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Title: Tomb Raider Legend 360 is crap shat from a crap monster's craphole
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 23, 2006, 11:23:26 PM

1. WORST CUTSCENES SINCE XENOSAGA

2. SHE'S WEARING AN ADULT ONESIE IN ONE SCENE, WTF

3. CRATES, FUCK 'EM

4. MOTORCYCLE RIDING SEQUENCES, LIKEWISE FUCK 'EM

5. SHITTY CAMERA, FUCK IT

6. 20 FPS, JESUS CHRIST THIS ISN'T THE WII

7. ENEMIES TAKE 5000 BULLETS TO KILL EACH AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME

8. WORST EXPLOSIONS SINCE ROGUE LEADER

This game is PURE JANK. Fuck EIDOS and CD. SHITBIN.

Title: Re: Tomb Raider Legend 360 is crap shat from a crap monster's craphole
Post by: Vania on August 23, 2006, 11:35:26 PM

hey now... TR:L is not crap  :'(

Title: Re: Tomb Raider Legend 360 is crap shat from a crap monster's craphole
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 23, 2006, 11:37:49 PM

Why did you buy this, gimme some money to spend on good games.  I'll even buy your recommendations.

Title: Re: Tomb Raider Legend 360 is crap shat from a crap monster's craphole
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 23, 2006, 11:47:22 PM

I had a load of trade-in credit from hawking all my incompatible Xbox 1 games. I got a DS Lite, Tomb Raider Legend 360, and Daxter.

Title: Re: Tomb Raider Legend 360 is crap shat from a crap monster's craphole
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 24, 2006, 12:42:54 AM

hope you got it for 25 like i did. I havent even opened it yet. been too busy with other shit like biking.

Title: Re: Tomb Raider Legend 360 is crap shat from a crap monster's craphole
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 24, 2006, 12:43:48 AM

ZomBz?! You let that freaky-do change his name and not me?! PERPOSTEROUS!!!  >:(

Title: Re: Tomb Raider Legend 360 is crap shat from a crap monster's craphole
Post by: Bloodwake on August 24, 2006, 01:02:03 AM

Hey, Tomb Raider (outside of the bike shit) was pretty good.

I beat it. I enjoyed it.

Title: Re: Tomb Raider Legend 360 is crap shat from a crap monster's craphole
Post by: demi on August 24, 2006, 01:07:15 AM

It's on my rental queue, I've been interested in it for a while

Title: Re: Tomb Raider Legend 360 is crap shat from a crap monster's craphole
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 24, 2006, 11:47:27 AM

My wife informed me that chicks do in fact wear "adult onesies" when they have an outfit that they want to stay "tucked in". WTF, chicks.