shall not mention foc again.
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What are these mofucking c cups? :-*
You talking about Nick? Yeah, they are nice huh?
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i always be startin' the shit. that's a given. this isn't about me versus you. this is about you versus everyone else who doesn't get a kick out of trollin' your hoochie ass.
you get put down because you overextend yourself and can't back it up. we all been there; only difference is you been there for three fuckin' years
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Once I get my mouse we'll play some FPS and see who's the shit
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Demi have you ever had a girlfriend... or boyfriend?
What did you do last weekend?
Nope
Last weekend? I packed up because I was heading to Florida for the week.
I don't see how this makes me socially distinguished mentally-challenged, though. You could stop floundering about and pestering Cloudwalking and I, that could help me relax and go outside without fear of you.
I haven't said anything to you in a... very long time. If I bother cloudwalking she can tell me herself but as it stands I sincerely doubt that. But thanks for making me question one of the only people on the internet I don't feel creeped out talking to.
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i always be startin' the shit. that's a given. this isn't about me versus you. this is about you versus everyone else who doesn't get a kick out of trollin' your hoochie ass.
you get put down because you overextend yourself and can't back it up. we all been there; only difference is you been there for three fuckin' years
Overextend myself?
The least you can do is explain yourself and make a little sense.
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you shall not mention foc again.
foc. thats what you get for betting me in break out. :(
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you make assertions your experience and knowledge can't back up. you want people to respect you on the internet, like you have something above the average to offer, and yet you fail to provide us with any tangible reason to agree. you always sound like you're trying oh so hard, and that makes us want to pick on you
so needy! but nothing to offer~!
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You're like the little snotty brat sister who everyone loves to tease
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Lemurs why the fuck are so damn defensive. OMG YOUR E-REPUTATION IS AT STAKE, FUTURE E-ELECTIONS ON THE LINE WHICH MIGHT DESTROY E-EGO. God cant you just lol at things. You fail at lol which makes me question your lollitude. Cant you see that is what makes you so easy and fun to troll. God. I refuse to believe that you can aim at cs, you cant even perceive your targets! GOD!
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:bow :bow :bow warcock is the king of rolftopia and the lord of lolistan :bow :bow :bow
long live the reign of chairman lmao
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Drinky Crow: Can't complain (anymore)
Cloudwalking: Nice but I don't understand why she likes people who don't care about her
Warcock: I might be his lawyer in 20 years
Willco: Not funny.
MAF: Knows food. Friends, not so much
Demi: Stupid, socially distinguished mentally-challenged.
Jarosh: Cloudwalkings love pillow.
Catz: Most striking face I've ever seen
Prost: Lucky mother fucker
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hey, he cares about me
:-* :-[
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He really does. Chocolate is caring, caring is chocolate. The only thing i would offer lauren is half an hour lodging on my property for pipelaying and accessories.
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hey, he cares about me
:-* :-[
Try not to come off too needy, now.
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Mupepe, Himuro, Phoenix Dark: The awesomest 3 dudes on the internet.
Demi: probably the worst.
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is demi really worse than me, you pidgin gimp
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you know what they say, chocolate is the fastest way to a girl's heart :-[
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Mupepe, Himuro, Phoenix Dark: The awesomest 3 dudes on the internet.
awesomest?
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.
Aeschylus
you know what they say, chocolate is the fastest way to a girl's heart :-[
Im kinda broke though :(. I am still horny if it is of any consolation! :)
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is demi really worse than me, you pidgin gimp
you are nowhere near the worst.
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i kinda like warcock now. maybe i should stalk him next.
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you are nowhere near the worst.
:'( fuck
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is demi really worse than me, you pidgin gimp
Seems you are being overthrown, old man
I am ushering in a new era
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if it's any consolation, drinky, I love to hate you.
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i kinda like warcock now. maybe i should stalk him next.
hussy, yer gonna hafta fight with me and tvc over him. the advantage you have in gender (and thus tits) tvc compensates for with his encyclopedic -- nay, wikipedic -- knowledge of sexual deviance, and i'll just buy warcock a new gaming pc if he sucks my dirty white boy crank.
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if it's any consolation, drinky, I love to hate you.
that's so not a consolation. i'm crying a little. :gloomy
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warcock you whore, get off this circle jerk and get on Steam you Kelly Clarkson-loving anal pig.
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i kinda like warcock now. maybe i should stalk him next.
hussy, yer gonna hafta fight with me and tvc over him. the advantage you have in gender (and thus tits) tvc compensates for with his encyclopedic -- nay, wikipedic -- knowledge of sexual deviance, and i'll just buy warcock a new gaming pc if he sucks my dirty white boy crank.
okay, that sorta sounds like a lot of work. maybe i'll stick with jarosh.
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warcock is ugly on the outside and the inside. stick with jarosh
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(http://www.thegolfspot.com/images/small%20swiss%20flag.jpg) :-* :heartbeat
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I don't understand why lemurs has to be angry and hateful all the time.
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warcock is hot but I can still beat him in cs.
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I like beezy
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who doesn't like beezy
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the black stallion doesn't like beezy :-\
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that's because beezy is more thug than he is
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warcock is hot but I can still beat him in cs.
Nah man i got my old pub-i/cal m skills back not too long ago. Ranked 1 on nuclear fallout chernobyl for a few weeks with 72% eff. Im back baby. And anways you are always on fucking source you pos.
Cloud. if by the time you make your way through the treacherous swamps of switzerland and rescue your princess from her tower and discover that jarosh in fact suffers from congenetal adrenal hyperplasia i can be a ringer for a few nights. Otherwise, enjoy!
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I pubbed a little bit of source, but I mostly watch cevo-p matches. I may not be pub-i but ill still put the hurt on you cornbread.
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I like beezy
You're my favorite EB/GAFfer in Japan. :shh
who doesn't like beezy
:o
the black stallion doesn't like beezy :-\
He's not important.
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I don't understand why lemurs has to be angry and hateful all the time.
Because she's got a terminal disease? It certainly doesn't excuse her behavior and I'm not going to endorse it, but it does perhaps explain it.
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I pubbed a little bit of source, but I mostly watch cevo-p matches. I may not be pub-i but ill still put the hurt on you cornbread.
You piqued my curiosity. BATTLE!
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congenetal adrenal hyperplasia
sounds kinda hot. but i'll keep you in mind, darling :-*
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Because she's got a terminal disease? It certainly doesn't excuse her behavior and I'm not going to endorse it, but it does perhaps explain it.
I wouldnt endorse it, but i certainly believe it excuses it. Man its pretty fucked up i couldnt imagine myself in her shoes, especially like being young as she is and now in love. Its kinda messed up. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? In any case thats why i decided to take the path i am pursuing, to cope with the indiscriminate hypocrisy of life. ER? MAYBE!
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This forum's controls are too complicated for my teeny wienny brain
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join a server when youre done jacking off to forum girls.
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join a server when youre done jacking off to forum girls.
Done biotch(OOH SEE WHAT I DID THAR.).
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I don't understand why lemurs has to be angry and hateful all the time.
Because she's got a terminal disease? It certainly doesn't excuse her behavior and I'm not going to endorse it, but it does perhaps explain it.
The thread that she made about it on GAF was one of her few threads that didn't turn into a distinguished mentally-challenged ass argument. For once she didn't seem like she was trying to purposely piss anyone off or like she was trying to be an attention whore.
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ass argument
you mean like those big ass > small ass threads?
i didn't know lemurs was a large booty enthusiast :dur
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ass argument
you mean like those big ass > small ass threads?
i didn't know lemurs was a large booty enthusiast :dur
Lol, those arguments were funny though. A good amount of fap threads ended up like that because of me. I regret nothing. :D
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Finally drama I'm not involved in. I have no problem with Lemurs, although seriously I think she's been on OA way too much. Lemurs your posts read like community college versions of Mondain's Losers Tech (LT) term papers. Lots of use of bloated sentences and insults but like Mondaine they rarely hit their mark.
I have no problem with Drinky either; once you realize he's sipping tea while laughing as he posts deliberate, dangerously effective trolls you gain some respect for him. But more importantly you realize it's not worth it to get upset over his stuff.
Beezy is badass; everyone of intellect (IE everyone except TBS) realizes this fact of e-life.
Warcock seems cool, and I respect the fact that he's a good student.
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How thiz got to three pages already?
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What's this about a disease?
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What's this about a disease?
I don't remember exactly, but it's the reason why she can't gain much weight.
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What's this about a disease?
I don't remember exactly, but it's the reason why she can't gain much weight.
bulimia?
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What's this about a disease?
I don't remember exactly, but it's the reason why she can't gain much weight.
bulimia?
*shrugs* I can't remember.
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I have no idea what's going on here. Is there a wiki for this?
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1. Mupepe: Gave me an STD but it was totally treatable.
2. bagofeyes: Wants me to move to another frickin' town.
3. cloudwalking: Likes candy. Will be a fatty in about ten years.
4. Drinky Crow: His penis is not as big as you would expect.
5. Demi: Everything he ever says is true, even when he lies.
6. BlackMage: Is not actually black.
7. PhoenixDark: Is not actually black.
8. Himuro: Posted a naked picture of himself on IRC, later claimed it was not actually him. If it actually is, though, he has a monster wang.
9. Solo: Only saw 15 movies last year.
10. lyte_edge: The most awesome person on EvilBore after Mupepe.
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you know what they say, harpoons are the fastest way to a girl's heart :-[
fixed
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Drinky Crow: Still trying so hard to regain the top spot in troll-dom. :-\
MAF: Eh, whatever.
Corny: Can't get enough of deez nuts.
Pheonix Dark: Cool dude, if a bit of a social tumor.
Mupepe: *squirts*
That is all.
I have no problem with Drinky either; once you realize he's sipping tea while laughing as he posts deliberate, dangerously effective trolls you gain some respect for him. But more importantly you realize it's not worth it to get upset over his stuff.
What? :rofl
He's sitting with his face glued against his computer screen as his wife fucks the neighbor's kid and his daughter plays with matches over an open stove. How can you respect THAT?
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
matches lol :lol
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PD has the best avatars.
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you know what they say, harpoons are the fastest way to a girl's heart :-[
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:lol :lol :lol