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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bloodwake on March 19, 2007, 01:05:25 AM

Title: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 19, 2007, 01:05:25 AM: so evidently my roommate is pissed because I got drunk last night. He's avoided me all day and now he basically just told me that he's pissed at me (and his girlfriend who's always in here is too)

Alcohol - against school rules
Girlfriend always in the room after visitation hours - against school rules.

Anyways, I'm tired of this bullshit this state preaches. Every other state is better. It's not just him.

IT WAS FUCKING ST PATRICK'S DAY.

Anyways, I'm done bitching
Title: Re: So, my roommate hates me.
Post by: littlemathletics on March 19, 2007, 01:07:11 AM: This sounds like excellent sitcom material. Be drunk more often. Get surly, if possible. Can you do an Irish accent? That's always funny for drunk and surly people.
Title: Re: So, my roommate hates me.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 01:08:49 AM: I'm sure your body appreciates being poisoned
Title: Re: So, my roommate hates me.
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 19, 2007, 01:11:13 AM: Bible state? or what? if i was at dorms i'd have booze fuck everyone else. And pussy all the time i dont care what time it is. Pink meat is always good.
Title: Re: So, my roommate hates me.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 19, 2007, 01:12:35 AM: Booze rocks!
Title: Re: So, my roommate hates me.
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 19, 2007, 01:13:31 AM: Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 01:12:35 AM
Booze rocks!

That it does brother. You now live near a brew masters dream Willco. SF has shops dedicated to home brewery stuff.
Title: Re: So, my roommate hates me.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 01:15:54 AM: Bloodwake did the stuff you drank last night taste good to you?
Title: Re: So, my roommate hates me.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 19, 2007, 01:16:53 AM: Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 01:11:13 AM
Bible state? or what? if i was at dorms i'd have booze fuck everyone else. And pussy all the time i dont care what time it is. Pink meat is always good.

Yes. This is a Bible state. This is THE Bible State. This is a state where evolution is taught by every teacher after a long twenty minute speech about how it is just a theory and it's fake and the government is making them teach it.

This is a state where half of the state is dry. For those keeping score, that means the sale of alcohol is prohibited in that state to anyone. This is why bootleggers still exist in this state.

This is a state where the legislature gave state funds to a PRIVATE SCHOOL after they kicked out a gay person.

This state sucks.
Title: Re: So, my roommate hates me.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 19, 2007, 01:18:10 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 01:15:54 AM
Bloodwake did the stuff you drank last night taste good to you?

It tasted good whenever I didn't have to worry about schoolwork and my life every waking minute of my existence because the alcohol numbed my thought process.
Title: Re: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 19, 2007, 01:19:09 AM: God damn what is this state it must be reclaimed by civilized people like myself.
Title: Re: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 19, 2007, 01:20:31 AM: Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 01:19:09 AM
God damn what is this state it must be reclaimed by civilized people like myself.

By the way, sometimes I think all of those hillbilly sterotypes aren't that far off.
Title: Re: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: brawndolicious on March 19, 2007, 01:25:38 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on March 19, 2007, 01:20:31 AM
By the way, sometimes I think all of those hillbilly sterotypes aren't that far off.
I had a friend form Kentucky, he hated it.

Said they hated California.

He hated that guy.

That was his father.

Oh and as for your roommate, just kick him in the nuts and his girlfriend in the nuts. When they're on the ground, piss on them.

Piss on them hard.
Title: Re: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 19, 2007, 01:29:32 AM: Cum on the toilet seat before she goes to the bathroom. ;)
Title: Re: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 19, 2007, 01:33:20 AM: Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 01:29:32 AM
Cum on the toilet seat before she goes to the bathroom. ;)

since I live in a public dorm, that plan would not work.

A guy taking a shit would probably sit in my cum.
Title: Re: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 19, 2007, 01:35:13 AM: Good prank either way.
Title: Re: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 19, 2007, 01:52:04 AM: So, where's the complaint about lubricant??
Title: Re: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 19, 2007, 01:53:20 AM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 19, 2007, 01:52:04 AM
So, where's the complaint about lubricant??

Honestly, this state's so bad, someone should rub their dick with it.
Title: Re: Bloodwake bitches about KY.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 01:58:33 AM: This thread just got
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