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Title: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Cheebs on March 09, 2007, 06:03:24 PM
Canadians:
Dan Aykroyd
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5292/raystantzwl6.jpg)

John Candy
(http://www.nndb.com/people/237/000024165/candy4-sized.jpg)

Jim Carrey
(http://features.yahoo.com/webceleb/carrey/jim1.jpg)

Phil Hartman
(http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jinglealltheway2/25.jpg)

Catherine O'Hara
(http://www.nicksflickpicks.com/ohara.jpg)





Jews:
Woody Allen
(http://www.woody-allen.de/allenfront.gif)

Mel Brooks
(http://archive.salon.com/people/bc/2001/06/19/brooks/story.jpg)

Sacha Baron Cohen
(http://blog.thismagazine.ca/archives/SachaBaronCohenPA_228x395.jpg)

Jerry Seinfeld
(http://www.tvenvy.com/blogimages/Jerry_Seinfeld.jpg)

Sarah Silverman
(http://www.higher-yearning.org/uploaded_images/sliverman-762184.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2007, 06:05:46 PM
They're both equally good and equally bad.  For every Seinfeld, there's a Sarah Silverman. 
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2007, 06:06:49 PM
Canadians.   Just for laughs makes us great.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Cheebs on March 09, 2007, 06:07:14 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 09, 2007, 06:05:46 PM
They're both equally good and equally bad.  For every Seinfeld, there's a Sarah Silverman. 
But you must PICK. John Candy or Mel Brooks. Only one wins.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 09, 2007, 06:08:08 PM
I don't think you listed the FUNNIEST the Jews have to offer!
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on March 09, 2007, 06:08:19 PM
I only see one Canadian who was actually hysterical 100% of his life, while there's only one Jew who's pretty overrated and not overly funny at all.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Cheebs on March 09, 2007, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Willco on March 09, 2007, 06:08:08 PM
I don't think you listed the FUNNIEST the Jews have to offer!
I just did ones off my head. Everyone knows the biggies for both I suspect.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 09, 2007, 06:11:36 PM
Don't forget that the Jews have LEWIS BLACK, ALBERT BROOKS, WEIRD AL, LARRY DAVID, JON STEWART, RODNEY DANGERFIELD and MORE!
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on March 09, 2007, 06:12:43 PM
Jon Stewart wtf >:(
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2007, 06:13:44 PM
Quote from: Willco on March 09, 2007, 06:11:36 PM
Don't forget that the Jews have LEWIS BLACK, ALBERT BROOKS, WEIRD AL, LARRY DAVID, JON STEWART, RODNEY DANGERFIELD and MORE!

and the Canadians have:

    * Aykroyd, Dan - Actor (Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers), formerly of Saturday Night Live
    * Bee, Samantha - of the Daily Show
    * Bowser and Blue - Comic Singing Duo
    * Broadfoot, David - formerly of Royal Canadian Air Farce
    * Bullard, Mike - former late night talk show host
    * Candy, John - Actor (Uncle Buck, Home Alone), from SCTV
    * Carrey, Jim - Actor (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Dumb and Dumber)
    * Cassella, Maggie -
    * CODCO - Comedy troupe
    * Collins, Carla -
    * Comedy Inc - Comedy troupe
    * Crawford, Gavin - of the comedy troupe Comedy Inc
    * Critch, Mark - of This Hour Has 22 Minutes
    * Cullen, Seán -
    * Danylo, Roman -
    * Dashan - Famous comic in Chinese
    * Diggs, J.R. -
    * Double Exposure - Comedy Duo
    * Edwards, Derek - Famous Stand-up Comedian
    * Ed the Sock - Sock puppet from Muchmusic
    * Elias, Joey - Stand-up comedian
    * Flaherty, Joe - Actor (Freaks and Geeks), from SCTV
    * Foley, Dave - of the comedy troupe Kids In The Hall
    * The Frantics. - Comedy troupe
    * Gagnon, André-Philippe - Impersonator
    * Goy, Luba - of the comedy troupe Royal Canadian Air Farce
    * Green, Red (see Steve Smith)
    * Green, Rick - of the comedy troupe The Frantics, and Red Green Show
    * Green, Tom - formerly of MTV
    * Hartman, Phil - formerly of Saturday Night Live & Simpsons
    * Holmes, Jessica -
    * Jalees, Sabrina - Stand-up comedian
    * James, Ron - Stand-up comedian and former member of Second City Toronto
    * Jones, Cathy - of This Hour Has 22 Minutes and Codco
    * Jones, Daryn - of Buzz & Rick Mercer Report
    * Kids In The Hall - Comedy Troupe
    * Kirkland, Gordon - 'Sit Down' comedian, and author
    * Kurt, Elvira - Stand-up comedian
    * Levy, Eugene - Actor (American Pie), from SCTV
    * Little, Rich - Impersonator
    * MacDonald, Bette -
    * MacDonald, Norm - formerly of Saturday Night Live
    * MacDonald, Tracy - Stand-up comedian
    * Mclean & Mclean - Comedy team
    * Malone, Greg - of Codco
    * Majumder, Shaun - formerly of This Hour Has 22 Minutes, former YTV PJ
    * Mandel, Howie -
    * Martin, Andrea - from SCTV
    * Mercer, Rick - Host of Rick Mercer Report, and formerly of This Hour Has 22 Minutes
    * Mista Mo - of the Buzz
    * Mochrie, Colin - from Whose Line Is It Anyway and formerly of This Hour Has 22 Minutes
    * Moranis, Rick - Actor (Ghostbusters, Little shop of horrors, Honey, I shrunk the kids), from SCTV
    * Morgan, Jordi -
    * Myers, Mike - Actor (Austin Powers, Shrek), formerly of Saturday Night Live
    * Nielsen, Leslie - Actor (Airplane!, Naked Gun)
    * O'Hara Catherine - Actress (Home Alone), from SCTV
    * Park, Alan - Stand-up comedian
    * Payne, Nikki - Stand-up comedian
    * Pederson, Ron - actor, MADtv and The Late Late Show
    * Peters, Russell -
    * Redican, Dan - of the comedy troupe the Frantics
    * Robinson, Kenny - stand-up comedian
    * Royal Canadian Air Farce - Comedy troupe
    * Sasso, Will - formerly of Mad TV
    * SCTV - Comedy troupe (Based in Toronto and Chicago)
    * Short, Martin - formerly of SCTV
    * Smith, Steve - aka 'Red Green'
    * Sparks, Ron - Stand-up comedian, sketch comedian, writer
    * Thomas, Dave - Movie Actor, from SCTV
    * Thomey, Greg - formerly of This Hour Has 22 Minutes
    * Thompson, Scott - of the comedy troupe Kids In The Hall
    * Walsh, Mary - formerly of This Hour Has 22 Minutes and Codco
    * Wildman, Peter - of the comedy troupe the Frantics
    * Williams, Harland - Stand-up comedian
    * Wing, John - Stand-up comedian
    * Young, Fraser - Stand-up comedian
    * Zindler, Daniel - Physical Comedian


Bitch.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Cheebs on March 09, 2007, 06:14:00 PM
Quote from: Willco on March 09, 2007, 06:11:36 PM
Don't forget that the Jews have LEWIS BLACK, ALBERT BROOKS, WEIRD AL, LARRY DAVID, JON STEWART, RODNEY DANGERFIELD and MORE!
I counter you with Canada's ultimate weapon:
(http://www.martinshortthemusical.com/images/mshorthome-closeup.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Bloodwake on March 09, 2007, 06:15:43 PM
Face it. Canada wins.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 09, 2007, 06:18:14 PM
3/4 of the Canadians listed kind of suck.  Martin Short is awful.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Cheebs on March 09, 2007, 06:19:04 PM
Quote from: Willco on March 09, 2007, 06:18:14 PM
3/4 of the Canadians listed kind of suck.  Martin Short is awful.
Dan Akyrod says no
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: bluemax on March 09, 2007, 06:21:15 PM
"If she don't find you handsome, she'll at least find you handy."
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2007, 06:24:06 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2007, 06:59:04 PM
 :-\

Jews win.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Itch on March 09, 2007, 07:17:17 PM
Ugh, God why'd you have to lump Sarah Silverman with the Jews you motherfucker?
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2007, 07:22:42 PM
This brings up a philosophical question.  Would a Jewish Canadian be the perfect comedian?   
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 09, 2007, 07:23:12 PM
Quote from: Willco on March 09, 2007, 06:18:14 PM
3/4 of the Canadians listed kind of suck.  Martin Short is awful.

Gotta go with willco in this one.

Jews win this race.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: APF on March 09, 2007, 07:23:31 PM
JEWS
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: bagofeyes on March 09, 2007, 07:24:28 PM
Australians
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 09, 2007, 07:24:38 PM
And another thing.

Comedic Actors =/= Comedians

Canadians are mostly comedic actors.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: drohne on March 09, 2007, 07:26:23 PM
the jews have philip roth and joseph heller. i didn't know canadians were supposed to be funny. :/
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on March 09, 2007, 07:30:30 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 09, 2007, 07:22:42 PM
This brings up a philosophical question.  Would a Jewish Canadian be the perfect comedian?   

You have to toss a Black British woman into the mix there too.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2007, 07:33:52 PM
Quote from: Disposable White Guy on March 09, 2007, 07:30:30 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 09, 2007, 07:22:42 PM
This brings up a philosophical question.  Would a Jewish Canadian be the perfect comedian?   

You have to toss a Black British woman into the mix there too.

But women aren't funny. 
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on March 09, 2007, 07:38:53 PM
They are when you slap them in the face with your cock.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2007, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Disposable White Guy on March 09, 2007, 07:38:53 PM
They are when you slap them in the face with your cock.

true, espacilly when they cry, hilarious. 
spoiler (click to show/hide)
actually jane curtain is one of my favorite SNL personalities. 
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Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Cheebs on March 09, 2007, 07:42:59 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 09, 2007, 07:22:42 PM
This brings up a philosophical question.  Would a Jewish Canadian be the perfect comedian?   
No need to wonder. Judge for yourself:
(http://bestinshowonline.warnerbros.com/images/terrier_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 09, 2007, 07:48:03 PM
Jews, duh.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 09, 2007, 07:48:03 PM
Jews, duh.

OK you really are french aren't you?  aren't you!  Going against your country like this, I'm outraged.   >:(
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 09, 2007, 07:55:23 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 09, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 09, 2007, 07:48:03 PM
Jews, duh.

OK you really are french aren't you?  aren't you!  Going against your country like this, I'm outraged.   >:(
Hey we're better at hockey and poutine at least. Physics, philosophy, literature, comedy, etc. Jews have us beat.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: PhoenixWright on March 09, 2007, 08:06:05 PM
(http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/images/mike_myers.jpg)

I'm pretty sure he's Jewish AND Canadian, so why choose?  :D
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 09, 2007, 08:09:10 PM
Quote from: PhoenixWright on March 09, 2007, 08:06:05 PM
(http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/images/mike_myers.jpg)

I'm pretty sure he's Jewish AND Canadian, so why choose?  :D
No he isn't. If he is Jewish, then he's a fake Jew like a certain poster here.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2007, 08:10:03 PM
Quote from: PhoenixWright on March 09, 2007, 08:06:05 PM
(http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/images/mike_myers.jpg)

I'm pretty sure he's Jewish AND Canadian, so why choose?  :D

I don't think he is. 
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 09, 2007, 08:20:04 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 09, 2007, 07:24:28 PM
Australians
:lol Merrick and Russo are the most overrated pieces of shit on the face of the earth.

Also Jews win. Jews seem to be more original than Candians.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Itch on March 09, 2007, 08:23:11 PM
Quote from: Disposable White Guy on March 09, 2007, 07:38:53 PM
They are when you slap them in the face with your cock.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Excellent post. Just great.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Ichirou on March 09, 2007, 08:27:05 PM
I don't understand why this is even a poll.  Jewish comedians are the funniest people on the planet, Canadians don't even come close.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 09, 2007, 08:41:46 PM
I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE KEEP POSTING COMEDIC ACTORS AND NOT COMEDIANS. :[
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 09, 2007, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 09, 2007, 08:41:46 PM
I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE KEEP POSTING COMEDIC ACTORS AND NOT COMEDIANS. :[
many started as stand ups
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 09, 2007, 08:54:02 PM
If that's not what you know them from then that's not what they are. If that's not an area they were considered successful I wouldn't put comedian first on their resume.

Mike Myers sure as fuck isn't a comedian.

Edit: Although I suppose the topic title says isn't that specific. Its wording can cover actors AND writers/comedians.

As far as writers/comedians are concerned this topic goes to the jews.

Canada's main exports are comedic actors, flannel shirts, and bears.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 09, 2007, 08:57:29 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 09, 2007, 08:54:02 PM
If that's not what you know them from then that's not what they are. If that's not an area they were considered successful I wouldn't put comedian first on their resume.

Mike Myers sure as fuck isn't a comedian.
First off the funniest filipino that has ever existed is Rob Schneider, and it's his Jewish side that's pulling that off. So shut up.
Secondly, this topic in no way limits this discussion to stand up comedians.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 09, 2007, 09:12:57 PM
if you think Rob Schider is funny you are a real douche bag.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 09, 2007, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 09, 2007, 09:12:57 PM
if you think Rob Schider is funny you are a real douche bag.
If you didn't understand that was a dig at your ethnicity, then we know the real reason why you're still in the ninth grade.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: tiesto on March 10, 2007, 11:37:07 AM
Definitely Jews... can't believe nobody mentioned Stern.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 10, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
Ok, wtf at not listing The Kids in the Hall for Canadians.  That alone takes the competition.  This poll should be disqualified.

Of course, the real winner in any competition would be the British.  Flying Circus ftw.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2007, 11:44:10 AM
Kids in the Hall was kinda hit or miss for me.

I think this is kinda a weird poll anyway.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 10, 2007, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2007, 11:44:10 AM
Kids in the Hall was kinda hit or miss for me.

I think this is kinda a weird poll anyway.

Yes, but we've already established that you can't see the humor in a dismembered woman stuffed into a suitcase, now haven't we?
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2007, 11:48:05 AM
Whats that even mean?
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 10, 2007, 12:01:14 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2007, 11:48:05 AM
Whats that even mean?

EXACTLY.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2007, 12:01:46 PM
Only beer can fix this.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 10, 2007, 12:12:24 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2007, 12:01:46 PM
Only beer can fix this.

DON'T THINK I WILL BE BRIBED SO EASILY, SIR
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2007, 12:22:23 PM
I only have one bottle left, I wouldnt wanna share ANYWAY!  >:(
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: dem on March 11, 2007, 12:51:11 AM
Mel Brooks, Larry David, and Howard Stern


Jews win this race by a nose



OHHH
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 11, 2007, 12:55:11 AM
Quote from: dem on March 11, 2007, 12:51:11 AM
Mel Brooks, Larry David, and Howard Stern


Jews win this race by a nose



OHHH
That's an unfair advantage.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle. Who Is Funnier: CANADIANS OR JEWS?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 11, 2007, 01:08:51 AM
Quote from: dem on March 11, 2007, 12:51:11 AM
Mel Brooks, Larry David, and Howard Stern


Jews win this race by a nose



OHHH

 :lol

whos dem? demi?