THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mike Works on July 31, 2006, 02:18:40 AM

Title: Mel Gibson's Visual Lecture on Hebrews
Post by: Mike Works on July 31, 2006, 02:18:40 AM

How the hell did it take Moses and his posse of jews FORTY YEARS to wander the desert?

(http://hoover.archives.gov/exhibits/HollywoodCowboys/leading%20men/MEL%20GIBSON.jpg)

Think of the largest desert in the world. Now imagine the longest distance from where it starts and stops.

(http://www.villagefair.com/MelGibson/ransom/images/mel.jpg)

Even if you were to take those dimensions, would it take you FOUR DECADES to walk that far?

(http://www.kcci.com/2006/0728/9594044_240X180.jpg)

no.

(http://www.nbc4.com/2006/0730/9598070_240X180.jpg)

So what's the deal Jews?

(http://www.sportalicious.com/Images/mel_gibson_cigar.jpg)

What's the deal?

Title: Re: Serious Question: Why do Jews walk slow?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on July 31, 2006, 02:19:24 AM

Oooooh shit  ;)

Title: Re: Serious Question: Why do Jews walk slow?
Post by: Christopher on July 31, 2006, 02:20:07 AM

Because their scouring the streets for change

Title: Re: Serious Question: Why do Jews walk slow?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 31, 2006, 02:20:57 AM

HAha god damnit mike, if I wasnt laughing this thread would be gone :(

The pics make it

Title: Re: Serious Question: Why do Jews walk slow?
Post by: Mike Works on July 31, 2006, 02:21:41 AM

Master Shake: THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION MASTER SHAKE, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD OF SERIOUS DISCOURSE YOU MOTHER FUCKER

Christopher: There are no streets in the desert, but good try, there are no wrong answers.

MAF: (see Master Shake reply)

Title: Re: Mel Gibson's Visual Lecture on Hebrews
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on July 31, 2006, 02:24:31 AM

 :o

Title: Re: Mel Gibson's Visual Lecture on Hebrews
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 31, 2006, 02:25:28 AM

The bible is missing the chapter called 'The Hebrew Conspiracy to Drive Mike Works Insane.'

Title: Re: Mel Gibson's Visual Lecture on Hebrews
Post by: Error Macro on July 31, 2006, 02:31:09 AM

Is this canuck comedy?  I think I might have seen this on SCTV once.