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Title: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2007, 06:29:03 PM
Quote from: AICN
GEARS OF WAR Gearing Up For Big-Screen Battle?!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

I just recently played this game for the very first time, but I know a lot of guys who were addicted to it when it came out. Hell, John Carpenter cut a meeting short once because it was time to head home for another level of GEARS OF WAR.

Stuart Beattie wrote a 21-page treatment that he and producers Marty Bowen and Wyck Godfrey are going to be developing for New Line. That’s all it si so far... a development deal... but at least now the thing’s been set in motion.

I think there are some video game properties in development right now that could be fantastic visual experiences if they take their action-movie cues from recent pictures like CHILDREN OF MEN or, yes, 300. GEARS OF WAR didn’t seem like a reinvention of the wheel when I played it, but it was a really solid and engrossing environment. I’m curious to see what the filmmakers are going to try to make of this or WORLD OF WARCRAFT or HALO, for that matter.

Why?
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2007, 06:31:35 PM
Apparently to certain fandom, now this game has a good story but the narration was bad which impacted the story. (ITALICS ABUSE)

LULZ INDEED
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: bagofeyes on March 21, 2007, 06:31:56 PM
In before the 'they already made aliens' joke
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2007, 06:32:43 PM
There are just certain games I don't see translating very well and this smells like it could be just be in the same vein as DOOM.
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 06:38:42 PM
I bet there are alot of needless chainsaw scenes.  and at some point this conversation will happen.

Sargent - "Lets go kill those alien bastards"!

Private (Played by cliffyB for fan fair) - "But Sargent they aren't aliens.  They came from underground!"
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 06:40:37 PM
We should all work on a quick script for this movie. It could be funny
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 06:41:15 PM
We should all work on a quick script for this movie. It could be funny

 :lol.  I'm in. 
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 21, 2007, 06:43:46 PM
Can there be sex scenes?
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 06:45:32 PM
Yeah, but keep it within R-rated territory. No dick sucking or cum shots plz
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 06:45:41 PM
Can there be sex scenes?

With an alien.  Its part of the sub plot, one of the team members falls into love with an alien and then becomes a spy for them.  It will be gay love to so we can be seen as edgy and get some free advertising on the news. 
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2007, 06:47:29 PM
I propose that Marcus Fenix gets analy raped by one of the Locusts. Not tentacle rape but full on humonoid "I'm more powerful than you, now take my cock" type of rape. The scars on his face are due to the locusts ball juice being extremely potent and is able to melt human skin tissue.
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 21, 2007, 06:49:52 PM
I just noticed my tag is different! :lol

That's gross Blue lolz
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 06:50:31 PM
I just noticed my tag is different! :lol

That's gross Blue lolz

 :lol  how did you get that tag?
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 06:59:42 PM
In prison


Marcus Fenix walks out of the shower area, a long white towl covering his groin yet exposing his shinging, powerful chest [writer's note: we need to get chick's excited about the movie too]

The fellow prisoners stop whispering and just stare as Fenix makes his way to a bench. One prisoner laughs, and walks up behind Fenix.

Prisoner: Aren't you Marcus Fenix?

Marcus Fenix: I was

Prisoner: Well shit, I thought I recognized that face. You're the guy who left his post during the invasion of [insert name of city]

Marcus Fenix slowly dries himself off, starting with his face

Prisoner: I've seen cowards in my days here - guys with twelve year old's lipstick on their dicks. But you,
you're worse partner. I wonder how many people died because you had to check up on daddy

Marcus Fenix: That's in the past

Prisoner: Tell that to the mother who's son is splattered all over the walls downtown

Marcus stands up, turning to face the prisoner

Prisoner: What are you gonna do Fenix? There's nowhere to run to here. Daddy ain't around

Marcus Fenix laughs

Marcus Fenix: You've got some balls, fucking with me

Prisoner: Keep my balls out your mouth Fenix. If you want that shit go sit in the front - I hear the guard's give your type extra food for a little something somethin

Marcus grabs the prisoner by the balls, and throw him across the room

Marcus Fenix: Was that as good for you as it was for me?



Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2007, 07:04:07 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 21, 2007, 07:04:11 PM
 ??? :lol
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 21, 2007, 07:24:37 PM
All of that sounds really homoerotic.
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2007, 07:38:25 PM
I take it you haven't played Gears of War yet, have you Junpei?
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Bloodwake on March 21, 2007, 07:52:48 PM
Gears of War.

The game was meh.

The movie will be a piece of dogshit.
Title: Re: lulz to the power of rolfz: Gears of War movie in the works
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2007, 07:56:42 PM
Gears of War.

The game was meh.

The movie will be a piece of dogshit.

Fuck ya buddy!