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Title: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: xnikki118x on March 13, 2007, 03:32:28 AM: Disclaimer: I think birth defects are horrible and everything, and I wouldn't actually wish them on anyone. This is just sick humor.

Inspired by a conversation over AIM with mikesphat tonight, I bring a question: what's the funniest birth defect?

I don't know if I'd go with harlequin ichthyosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin_type_ichthyosis), spina bifida (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spina_bifida), or fetus in fetu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu#Fetus_in_fetu).
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: Vizzys on March 13, 2007, 03:41:28 AM: god your sick

(http://www.ispub.com/xml/journals/ijpn/vol2n1/harlequin-fig1.jpg)

funny? more like disturbing!
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: cloudwalking on March 13, 2007, 03:46:16 AM: WHAT THE FUCK

though i can't say i'm surprised that a conversation with mikesphat spurred this topic

still

JESUS
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: xnikki118x on March 13, 2007, 03:46:43 AM: Funny, disturbing, whatever. 8)

Guess harlequin gets your vote? :lol

Quote from: cloudwalking on March 13, 2007, 03:46:16 AM
WHAT THE FUCK

though i can't say i'm surprised that a conversation with mikesphat spurred this topic

still

JESUS

Do you still love me though?
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: brawndolicious on March 13, 2007, 03:48:16 AM: How is that funny?
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 03:48:23 AM: This is one fucked topic
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 13, 2007, 04:00:55 AM: ME i'm the funniest birth defect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0)
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: Ichirou on March 13, 2007, 04:18:46 AM: THIS IS FUCKED UP :yuck
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: littlemathletics on March 13, 2007, 04:39:08 AM: :sp0rsk1
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: captainbiotch on March 13, 2007, 05:23:28 AM: homosexuality.
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: littlemathletics on March 13, 2007, 05:32:23 AM: Quote from: captainbiotch on March 13, 2007, 05:23:28 AM
homosexuality.

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Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: whiteACID on March 13, 2007, 08:53:41 AM: I like this thread. Harlequin gets my vote also.
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: makaveli on March 13, 2007, 09:41:16 AM: your mom
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: mikesphat on March 13, 2007, 10:26:17 AM: :o

harlequin has to be the worst of all birth defects... if you notice in this video not only is the child portraying the usual symptoms... but necrosis has set in its little deformed hands...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6587474718312939442
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: xnikki118x on March 14, 2007, 12:53:42 AM: Quote from: whiteACID on March 13, 2007, 08:53:41 AM
I like this thread. Harlequin gets my vote also.

I'm glad someone shares the humor in this! Yay Whiteacid!
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: BlackMage on March 14, 2007, 12:55:00 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on March 14, 2007, 12:53:42 AM
Quote from: whiteACID on March 13, 2007, 08:53:41 AM
I like this thread. Harlequin gets my vote also.

I'm glad someone shares the humor in this! Yay Whiteacid!

you've changed...
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: xnikki118x on March 14, 2007, 01:38:36 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on March 14, 2007, 12:55:00 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on March 14, 2007, 12:53:42 AM
Quote from: whiteACID on March 13, 2007, 08:53:41 AM
I like this thread. Harlequin gets my vote also.

I'm glad someone shares the humor in this! Yay Whiteacid!

you've changed...

Just becoming more comfortable I guess.

What's worse than a dead baby?
- A pile of dead babies!
What's worse than that?
- One of them is alive!
What's worse than that?
- It's at the bottom!
What's worse than that?
- It ate its way out!
What's worse than THAT?
- It went back for seconds!

:lol
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: mikesphat on March 14, 2007, 11:01:29 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on March 14, 2007, 12:55:00 AM

you've changed...

or maybe she is just showing her true self now?
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 14, 2007, 11:07:43 PM: I know a girl who was in wheel chair because of Spina bifida.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Once she was on a hill and her electric wheelchair tipped over in very slow motion. :lol I'm going to hell now.
[close]
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: mikesphat on March 14, 2007, 11:08:34 PM: :lol see you there my friend!
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: bluemax on March 14, 2007, 11:24:39 PM: I thought I'd never have to see those again after I left Gamefaqs.
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: littlemathletics on March 15, 2007, 12:29:37 AM: I hate to bring the harlequin baby up again, but the more I look at it, the more it looks like a jelly baby covered in cake frosting.
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: xnikki118x on March 15, 2007, 03:37:33 AM: Quote from: littlemathletics on March 15, 2007, 12:29:37 AM
I hate to bring the harlequin baby up again, but the more I look at it, the more it looks like a jelly baby covered in cake frosting.

:rofl
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: Prost on March 15, 2007, 01:41:31 PM: man come on...........

just the whole idea around it, even though you wrote your disclaimer... i mean come on...
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: mikesphat on March 15, 2007, 10:19:39 PM: Quote from: Prost on March 15, 2007, 01:41:31 PM
man come on...........

just the whole idea around it, even though you wrote your disclaimer... i mean come on...

cmon guy you need a rest... its just a joke thread... and its even diet compared to what i used to post at oa... in other words i love you :)
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: Ecrofirt on March 16, 2007, 12:55:21 AM: Prolly this
(http://nformant.net/WTF_NO.jpg)
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: xnikki118x on March 16, 2007, 03:51:46 AM: James, you should post your gif of that image. :lol
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: Ecrofirt on March 16, 2007, 11:29:55 AM: Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. I'm pretty sure I put it up on imageshack and posted it on OA, though. So I'll go diggin.
Title: Re: what's the funniest birth defect?
Post by: mikesphat on March 18, 2007, 05:28:49 PM: proper red stuff?