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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on March 09, 2007, 01:27:16 PM

Title: Our housemate is a fucking troll.
Post by: GilloD on March 09, 2007, 01:27:16 PM: So, I recently moved from Brooklyn to Normal, IL to be with my girlfriend. She has a cozy little house she shares with 2 other people. One dude lives downstairs, his name is Matt. Matt's like...35 but he thinks he's 19 and he's great. He lets us borrow his car, he gets drunk with us, whatever.

The woman who lives upstairs leaves at like 6 AM and comes home at 10 PM. Her name is Troll Fuck. Here's the jam: Matt doesn't care that I'm not on the lease as long as I kick in a few extra bucks for utilities and pay my share of the rent. Troll Fuck, however, even though I've seen for like... 30 seconds in the last 10 days, saw my shoes or whatever and freaked out and now I have to take a 6 hour walk in case the landlord swings by.

I know: It's against the law and yadda yadda. I'm in the wrong, sure. But I bake extra cookies for Troll Fuck, I left her loaves of bread, I'm quiet when she comes home. And then she freaks out when she sees my shoes. I mean, just shut the fuck up. You're here like 10 hours a day and 8 of those you're asleep. You're absolutely a total grumpy asshole the rest of the time and I've seen you for all of 30 seconds.

Leave us in peace, Troll Fuck, leave us in peace.
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Post by: PhoenixWright on March 09, 2007, 01:31:31 PM: That's because you're a n00b in that house. :D
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Post by: GilloD on March 09, 2007, 01:37:10 PM: Quote from: PhoenixWright on March 09, 2007, 01:31:31 PM
That's because you're a n00b in that house. :D

That makes no sense
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Post by: PhoenixWright on March 09, 2007, 01:42:01 PM: You just moved in and they've all been there longer, right? :D
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Post by: GilloD on March 09, 2007, 01:43:16 PM: Quote from: PhoenixWright on March 09, 2007, 01:42:01 PM
You just moved in and they've all been there longer, right? :D

Well, yeah, but that's not the conflict.
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Post by: Robo on March 09, 2007, 01:45:06 PM: shu tup noob lulx
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 09, 2007, 01:49:15 PM: GilloD's a n00b haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Work on your house micro ok?
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 09, 2007, 02:05:17 PM: spawn more overlords noob
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2007, 02:35:28 PM: Legally this could get you fucked. My parents are land lords for this house, and the vast majority of rental contracts in this country state that people who aren't paying rent or haven't signed the contract cannot live on the premises for more than 7 days
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2007, 02:37:52 PM: next time she is out scatter cut up billy-goat parts all around her room and build a little model of a bridge and place it on her bed. See if she gets the message.
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 09, 2007, 02:39:19 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 09, 2007, 02:37:52 PM
next time she is out scatter cut up billy-goat parts all around her room and build a little model of a bridge and place it on her bed. See if she gets the message.

:lol
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Post by: makaveli on March 09, 2007, 02:46:01 PM: threesome with her and your girlfriend and pics?
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Post by: bagofeyes on March 09, 2007, 06:19:24 PM: Dude, you moved from NY to buttfuck nowhere?
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Post by: bluemax on March 09, 2007, 06:23:02 PM: I'm in ur house pwning ur um, uh... I got nothing.
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Post by: GilloD on March 09, 2007, 09:43:31 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 09, 2007, 06:19:24 PM
Dude, you moved from NY to buttfuck nowhere?

For a girl
Title: Re: Our housemate is a fucking troll.
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 10, 2007, 01:05:35 AM: Quote from: GilloD on March 09, 2007, 09:43:31 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 09, 2007, 06:19:24 PM
Dude, you moved from NY to buttfuck nowhere?

For a girl

Oh you magnificent bastard. *sigh*

Frankly I don't get the whole "lease" bullshit. For the past five years I've lived in a place with no lease and had zero problems with the landlord- he gets our shit fixed when it's busted and pretty much leaves us the hell alone, so long as he gets his rent. Leases are GHEY.
Title: Re: Our housemate is a fucking troll.
Post by: The Black Stallion on March 10, 2007, 01:20:18 AM: Quote from: GilloD on March 09, 2007, 09:43:31 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 09, 2007, 06:19:24 PM
Dude, you moved from NY to buttfuck nowhere?

For a girl

:lol

Bitch.
Title: Re: Our housemate is a fucking troll.
Post by: GilloD on March 10, 2007, 02:56:22 PM: Quote from: The Black Stallion on March 10, 2007, 01:20:18 AM
Quote from: GilloD on March 09, 2007, 09:43:31 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 09, 2007, 06:19:24 PM
Dude, you moved from NY to buttfuck nowhere?

For a girl

:lol

Bitch.

Oh, I'm sorry you're a lonely little fuck. Too bad.

Anyway, it turns out the lady upstairs was abused as a child and hates people as a result. Tee hee.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2007, 03:09:09 PM: Woah, people doing what they want with their lives?! Cant have that!
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Post by: APF on March 10, 2007, 04:04:34 PM: I moved from NYC to another buttfuck nowhere for a girl.

Guess where I live now?
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Post by: BlackMage on March 10, 2007, 04:21:03 PM: Quote from: APF on March 10, 2007, 04:04:34 PM
I moved from NYC to another buttfuck nowhere for a girl.

Guess where I live now?

SPARTA!?