THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2007, 06:29:03 PM
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GEARS OF WAR Gearing Up For Big-Screen Battle?!
Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.
I just recently played this game for the very first time, but I know a lot of guys who were addicted to it when it came out. Hell, John Carpenter cut a meeting short once because it was time to head home for another level of GEARS OF WAR.
Stuart Beattie wrote a 21-page treatment that he and producers Marty Bowen and Wyck Godfrey are going to be developing for New Line. That’s all it si so far... a development deal... but at least now the thing’s been set in motion.
I think there are some video game properties in development right now that could be fantastic visual experiences if they take their action-movie cues from recent pictures like CHILDREN OF MEN or, yes, 300. GEARS OF WAR didn’t seem like a reinvention of the wheel when I played it, but it was a really solid and engrossing environment. I’m curious to see what the filmmakers are going to try to make of this or WORLD OF WARCRAFT or HALO, for that matter.
Why?
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Apparently to certain fandom, now this game has a good story but the narration was bad which impacted the story. (ITALICS ABUSE)
LULZ INDEED
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In before the 'they already made aliens' joke
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There are just certain games I don't see translating very well and this smells like it could be just be in the same vein as DOOM.
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I bet there are alot of needless chainsaw scenes. and at some point this conversation will happen.
Sargent - "Lets go kill those alien bastards"!
Private (Played by cliffyB for fan fair) - "But Sargent they aren't aliens. They came from underground!"
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We should all work on a quick script for this movie. It could be funny
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We should all work on a quick script for this movie. It could be funny
:lol. I'm in.
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Can there be sex scenes?
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Yeah, but keep it within R-rated territory. No dick sucking or cum shots plz
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Can there be sex scenes?
With an alien. Its part of the sub plot, one of the team members falls into love with an alien and then becomes a spy for them. It will be gay love to so we can be seen as edgy and get some free advertising on the news.
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I propose that Marcus Fenix gets analy raped by one of the Locusts. Not tentacle rape but full on humonoid "I'm more powerful than you, now take my cock" type of rape. The scars on his face are due to the locusts ball juice being extremely potent and is able to melt human skin tissue.
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I just noticed my tag is different! :lol
That's gross Blue lolz
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I just noticed my tag is different! :lol
That's gross Blue lolz
:lol how did you get that tag?
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In prison
Marcus Fenix walks out of the shower area, a long white towl covering his groin yet exposing his shinging, powerful chest [writer's note: we need to get chick's excited about the movie too]
The fellow prisoners stop whispering and just stare as Fenix makes his way to a bench. One prisoner laughs, and walks up behind Fenix.
Prisoner: Aren't you Marcus Fenix?
Marcus Fenix: I was
Prisoner: Well shit, I thought I recognized that face. You're the guy who left his post during the invasion of [insert name of city]
Marcus Fenix slowly dries himself off, starting with his face
Prisoner: I've seen cowards in my days here - guys with twelve year old's lipstick on their dicks. But you,
you're worse partner. I wonder how many people died because you had to check up on daddy
Marcus Fenix: That's in the past
Prisoner: Tell that to the mother who's son is splattered all over the walls downtown
Marcus stands up, turning to face the prisoner
Prisoner: What are you gonna do Fenix? There's nowhere to run to here. Daddy ain't around
Marcus Fenix laughs
Marcus Fenix: You've got some balls, fucking with me
Prisoner: Keep my balls out your mouth Fenix. If you want that shit go sit in the front - I hear the guard's give your type extra food for a little something somethin
Marcus grabs the prisoner by the balls, and throw him across the room
Marcus Fenix: Was that as good for you as it was for me?
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:lol
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??? :lol
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All of that sounds really homoerotic.
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I take it you haven't played Gears of War yet, have you Junpei?
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Gears of War.
The game was meh.
The movie will be a piece of dogshit.
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Gears of War.
The game was meh.
The movie will be a piece of dogshit.
Fuck ya buddy!