I don't want to catch AIDS so that's a good idea!
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But my manjina is always open to you :-*
SHE'S NOT STEALING MONEY FROM ME! All the transactions occurred last night while she was AT MY HOUSE! WITH ME!
Oh shit, that means she has a partner in crime...have you slept with her yet? If not, is she giving you excuses like 'I'm not ready yet'? That means she has a boyfriend who she's partnered up with to sucker you out of your cash. :(
quit it. no, i haven't slept with her yet. quit it
It's the perfect crime. She spends the night at your house to distract you while her bf does the dirty work. That way, she stays above suspicion ("How could it have been her? She was with me while it was happening!") and ensures that you're too distracted to realize what actually happened. :T
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I'm kidding, dude. :sp0rsk1 Unless it turns out to be true, in which case I'm a canny judge of human nature.