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Title: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on March 20, 2007, 05:02:36 PM
So my very beautiful and awesome girlfriend has an Aunt who is a freelance producer for an advertising agency here in town. Apparently her Aunt really wants to meet me and got 4 tickets to the premiere of Grindhouse and to the after party with the cast and crew. So I guess I'm going on a double date with her aunt and her aunt's boyfriend.  :lol
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 20, 2007, 05:05:22 PM
I was unaware you had a girlfriend up 'till this point.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on March 20, 2007, 05:06:05 PM
I was unaware you had a girlfriend up 'till this point.

Wait? seriously? I made like 3 threads about her.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: MemeMachine on March 20, 2007, 05:06:26 PM
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Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2007, 05:06:44 PM
Have you given up your v-card to this girl yet? 

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Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: Mupepe on March 20, 2007, 05:09:31 PM
I've got the best girlfriend ever, get it right.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Cheebs on March 20, 2007, 05:09:54 PM
MemeMachine needs to be a moderator
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on March 20, 2007, 05:17:55 PM
I thought I showed this to yall

(http://photos-169.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v64/21/73/7926076/n7926076_36889169_2596.jpg)
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: MemeMachine on March 20, 2007, 05:20:13 PM
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Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: Yeti on March 21, 2007, 12:13:50 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2007, 12:30:08 AM
I thought I showed this to yall

(http://photos-169.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v64/21/73/7926076/n7926076_36889169_2596.jpg)

This is the one who told you about the seven penises, right?
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2007, 12:36:27 AM
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Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 12:37:25 AM
 :lol, I do think shes really cute though. 
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: bagofeyes on March 21, 2007, 12:41:35 AM
Is this the girl whose pussy gets so wet?
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 12:43:30 AM
Is this the girl whose pussy gets so wet?

yes, but foc as nothing else to measure against so we don't really no if its true.    :lol
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 12:45:00 AM
Cast and crew...so that means you're going to meet Quentin? omg
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: mikesphat on March 21, 2007, 12:45:34 AM
getting tickets to that movie? that means she is a horrible gf...
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 12:48:09 AM
Make sure you tell Quentin about Willco
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: drozmight on March 21, 2007, 12:55:31 AM
Tell someone there I'll make music for their movie.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2007, 01:06:04 AM
(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/n7926076_36889169_2596v7NI.jpg)

It'll be eight once she gives FoC right of way!
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2007, 01:11:43 AM
Make sure you tell Quentin about Willco

I've already met Quentin Tarantino!
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 01:12:30 AM
I still don't know what grindhouse is?  :-[

somebody?
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2007, 01:19:12 AM
Go watch a trailer, you doofus.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: mikesphat on March 21, 2007, 01:20:28 AM
I still don't know what grindhouse is?  :-[

somebody?

another stupid movie(or shorts?) from  horribly over rated director(s)... trust me dont waste your time searching any further into this...
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 01:21:13 AM
Go watch a trailer, you doofus.

Willco

Posts: 707


Why should I listen to you!  your just a little better than a junior! 

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Link?
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2007, 01:21:24 AM
 :lol

Dude, google!  Most people have Google bars built into their browsers now for Christ's sake!
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 21, 2007, 01:54:43 AM
The ownage MemeMachine inflicted on FoC in this thread deserves a fucking award.

Honorable mention to Mupepe.

But seriously, good luck. If you get to meet Quentin (I'm a massive fucking fanboy of his films) tell him Bloodwake said hi.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 01:56:57 AM


  Most people have Google bars built into their browsers now for Christ's sake!

I do but its way up in that corner.  soooo far away.  :)
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 21, 2007, 02:01:07 AM


  Most people have Google bars built into their browsers now for Christ's sake!

I do but its way up in that corner.  soooo far away.  :)

Two reasons why you should:

1. Rodriguez, who did the decent Desperado films (and was Tarantino's partner on From Dusk Till Dawn, a thumbs up in my book) is on this project as well
2. This continues the Tarantino "hey let's pay tribute to old movies" fling that started with Kill Bill Vol. I and II
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 21, 2007, 02:01:21 AM
FatherMike its Rated R for Awesome and it does fucking rock. I tested the can yesterday and the trailers and overall feeling of the movie is fantastic. Its a experience from start to finish. The intermission if you will rocked. I could see both directors doing this kind of thing once a year with great success. But we'll see the movie doesnt play for a few more weeks. We've got 3 sneak previews and the midnight opening cocktail party. Gonna be crazy.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 02:02:45 AM
whats it about?
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 21, 2007, 02:05:18 AM
Grindhouse is two movies in one. One is called Planet Terror (Rod) and its about psycho people that become infected like zombies but are still psycho. Then you got the intermission snack thing in the middle. And after that you get thrust into Death Proof (Tarentino) which is about a scary mother fucking Kurt Russel and his crazy death proof car. Its a slasher of sorts.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 21, 2007, 02:07:00 AM
whats it about?

They are Tarantino's and Rodriguez's takes on the "grind house" horror and action films.

KURT RUSSELL IS IN TARANTINO'S AS A FUCKING BAD ASS GO WATCH THE FUCKING TRAILER YOU FUCKING DOLT.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 02:07:02 AM
Kurt Russel!  I'm in.  I have to scan my drawing I did of me as snake.  I will do that tomorrow. 


Kurt Russel  :heartbeat
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: drozmight on March 21, 2007, 03:00:08 AM
There's a line in the trailer I thought was more awesome than it really was because I thought Kurt says, "Do I offend you? Is it my scar?" and she says, "No, it's your car."

I guess he says, "Do I scare you," which makes the line not as cool.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: Yeti on March 21, 2007, 03:03:40 AM
I thought I saw a commercial for this where there was a girl with an amputated leg, but she gets a machine gun for a prosthetic leg. Maybe that was a different movie though.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: Vizzys on March 21, 2007, 03:05:04 AM
nope
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 21, 2007, 03:14:06 AM
Yeti Rose McGowen is in both movies. The scene with her flying around kicks so much fucking ass. Its one crazy fucking scene to a movie.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 21, 2007, 05:19:06 AM
Shes cute FoC. She looks sorta like one of my exes
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2007, 05:33:49 AM
Shes cute FoC. She looks sorta like one of my exes

You might be one of the seven!!!
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 21, 2007, 06:10:33 AM
She looks like Lilly Allen and she's kind of cute. I wonder could i pull a FoC. Ah I'll dream about something else.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 06:24:17 AM
Willco, did you really meet Quentin or are you lying like FoC? Did you talk to him lol?
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2007, 02:44:55 PM
Yeah, I met him.  We spoke for a few minutes, but then he got mauled by a bunch of tourists that wanted photographs.  He's a lot heavier than I thought he was.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 02:52:19 PM
looks good besides the stripper with a gun for a leg  :lol
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2007, 02:52:56 PM
That's the best part!
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 03:00:29 PM
Yeah, I met him.  We spoke for a few minutes, but then he got mauled by a bunch of tourists that wanted photographs.  He's a lot heavier than I thought he was.

I want more details. Is this a case where he came into a restaurant and you pretended to be his waiter, or was this a stalker type affair where you walked behind him and said "I'm Jewish", to which he replied "you know the password? Damn"
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Tauntaun on March 21, 2007, 03:05:25 PM
Yeah, I met him.  We spoke for a few minutes, but then he got mauled by a bunch of tourists that wanted photographs.  He's a lot heavier than I thought he was.

I want more details. Is this a case where he came into a restaurant and you pretended to be his waiter, or was this a stalker type affair where you walked behind him and said "I'm Jewish", to which he replied "you know the password? Damn"

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2007, 03:17:32 PM
No, it was just a simple affair where two grown men were out and about.  I was at the Hollywood and Highland center with some companions, and he was there too for some odd reason.  Although, he was wearing a hoodie completely over his head in late May weather (which in Los Angeles - sucks!).  I realized it was him, said hello, we exchanged pleasantries and some small chit chat.  Nice guy.  Then tourists, mostly Japanese tourists, caught on that it was him and were forcing him (this is the best part) to snap photos of which ever tourist was pushy enough and the almighty Q.T. together.  Eventually, they were getting really pushy and he called an end to this, and tried to scuttle away.  I'll never forget what happened next, because it was ripped directly from one of my favorite film.  He was trying to leave, but a determined group of people kept following him and this happened:

[Japanese Tourist C]: I like all your films!
Quentin Tarantino [walking fast]: Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
[Japanese Tourist B]: You're awesome take a picture! I like your films!
Quentin Tarantino [walking faster]: Yeah, yeah - whatever.
[Japanese Tourist C]: I want your picture!
Quentin Tarantino [now trying to really get away]: Man, get the fuck out of my face.

He disappeared into some store, one that was nice enough to give him sanctuary via a back door exit, I gather.  I saw him in the complex later and chuckled and waved.  He waved back and gave me this look like, "I can't believe that shit, man."

He's in Hollywood all the time and he drives the Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill in real life.  One of my friends who was living in the area at the time caught up with him at some club once and he asked if he could take pics of his truck, and Quentin was real cool about it.  He's a nice guy if you don't do the whole idol worship shit.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere...
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 21, 2007, 03:18:19 PM
FoC's NEED to post pictures of himself and his girlfriend is just weird.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 03:19:51 PM
You should have given him your script. Quentin would never steal another person's material so it would be in good hands
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Tauntaun on March 21, 2007, 03:20:34 PM
FoC's NEED to post pictures of himself and his girlfriend is just weird.

believe
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 21, 2007, 03:50:49 PM
No, it was just a simple affair where two grown men were out and about.  I was at the Hollywood and Highland center with some companions, and he was there too for some odd reason.  Although, he was wearing a hoodie completely over his head in late May weather (which in Los Angeles - sucks!).  I realized it was him, said hello, we exchanged pleasantries and some small chit chat.  Nice guy.  Then tourists, mostly Japanese tourists, caught on that it was him and were forcing him (this is the best part) to snap photos of which ever tourist was pushy enough and the almighty Q.T. together.  Eventually, they were getting really pushy and he called an end to this, and tried to scuttle away.  I'll never forget what happened next, because it was ripped directly from one of my favorite film.  He was trying to leave, but a determined group of people kept following him and this happened:

[Japanese Tourist C]: I like all your films!
Quentin Tarantino [walking fast]: Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
[Japanese Tourist B]: You're awesome take a picture! I like your films!
Quentin Tarantino [walking faster]: Yeah, yeah - whatever.
[Japanese Tourist C]: I want your picture!
Quentin Tarantino [now trying to really get away]: Man, get the fuck out of my face.

He disappeared into some store, one that was nice enough to give him sanctuary via a back door exit, I gather.  I saw him in the complex later and chuckled and waved.  He waved back and gave me this look like, "I can't believe that shit, man."

He's in Hollywood all the time and he drives the Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill in real life.  One of my friends who was living in the area at the time caught up with him at some club once and he asked if he could take pics of his truck, and Quentin was real cool about it.  He's a nice guy if you don't do the whole idol worship shit.

Honestly, this makes total sense. If I ever met him I wouldn't do the idol worship shit, even though I'm a massive Tarantino film fanboy.

I would probably think over and over and over again DON'T MAKE REFERENCES TO HIS MOVIES.
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 03:55:31 PM
I'd ask him why he steals from my people



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Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Tauntaun on March 21, 2007, 04:00:31 PM
I'd ask him why he steals from my people



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If we ever meet we should walk around town yelling at white people for being white or something, I'd like that.  :-*
Title: POLITICCS
Post by: Cheebs on March 21, 2007, 04:05:56 PM
Obama wouldn't approve of that though.  :-* He gives the cold shoulder to the civil rights obsessed blacks.

[Sharpton on Obama's lack of outreaching to the Sharpton/Jesse Jacksons of the world]

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Are we now being told, You all just shut up?

:shh
Title: Re: I have the best Girlfriend ever! She got tickets to the Grindhouse Premiere.
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2007, 08:03:45 PM
You should have given him your script. Quentin would never steal another person's material so it would be in good hands

 :lol

Yeah, Quentin's a true original.  :sp0rsk1