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Title: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2007, 06:07:43 PM
I do it without thinking.  If I'm watching TV, most likely I'm doing my weiner exercises.  When I'm at my desk at work, I'll randomly be doing my weiner exercises.  It's become second nature.  The only real work out regiment I stick with.

I know whiteACID does her exercises.  ;)
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Vizzys on March 15, 2007, 06:10:35 PM
what
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: whiteACID on March 15, 2007, 06:11:13 PM
What do your wiener exercises entail?
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2007, 06:15:02 PM
What do your wiener exercises entail?
simply flexing. 

Sometimes when I shower, I use the wash rag as a weight.

How come you never sign on AIM anymore?
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2007, 06:17:24 PM
Me. Doing penis exercises has made my penis in shape and I can get hard any time at will because of it. Doing this also taught how to prolong orgasms.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2007, 06:19:21 PM
What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 15, 2007, 06:19:37 PM
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand release
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Ichirou on March 15, 2007, 06:19:45 PM
Genital exercises = masturbation?  You do that shit at work, Mupepe?  At your desk?  Whoa.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2007, 06:21:39 PM
Genital exercises = masturbation?  You do that shit at work, Mupepe?  At your desk?  Whoa.

Um no. It means making your penis go up and down repeatedly by moving it by itself.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2007, 06:22:18 PM
What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.
Yeah uhh...  I don't do that one, stretch nuts.

 :P
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 15, 2007, 06:22:57 PM
You don't? Shit I thought every dode did that. That, and the padlock.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2007, 06:23:52 PM
You're a bunch of pussies. We all know the chicks like dicks with stretch marks all over them.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Ichirou on March 15, 2007, 06:25:12 PM
Genital exercises = masturbation?  You do that shit at work, Mupepe?  At your desk?  Whoa.

Um no. It means making your penis go up and down repeatedly by moving it by itself.

Is this penis exercise term something you and Mupepe made up by yourselves?  'Cuz this is the first I've heard of this action being labeled as an exercise.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 15, 2007, 06:26:04 PM
You've never heard of kegels? It's not bullshit. I mean, some other shit being said in this thread might be, but that's not.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2007, 06:26:53 PM
You're a genital exercise.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2007, 06:27:09 PM
Genital exercises = masturbation?  You do that shit at work, Mupepe?  At your desk?  Whoa.

Um no. It means making your penis go up and down repeatedly by moving it by itself.

Is this penis exercise term something you and Mupepe made up by yourselves?  'Cuz this is the first I've heard of this action being labeled as an exercise.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 15, 2007, 06:27:41 PM
YOU'RE AN EXERCISE  :'(
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2007, 06:28:10 PM
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Though most commonly used by women, men can also use Kegel exercises. They are used to strengthen the pubococcygeal muscle, which may allow them to achieve orgasm without ejaculation and perhaps reach multiple climaxes during sexual activity.[4] In men this exercise lifts up the testicles, also strengthening the cremaster muscle as well as the anal sphincter, as the anus is the area contracted when a Kegel is done. In fact, men should solely contract their anal sphincter to perform a kegel, and not the urinary sphincter. This is because the pubococcygeus muscle begins around the anus and runs till the urinary sphincter. One can confirm this by placing a finger in the anus while urinating and then stopping the flow. The anus will also contract when the flow is stopped. Men should be patient when they begin kegel exercises as it may take 4 to 6 weeks to see a substantial difference. Women are able to add resistance to the exercise through isometrically gripping a hard object (such as a Kegel exerciser), or by compressing an object such as foam, but there are no known techniques that would add resistance to male Kegel exercises. Some believe[attribution needed] draping a towel over the shaft and lifting it does this, but any force possibly applied to the muscle in this way would be limited to the biological heritability of the penis' shaft to stay erect and resist bending, in a combination of blood flow ('hardness'), genetic construction, and tissue integrity. No serious scientific studies have been done into the 'bodybuilding' and strength-building of the member through this method, although a niche market definitely exists in the realm of penis enlargement, and various urban legends abound for (with groups dedicated to the propagation of) methods of strengthening and enlarging the penis through various methods of exercise and resistance.


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which may allow them to achieve orgasm without ejaculation  
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2007, 06:28:43 PM
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Though most commonly used by women, men can also use Kegel exercises. They are used to strengthen the pubococcygeal muscle, which may allow them to achieve orgasm without ejaculation and perhaps reach multiple climaxes during sexual activity.[4] In men this exercise lifts up the testicles, also strengthening the cremaster muscle as well as the anal sphincter, as the anus is the area contracted when a Kegel is done. In fact, men should solely contract their anal sphincter to perform a kegel, and not the urinary sphincter. This is because the pubococcygeus muscle begins around the anus and runs till the urinary sphincter. One can confirm this by placing a finger in the anus while urinating and then stopping the flow. The anus will also contract when the flow is stopped. Men should be patient when they begin kegel exercises as it may take 4 to 6 weeks to see a substantial difference. Women are able to add resistance to the exercise through isometrically gripping a hard object (such as a Kegel exerciser), or by compressing an object such as foam, but there are no known techniques that would add resistance to male Kegel exercises. Some believe[attribution needed] draping a towel over the shaft and lifting it does this, but any force possibly applied to the muscle in this way would be limited to the biological heritability of the penis' shaft to stay erect and resist bending, in a combination of blood flow ('hardness'), genetic construction, and tissue integrity. No serious scientific studies have been done into the 'bodybuilding' and strength-building of the member through this method, although a niche market definitely exists in the realm of penis enlargement, and various urban legends abound for (with groups dedicated to the propagation of) methods of strengthening and enlarging the penis through various methods of exercise and resistance.


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which may allow them to achieve orgasm without ejaculation  


*high five*
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Ichirou on March 15, 2007, 06:32:36 PM
I'm gonna start doing this today!
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 15, 2007, 06:36:41 PM
I just did some right now!
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2007, 06:39:09 PM
they say to clench your butthole to do the exercise instead of actually lifting your weiner, but that's not comfortable.  Not at all.  I'm lifting my weiner.  That's very comfortable.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 15, 2007, 06:40:59 PM
I can lift my penis with my mind.  Jedi shit.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2007, 06:41:55 PM
they say to clench your butthole to do the exercise instead of actually lifting your weiner, but that's not comfortable.  Not at all.  I'm lifting my weiner.  That's very comfortable.

Yep.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Bacon on March 15, 2007, 06:41:58 PM
I've been doing them lately in hopes of more powerful ejaculations. I'd like to add a couple of feet to my distance.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 15, 2007, 06:43:29 PM
FEET?
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 15, 2007, 06:46:26 PM
I've been doing them lately in hopes of more powerful ejaculations. I'd like to add a couple of feet to my distance.

I'll cheer you on in the Olympics. 
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2007, 06:50:40 PM
FEET?

I can shoot 2 feet.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 15, 2007, 06:52:02 PM
FEET?!?
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 15, 2007, 06:55:32 PM
FEET?!?

just don't jack it for a while, then when you do it can go multiple feet.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 15, 2007, 07:02:14 PM
:-\

I some how feel rather inadequate now.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: bagofeyes on March 15, 2007, 07:08:36 PM
I jerk off alot
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Ichirou on March 16, 2007, 01:37:00 AM
I jerk off alot

At work?
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 16, 2007, 01:53:50 AM
Cock pushups  :D
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: bagofeyes on March 16, 2007, 03:28:37 AM
I jerk off alot

At work?

At everywhere!
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Ichirou on March 16, 2007, 03:30:27 AM
I jerk off alot

At work?

At everywhere!

That is so hot.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Beezy on March 16, 2007, 03:53:46 AM
What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.

................
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: bagofeyes on March 16, 2007, 04:49:09 AM
I was at the supermarket before and I saw this hot woman and I got a boner in my jeans and it really hurt. I then also had to carry the basket in front of my crotch.
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Himu on March 16, 2007, 01:46:17 PM
What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.

................


it's more WRAP around rather than stretch. It makes a good dick watch!
Title: Re: Who else does genital exercises?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 16, 2007, 01:56:51 PM
What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.

................


it's more WRAP around rather than stretch. It makes a good dick watch!

what time is it for you baby?  :-*