THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on August 24, 2006, 03:34:08 PM
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I'm at work and bored, so I've been checking the email that Gmail has labeled as spam. Highlights include:
WARNING: I recommend not clicking on any of the links. Unless I don't like you. In that case click them all.
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How is ur zeal been feeling?
perfect, U still hoping to get into losing it all?
Hope ur cause I saw these guys
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and it only takes 43 sec to start the process.
It's the in all the news and what the papers you've been seeing about that
all the bicyclists are using.
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cavern puzzle with a flat roof
fit head toward tomato the north. "Be Galus," he concluded.
mustard beetle mountain fever nail filer pattern box North pole part song ore car open-minded opera cloak much-discussed
less fear of learning than any gull I've seen in ten thousand years. "The
(yes, it just ends there)
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(My name is nothing close to Boris)
I have just over 1800 spam messages. Anyone have any particular dingers they'd like to share with the team?
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Not very good erecxction? You are welcome - http://ukerandesinmawa.com
Ah finally some site to help! :-[
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How is ur zeal been feeling?
Heh
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Re: new ba
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He jumped back quite smartly when I leaped at him. But the chain on
my ankle would not quite reach. My fingers snapped ineffectually just
in front of his throat.
:lol
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I got this one a while ago, and I thought it was hilarious:
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/475/wtfmailcl9.jpg)
"A dead cat, a heap of clothes. Writing may be masturbatory, but God forbid it should be an act off autocannibalism.
[The answer to that was also no.]
Or is it only wishful thinking? It was summer vacation, his father working, his mother gone to spend the day in Boston with Mrs Kaspbrak from across the street. Below the knees your legs look like a four-year-olds stick-drawing, but yau are healing up. He dreamed of Annie Wilkes in the court of some fabulous Arabian caliph, conjuring imps and genies from bottles and then flying around the court on a magic carpet.
Knowing that door must lead to the cellar and seeing that there were no locks on it had made the idea of torching the place seem momentarily more rational — he could maybe shelter there. "Rocket Man was my favorite.
Hed never needed to HAVE AN IDEA to start a book, but he understood instinctively that it could be done. It was as if he had been given control of the moon and the tides — or had just reached up and taken it."
It was for weight loss pills!
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The ones I get are usually for pills. But they're really clever. The subject will always something eye-grabbing, and include the name of people I know
RE: "Martin climaxed as he slowly pushed"
That's my brother's name. When I click the link it's just advertising a Rolex watch :lol
RE: "He slowly kissed Anastasia"
I know someone named Anastasia; but once again when I click the link, it's advertising pills wtf
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E-MAIL FROM 1969? TITOR IS A SPAMMER!
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Floyd stopped playing and his jaw gaped. You guys been smoking
something I dont know about.
Not smoking, Steengo said. Sipping at the font of ancient wisdom.
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Is it just me, or is spam incredibly fascinating to analyze? Because, you know that the goals of the people who concoct these messages is to make something that catters to the lowest common denominator possible in order to bait a few dumb fishes.
Like, recent spams include all kinds of hot keywords that people might be looking for.
Also I wonder why so many of these messages include passages from novels... would it just be to make it all look legit?