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Title: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:21:10 PM: That 40 year old ugly annoying ginger fuck. Nobody likes you. I HATE you.

In this thread we spew venom at our resident taco asshole douchebag cocksucker Saint Cornhole. I want to punch him in his big fat, red head.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on March 10, 2007, 10:21:30 PM: I agree with this thread.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Robo on March 10, 2007, 10:22:52 PM: I want to make a thread bitching about another poster because I haven't polluted this forum nearly enough with this shit already.
Title: Re: I want smack RoboJ in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:24:11 PM: *glare*
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 10:27:43 PM: I don't even the remember the last time Cornelius gave me un-needed shit, so he's cool with me
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on March 10, 2007, 10:29:10 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 10:27:43 PM
I don't even the remember the last time Cornelius gave me un-needed shit, so he's cool with me

Himuro? Is that you?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM: I like everyone
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 10:37:37 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 10:29:10 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 10:27:43 PM
I don't even the remember the last time Cornelius gave me un-needed shit, so he's cool with me

Himuro? Is that you?

I try not to have enemies on EvilBore. Basically everyone is cool except
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Willco
[close]
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: littlemathletics on March 10, 2007, 10:38:30 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM
I like everyone

Even FoC?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on March 10, 2007, 10:38:52 PM: Yeah, Willco does suck. But more than FoC, makavelli, etc.? Hardly.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:39:01 PM: Quote from: littlemathletics on March 10, 2007, 10:38:30 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM
I like everyone

Even FoC?

Sure, what the hell
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:39:21 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/b367abf2jp4.jpg)
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 10:40:17 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 10:38:52 PM
Yeah, Willco does suck. But more than FoC, makavelli, etc.? Hardly.

Wanna be know it alls annoy me more than attention whores
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: littlemathletics on March 10, 2007, 10:42:58 PM: can we all just hold hands or something
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 10, 2007, 10:43:31 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM
I like everyone

Don't copy off me.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:44:29 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 10:43:31 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:35:04 PM
I like everyone

Don't copy off me.

I'll kill you!
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:46:47 PM: If you look in the dictionary, you'll find his picture under the definition of the word "twat."

I agree with this thread. Make one for japafags next.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:48:39 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/5f3aa726.jpg)
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 10:49:57 PM: Lemurs hates everyone. I have no idea why she actually posts here.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 10, 2007, 10:50:27 PM: Those cat's eyes are like giant voids of darkness.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:51:30 PM: I don't hate you.

*puts hand on your lap*

How you feelin'? Good?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:52:59 PM: Oh shit, Father_Mike, this is what's called 'entrapment.'
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 10:55:19 PM: I've seen so many things that made me wonder
But sometimes it's hard to tell
I said
"Take your time"
But no one was listening
I walk a thin line

They told me that I never would recover
Still some say they knew me well
I said
"Stay by my side"
But no one said nothin'
I walk a thin line

I said
"Please toe the line"
But no one was listening
I walk a thin line

I said
"Fate takes time"
But no one was listening
I walk a thin line.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM: I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 10:57:32 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:52:59 PM
Oh shit, Father_Mike, this is what's called 'entrapment.'
:lol
I'm Canadian. Its totally legal.

maybe we should go somewhere more private lemurs, ;), AIM?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:58:35 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 10:57:32 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:52:59 PM
Oh shit, Father_Mike, this is what's called 'entrapment.'
:lol
I'm Canadian. Its totally legal.

maybe we should go somewhere more private lemurs, ;), AIM?

... :o

Quote
Mentored by Mupepe

Indeed!
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 10:59:58 PM: :lol

I changed my mind, Ichirou, maybe we should AIM? ;)... :hump
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:01:23 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

racist
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 10, 2007, 11:01:59 PM: The age of consent in Canada is 16?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 10, 2007, 11:02:01 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 10:40:17 PM
Wanna be know it alls annoy me more than attention whores

How do you live with yourself then?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:03:07 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 11:01:59 PM
The age of consent in Canada is 16?

yep. see the quote pyramid in the pic thread for details.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:03:24 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:01:23 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

racist

It's not that.

It's the black rings around his eyes. He looks like a zombie with a sleep disorder.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Vizzys on March 10, 2007, 11:03:48 PM: lol hay guys hows it goin...
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:04:31 PM: Hey how big is your cock?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Vizzys on March 10, 2007, 11:05:09 PM: not too big. :(
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:05:21 PM: COCK PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 10, 2007, 11:05:43 PM: Watch out Lemurs! Father Mike is out of high school in a couple months and he plans to travel.

A free man is a dangerous man.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:06:05 PM: Quote from: Viz on March 10, 2007, 11:05:09 PM
not too big. :(

:lol

I beat sotc today, you might want to stay out of the thread though there are spoilers now.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM: Wait, F_M is still in high school? ???
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really? :(

...I have low self-esteem...
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:07:15 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school? ???

Yeah, he's captain of the football team
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:07:57 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school? ???

you know that! I'm like a just few months older than you.

I'm digging the "F_M" by the way :-*
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on March 10, 2007, 11:08:18 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:07:57 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school? ???

you know that! I'm like a just few months older than you.

:o
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:09:26 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school? ???

Yeah, he's captain of the football team

I had to quite football because of a car accident :(

Two years of being a line backer, they were awesome.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:09:49 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really? :(

...I have low self-esteem...

I have cystic fibrosis.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 11:10:17 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:09:49 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really? :(

...I have low self-esteem...

I have cystic fibrosis.

I have a big dick
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:11:00 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:09:49 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really? :(

...I have low self-esteem...

I have cystic fibrosis.

It's a perfect match!
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:11:10 PM: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/Raccons_in_a_tree.jpg/800px-Raccons_in_a_tree.jpg)

They're kinda cute, when you think about it.

I read a lot of Ranger Rick as a kid, maybe that's why I look like a raccoon now. :O :O :O
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:11:41 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:09:26 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school? ???

Yeah, he's captain of the football team

I had to quite football because of a car accident :(

Two years of being a line backer, they were awesome.

Don't give up on your dream! You can be any captain you wanna be!
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:12:11 PM: If it weren't for the rabis I'd have a raccoon for a pet.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 10, 2007, 11:12:34 PM: You know I looked up Cystic Fibrosis a couple days ago and all I got to say is...

Sorry lemurs :-\
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:12:45 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:12:11 PM
If it weren't for the rabis I'd have a raccoon for a pet.

I'll be your pet anytime. :-*
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:13:12 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2007, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:09:49 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:06:40 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
I have to admit that it is very rare that I read most other threads. I read a lot of threads, but most of them I just overlook. I just can't bring myself to give a shit about the I MET A GIRL threads or MY BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND topics. People say my topics are annoying but at least there's a little variety! I'm not very good at forums. :[ I don't know why I'm saying this I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest.

I believe this is public knowledge.

You know I'm trying to ignore you, but you remind me of a raccoon.

wtf, really? :(

...I have low self-esteem...

I have cystic fibrosis.

I have a big dick

I have fury.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:14:11 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:11:41 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:09:26 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Wait, F_M is still in high school? ???

Yeah, he's captain of the football team

I had to quite football because of a car accident :(

Two years of being a line backer, they were awesome.

Don't give up on your dream! You can be any captain you wanna be!

I could be the next rudy.

Maybe I could have my own shitty move someday too.

I have to admit though, that the only reason for the dream. I just want to play football so they can make a shitty move about me. maybe a even shittier remake too if I'm super cool.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:15:34 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 11:12:34 PM
You know I looked up Cystic Fibrosis a couple days ago and all I got to say is...

Sorry lemurs :-\

Cystic fibrosis (CF), also called Mucoviscidosis, is a hereditary disease that affects the entire body, causing progressive disability and early death. Formerly known as cystic fibrosis of the pancreas, this entity has increasingly been labeled simply 'cystic fibrosis.'[1]

:(
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:15:51 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:13:12 PM

I have fury.

Am I ugly? :(
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 10, 2007, 11:16:00 PM: Canada has football!?

I thought canada was hockey land.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:16:36 PM: I hope they remake Bryan Song with Saint Cornelius. I hope they try and cast him into the lead role for a confederacy of dunces movie. (Which was once going to be played by John Beluchi, John Candy, and Chris Farley who all died before the movie started production).
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:16:59 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 11:16:00 PM
Canada has football!?

Canada has Canadian football.

BETTER FOOTBALL.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:17:50 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:16:36 PM
I hope they remake Bryan Song with Saint Cornelius. I hope they try and cast him into the lead role for a confederacy of dunces movie. (Which was once going to be played by John Beluchi, John Candy, and Chris Farley who all died before the movie started production).

This thread was going in a perfectly nice direction with the derailment. don't put it back to where it was.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Beezy on March 10, 2007, 11:20:57 PM: You guys are distinguished mentally-challenged. :lol
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:21:33 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:15:51 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:13:12 PM

I have fury.

Am I ugly? :(
Pray you don't have a shit personality.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:21:49 PM: YOU IS SPARTA
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:22:01 PM: Quote from: Beezy on March 10, 2007, 11:20:57 PM
You guys are distinguished mentally-challenged. :lol

:cookiem Join us!
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on March 10, 2007, 11:22:04 PM: I wish we had an "ignore thread" option. :'(
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:23:38 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:22:01 PM
Quote from: Beezy on March 10, 2007, 11:20:57 PM
You guys are distinguished mentally-challenged. :lol

:cookiem Join us!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/boxed_ham.jpg)
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:24:38 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:21:33 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:15:51 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:13:12 PM

I have fury.

Am I ugly? :(
Pray you don't have a shit personality.

...I'm fucked, aren't I.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:25:22 PM: has evilbore jumped the shark?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:26:28 PM: I dunno, but I'm about to jump off a bridge. :'(
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:26:43 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:24:38 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:21:33 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:15:51 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:13:12 PM

I have fury.

Am I ugly? :(
Pray you don't have a shit personality.

...I'm fucked, aren't I.

I'm going to say no.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 10, 2007, 11:27:05 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:24:38 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:21:33 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:15:51 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:13:12 PM

I have fury.

Am I ugly? :(
Pray you don't have a shit personality.

...I'm fucked, aren't I.

yeah, but not by women.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:27:37 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:26:43 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:24:38 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:21:33 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:15:51 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:13:12 PM

I have fury.

Am I ugly? :(
Pray you don't have a shit personality.

...I'm fucked, aren't I.

I'm going to say no.

Now I'm just confused.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:27:37 PM: man this thread sucks.

First lemurs puts her hand on my crouch, then a whole bunch of people show up and turn it into a party.

Now I'm sitting with my own hand on my crotch while looking at a dolled up mike works.

Why does it always end like this?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/mikereadsathreadmd6.gif)
[close]

....That sounded a lot funnier while I was thinking about it in my head.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on March 10, 2007, 11:28:47 PM: :-[
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Beezy on March 10, 2007, 11:29:48 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:23:38 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:22:01 PM
Quote from: Beezy on March 10, 2007, 11:20:57 PM
You guys are distinguished mentally-challenged. :lol

:cookiem Join us!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/boxed_ham.jpg)

Lemurs, give me all of your cute animal pics please.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:30:16 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 10, 2007, 11:28:47 PM
:-[

:interracial
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 10, 2007, 11:30:51 PM: Don't worry Ichirou there's always pocky.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:31:28 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:27:37 PM
man this thread sucks.

First lemurs puts her hand on my crouch, then a whole bunch of people show up and turn it into a party.

Now I'm sitting with my own hand on my crotch while looking at a dolled up mike works.

Why does it always end like this?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/mikereadsathreadmd6.gif)
[close]

....That sounded a lot funnier while I was thinking about it in my head.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/kiskis21.gif)
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 10, 2007, 11:31:50 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 11:30:51 PM
Don't worry Ichrou there's always pocky.
His hand will be busy strokin' the old pocky.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:32:09 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 11:30:51 PM
Don't worry Ichrou there's always pocky.

FUCK YOU JERK :santocry
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 10, 2007, 11:32:36 PM: :sp0rsk1
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 10, 2007, 11:37:32 PM: would all you children please stop acting like children
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 10, 2007, 11:38:00 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 10, 2007, 11:37:32 PM
would all you children please stop acting like children

You're asking a lot.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:38:38 PM: (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/img_0503.jpg)
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2007, 11:39:07 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:31:28 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 10, 2007, 11:27:37 PM
man this thread sucks.

First lemurs puts her hand on my crouch, then a whole bunch of people show up and turn it into a party.

Now I'm sitting with my own hand on my crotch while looking at a dolled up mike works.

Why does it always end like this?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/mikereadsathreadmd6.gif)
[close]

....That sounded a lot funnier while I was thinking about it in my head.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/kiskis21.gif)

That toast looks like its bending that cat over....while turling it around...are you trying to say you want to invent a new sexual move with me and call it The Paradox? I like the way you think.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 10, 2007, 11:39:35 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:38:38 PM
(http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/img_0503.jpg)

:lol :lol
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:39:45 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:38:38 PM
(http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/img_0503.jpg)

A skunk giving oral sex to a kitten?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 10, 2007, 11:40:42 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:39:45 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 10, 2007, 11:38:38 PM
(http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/img_0503.jpg)

A skunk giving oral sex to a kitten?
(http://www.andychristie.com/graphics/pepe_le_pu.jpg)
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 10, 2007, 11:49:49 PM: Where the fuck do you get these pics from?
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:53:23 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 11:49:49 PM
Where the fuck do you get these pics from?

sonarrat over at GAF gives them to her. Little does she know they come from his wank collection.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 10, 2007, 11:54:25 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 10, 2007, 11:53:23 PM
Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 10, 2007, 11:49:49 PM
Where the fuck do you get these pics from?

sonarrat over at GAF gives them to her. Little does she know they come from his wank collection.
Little did he knew she'd put them in her fingerbang collection.
Title: Re: I want smack Saint Cornelius in the head with stick. Repeatedly.
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 11, 2007, 12:01:03 AM: I guess I'll lock this and kill a possible week long EVILBORE COMMUNITY WARZ that usually swell from these type of threads.