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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:09:38 PM

Title: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:09:38 PM: I go with A View To A Kill. Waaaaaaaaay too old Roger Moore SURFING to the Beach Boys. Uuggggh. Its fun in a campy Batman & Robin way but still.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: brawndolicious on March 17, 2007, 08:12:34 PM: Golden Gun was bad?
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:13:47 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on March 17, 2007, 08:12:34 PM
Golden Gun was bad?
I have nostalgia for it but it is veeeerry hated from what I have seen
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: brawndolicious on March 17, 2007, 08:14:44 PM: I don't really remember the rest of them...
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 17, 2007, 08:16:14 PM: Octopussy my god was that movie shit. And even worse is moonraker. I hate most all of the moore movies. They should have kept the guy from her majesty's secret service.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 17, 2007, 08:17:44 PM: clearly On Her Majesty's Secret Service is the worst fallowed by diamonds are forever.

Edit: you don't even have the worst one on the list!
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:18:11 PM: Quote from: G on March 17, 2007, 08:16:14 PM
Octopussy my god was that movie shit. And even worse is moonraker. I hate most all of the moore movies. They should have kept the guy from her majesty's secret service.
he was in for your eyes only though. A VERY good bond film, a gritty serious one too. His only real serious bond film sadly.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:18:33 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 17, 2007, 08:17:44 PM
clearly for her majesties secret serves is the worst fallowed by diamonds are forever.
what the fuck? OHMSS is like on everybodys top 5 bond film lists, ever.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 17, 2007, 08:20:20 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:18:33 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 17, 2007, 08:17:44 PM
clearly for her majesties secret serves is the worst fallowed by diamonds are forever.
what the fuck? OHMSS is like on everybodys top 5 bond film lists, ever.

no, just no. god no.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:22:42 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 17, 2007, 08:20:20 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:18:33 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 17, 2007, 08:17:44 PM
clearly for her majesties secret serves is the worst fallowed by diamonds are forever.
what the fuck? OHMSS is like on everybodys top 5 bond film lists, ever.

no, just no. god no.
you are in the minority son. Even the DVD has a part on its documentary about how the movie has gone from being not well looked upon when it was released to now being considered one of the greatest in the franchise.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 17, 2007, 08:22:51 PM: yeah your right i'm wrong how my brain has failed me. Done too much today. Yes For your eyes only was good. I havent seen it in a while. I really should drive over to costco today and purchase the dvd sets they are only 33 bucks a pop. But with the good comes the horrible and bad.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 17, 2007, 08:30:41 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:22:42 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 17, 2007, 08:20:20 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:18:33 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 17, 2007, 08:17:44 PM
clearly for her majesties secret serves is the worst fallowed by diamonds are forever.
what the fuck? OHMSS is like on everybodys top 5 bond film lists, ever.

no, just no. god no.
you are in the minority son. Even the DVD has a part on its documentary about how the movie has gone from being not well looked upon when it was released to now being considered one of the greatest in the franchise.

This makes me very sad. I bet these are the same people that think casino royal was a great movie.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:33:50 PM: wha...whaat.

SOOOOLOOOO! :-\
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 17, 2007, 08:35:22 PM: Fuck father mike. I bet he liked The world is not enough and Never Say Never
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:36:05 PM: never say never again never existed. dont lie to me
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Ichirou on March 17, 2007, 08:38:01 PM: Quote from: G on March 17, 2007, 08:35:22 PM
Fuck father mike. I bet he liked The world is not enough and Never Say Never

Never Say Never Again was a great flick, man!
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:40:13 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 17, 2007, 08:38:01 PM
Quote from: G on March 17, 2007, 08:35:22 PM
Fuck father mike. I bet he liked The world is not enough and Never Say Never

Never Say Never Again was a great flick, man!
its technically not a bond movie though
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Bloodwake on March 17, 2007, 08:43:14 PM: OCTOPUSSY

Even the name fucking sucks.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 17, 2007, 08:43:31 PM: Pretty much they all suck to varying degrees except Casino Royale, which only sucks towards the end.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Ichirou on March 17, 2007, 08:44:46 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 08:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 17, 2007, 08:38:01 PM
Quote from: G on March 17, 2007, 08:35:22 PM
Fuck father mike. I bet he liked The world is not enough and Never Say Never

Never Say Never Again was a great flick, man!
its technically not a bond movie though

Sean Connery is in it. The character's name is James Bond. Good enough for me. :)
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 17, 2007, 08:46:01 PM: Quote from: G on March 17, 2007, 08:35:22 PM
Fuck father mike. I bet he liked The world is not enough and Never Say Never

no. Best bonds would be

Goldfinger
Thunderball
Live and let die
Golden eye
spy that loved me or for your eyes only.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2007, 09:53:05 PM: Quote
Live and let die

holy shit :lol That movie was pure MEH.

What the fuck do you even hate about OHMSS?
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 17, 2007, 10:00:55 PM: I'll re watch it some time in the next week, seeing how I haven't seen it in years, but I remember it being garbage.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 10:05:04 PM: how can you not like casino royale as well? OHMSS and Casino Royale are the most popular amongst fans out of the non-connery movies!
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2007, 10:06:07 PM: There was NOTHING garbage about it. It had:

-The best Bond outside of Connery
-A good story that actually flows really well and makes Bond look HUMAN and not a twat like he is in some movies
-Some of the best action sequences of the early Bond flicks
-The best Blofeld
-Hot Bond chick he could actually act. (Ex of a bad one: Plenty O'Toole of DAF fame :lol)
-The best ending next to Casino Royale.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 10:26:05 PM: It was such a drastic turn from You Only Live Twice, in such a good way. Having a slow musical montage of Bond in love? Wow. And the ending of Bond
spoiler (click to show/hide)
cradling his dead wife
[close]
is one of the defining moments of the franchise.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 17, 2007, 10:28:50 PM: I wouldn't say it's defining, because it's the least known entry in the franchise, outside of the Dalton films.

Octopussy is the worst.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2007, 10:30:33 PM: We haaave aaawwwwllll da tiiiiiiiime in da wooooooooorld.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 17, 2007, 10:33:58 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on March 17, 2007, 10:06:07 PM
There was NOTHING garbage about it. It had:

-The best Bond outside of Connery
-A good story that actually flows really well and makes Bond look HUMAN and not a twat like he is in some movies
-Some of the best action sequences of the early Bond flicks
-The best Blofeld
-Hot Bond chick he could actually act. (Ex of a bad one: Plenty O'Toole of DAF fame :lol)
-The best ending next to Casino Royale.

Quote from: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 10:05:04 PM
how can you not like casino royale as well? OHMSS and Casino Royale are the most popular amongst fans out of the non-connery movies!

You two like them for all the reasons I hate them. Best ending? Their both melodramatic and very anticlimatic. "O no so she was working for the bad guys! But I loved her and now shes going to drown her self! Sigh". Both casino Royale and OHMSS are the odd balls of the bond movies, and they are much more of an attempt to be like other movies instead of bond. OHMSS I'll say the killing of his girl was fine and was an important event in bonds character, its when he stopped being human and became a machine. He isn't human. That is his character and so when you ask for more your not asking for bond. Bond shouldn't have the conventional love interest, he doesn't love women - he uses them, and a bond movie shouldn't need the predictable plot twists like the one mentioned above for casino royale. Look at golden eye, it told a great story with out resorting to such things.

Now I'm not saying the bond needs to be nearly as stagnant and unchanged as it is. But if you want what what casino royale is then your not saying you want bond, what you want is a movie like mission imposable 2.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Prost on March 17, 2007, 10:57:04 PM: I personally still think Connery is the best Bond, but I think the best bond movie was actually Casino Royale..

I also think there's no way Daniel can possibly top Casino Royale because it had the ultimate bond story... (which is why I don't think he'll top connery over a large amount of movies) he just became a 00, and he learned his harshest lessons as an agent. It was shot well and had great acting so it has to be the best.

Nothing though... can compare to the suave connery style, it symbolizes bond's style.

So best bond? connery, best movie? craig's
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 17, 2007, 10:58:35 PM: Quote from: Willco on March 17, 2007, 10:28:50 PM
I wouldn't say it's defining, because it's the least known entry in the franchise, outside of the Dalton films.

Octopussy is the worst.
defining to fans. to the casual viewer of course not. Bond fans masturbate to OHMSS.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Yeti on March 18, 2007, 12:08:58 AM: Mayday is the ugliest Bond girl by far, so I picked View to a Kill. :yuck
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Himu on March 18, 2007, 12:20:59 AM: Out of all the Bond films I've seen, Die Another Day is perhaps my least favorite.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Solo on March 18, 2007, 09:24:04 AM: I always lump 3 titles into the unholy trifecta of shit: Moonraker, A View To A Kill, and Die Another Day. As time passes, my hatred for DAD keeps growing. What an abortion of a movie. Who thought it was a good idea to try and pay homage to each of the previous 19 movies?
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Mike Works on March 18, 2007, 09:52:43 PM: i actually prefer DAD to Tomorrow Never Dies and other ones. i liked the full opening scene with the torture and hovercrafts and shit.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Cheebs on March 18, 2007, 10:19:34 PM: Quote from: Mike Works on March 18, 2007, 09:52:43 PM
i actually prefer DAD to Tomorrow Never Dies and other ones. i liked the full opening scene with the torture and hovercrafts and shit.
the intro had me so excited...but then :-X

Damn fine intro though.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Yeti on March 19, 2007, 01:30:06 AM: Quote from: Cheebs on March 18, 2007, 10:19:34 PM
Quote from: Mike Works on March 18, 2007, 09:52:43 PM
i actually prefer DAD to Tomorrow Never Dies and other ones. i liked the full opening scene with the torture and hovercrafts and shit.
the intro had me so excited...but then :-X

Damn fine intro though.

Even the surfing? :-\

I actually liked Die Another Day, but the surfing was so lame.
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 01:59:58 AM: Bond is so
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/gaysmilietv0.gif)
Title: Re: Because I Am In A Bond Mood. THE WORST BOND MOVIE
Post by: Yeti on March 19, 2007, 02:20:03 AM: It's so gay to use the word "ghey".