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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:16:47 PM

Title: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:16:47 PM: I'm moving soon, and my new apartment is unfurnished, but my friend who lives near there said she was gonna move into a new place and would sell me a bunch of furniture cheap. So I was like , 'Shit yeah, I'll take it.' This was like a week or so ago. Now she just emails me back and says 'Hey, I don't have to move!' and she's talking about how good it is cause she likes the apartment she's in now. Then at the end of mail she just puts in 'So I'm keeping my furniture.' Fucking thanks alot. You just made the list. And I'm like ice baby, if I don't like you, you got problems.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2007, 11:17:31 PM: I say you give her the silent treatment. Show her who's boss.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: BlackMage on March 13, 2007, 11:19:38 PM: You want that furniture? I'll get it for you
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 13, 2007, 11:19:57 PM: Bukkake her apartment in the night, then when she wakes up and her apartment is all sticky she'll be forced to move. Then you get the furniture.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:20:44 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on March 13, 2007, 11:19:38 PM
You want that furniture? I'll get it for you

Do it! And tell her to suck your balls.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:21:03 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 13, 2007, 11:19:57 PM
Bukkake her apartment in the night, then when she wakes up and her apartment is all sticky she'll be forced to move. Then you get the furniture.

I dunno, I don't think I'll want it after that.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: makaveli on March 13, 2007, 11:21:21 PM: pics?
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 13, 2007, 11:23:24 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:21:03 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 13, 2007, 11:19:57 PM
Bukkake her apartment in the night, then when she wakes up and her apartment is all sticky she'll be forced to move. Then you get the furniture.

I dunno, I don't think I'll want it after that.

But its yours? and if you Bukkake right, and cover every where on the furniture it wont look like a stain but rather a dye.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:24:17 PM: Well, it is my favourite colour...
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 13, 2007, 11:34:58 PM: Cum coloured?
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 13, 2007, 11:37:53 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 13, 2007, 11:34:58 PM
Cum coloured?

Pearl white.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:39:35 PM: :-*

Anyway screw it. I'm just gonna get a fridge, washing machine and futon mattress. Who needs furniture.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 13, 2007, 11:40:45 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:39:35 PM
:-*

Anyway screw it. I'm just gonna get a fridge, washing machine and futon mattress. Who needs furniture.

Civilized people.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:42:10 PM: They can go to hell!
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 13, 2007, 11:47:15 PM: If I was in Japan I would build you some furniture.

look at my lovely nightstand

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/2006-01-26010.jpg)
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: bagofeyes on March 13, 2007, 11:48:22 PM: Nice work. My old man's a carpentry teacher.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: littlemathletics on March 14, 2007, 12:23:47 AM: I failed woodwork in year 9.

I find all my furniture, personally. Of course, I am very poor.
Title: Re: So my friend promised me some furniture...
Post by: xnikki118x on March 14, 2007, 12:42:15 AM: Your friend is stupid for going back on her word. Boo on her. :(

Also, nice work, Mike!