obi-wan kenobi was single and he was er fine I guessStroking your own light saber gets dull after a while.
batman is a bachelor!ORLY?
Remember your never alone at evilbore.
Loves you guys. :)
I never been in a relationship so I really can't give you good advice but..Are you saying he should visit truck stops?
Keep on truckin!
The bore needs some fresh pussy. Junpei, FatherMike, Mupepe are you up for the task? Tell your droves of females hoes to get over here.geee... I don't know why more women don't post here.
relationships are overrated. stalking is where it's at.
relationships are overrated. stalking is where it's at.
If I stalk you, you can't call the cops now.
You're all talk woman. First Demi, then Jarosh, soon it will be Dark.relationships are overrated. stalking is where it's at.
If I stalk you, you can't call the cops now.
i won't be in the states much longer. i'm taking my stalking to the next level. pro-tip
You're all talk woman. First Demi, then Jarosh, soon it will be Dark.relationships are overrated. stalking is where it's at.
If I stalk you, you can't call the cops now.
i won't be in the states much longer. i'm taking my stalking to the next level. pro-tip
Remember your never alone at evilbore.
Loves you guys. :)
I tell you, buddy... I'd be the luckiest man alive if that did it for me.
I don't talk to anyone from these boards, outside these boards. I was going to call Phoenix, but then I thought about what would happen when he traced the call and then stalked me. :o
YOU ARENT DRINKING, MALEK! GET TO IT!
YOU ARENT DRINKING, MALEK! GET TO IT!Oh my stomach has been horrible since Saturday. I must have used the toilet a dozen times a day since Saturday. I was so embarrassed on St. Patrick's Day I don't even want to tell the story.
I've been crying for the last few hours about life. Its just one huge toilet bowl sometimes you get shit on sometimes you get pissed on but it doesnt matter cause it all gets flushed away in the end. Life is worth living, dying, loving, fighting for each day. You just gotta be strong enough to get through those hard times and get to those good times. When the toilet is crystal clean and the water is drinkable.You sir are a poet.
I dont want to start a new thread but this is as good a place as any. I need a good healthy relationship.
What's this, Malek running away from his problems with alcohol again? BRAIN CELLS SONI have plenty to kill.
I've been crying for the last few hours about life. Its just one huge toilet bowl sometimes you get shit on sometimes you get pissed on but it doesnt matter cause it all gets flushed away in the end. Life is worth living, dying, loving, fighting for each day. You just gotta be strong enough to get through those hard times and get to those good times. When the toilet is crystal clean and the water is like wine.
I dont want to start a new thread but this is as good a place as any. I need a good healthy relationship.
single life is better than the worst parts of a relationship. the best parts of a relationship are better than anything single life can offer. awesome, huh?
MALEK U R MY INSPIRATION!
single life is better than the worst parts of a relationship. the best parts of a relationship are better than anything single life can offer. awesome, huh?
relationships are overrated. stalking is where it's at..
never rely on a human or human relationship to bring you happiness in life. people are imperfect and when they fail your world will be crushed.:o
never rely on a human or human relationship to bring you happiness in life. people are imperfect and when they fail your world will be crushed.
never rely on a human or human relationship to bring you happiness in life. people are imperfect and when they fail your world will be crushed.
Yes, you're right, it's much better to rely on consumerism and materialism to bring you happiness. ::)
I will agree, I do miss the best parts of my last relationship which was almost all of it.
Im not a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, I just dont like most people that much.
Im not a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, I just dont like most people that much.
never rely on a human or human relationship to bring you happiness in life. people are imperfect and when they fail your world will be crushed.:o
Great minds think a like.
Trust no one!
remember: Every time a relationship fails, you are that much closer to finding the right one :)
never rely on a human or human relationship to bring you happiness in life. people are imperfect and when they fail your world will be crushed.:o
Great minds think a like.
Trust no one!
I've been told there isn't a person in the world who wouldn't screw me to help themselves. That being said.
Being single is what you make it. You can have a lot of fun with it, but alas, there always seems to be a void. You will be happy again, and remember: Every time a relationship fails, you are that much closer to finding the right one :)
Dude I just saw that you were only 24 in your profile. You shouldn't be depressed about being single at that age. :lol
*random* Is that you in your avatar?
*random* Is that you in your avatar?
yea, thats my back....it took me a year and a half once a month to finish..its a dragon(top) fighting a pheonix(bottom) the orange is the dragons fire
*random* Is that you in your avatar?
yea, thats my back....it took me a year and a half once a month to finish..its a dragon(top) fighting a pheonix(bottom) the orange is the dragons fire
...
An omen, perhaps? I'm going to get plutoed by Dragona?
It's cool since I'm in college, and there's so many oppotunities, but I imagine it will really suck once I get older.
*random* Is that you in your avatar?
yea, thats my back....it took me a year and a half once a month to finish..its a dragon(top) fighting a pheonix(bottom) the orange is the dragons fire
...
An omen, perhaps? I'm going to get plutoed by Dragona?
*random* Is that you in your avatar?
yea, thats my back....it took me a year and a half once a month to finish..its a dragon(top) fighting a pheonix(bottom) the orange is the dragons fire
...
I dont get it?? ??? ?? sounds like shit talking to me >:(
An omen, perhaps? I'm going to get plutoed by Dragona?
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Nah it wasn't shit talking. I was talking about someone named Dragona; she's a mod on another board, and she hates me.
how much did that tattoo cost?his dignity.
how much did that tattoo cost?his dignity.
how much did that tattoo cost?
i was thinkin' the dragon symbolized yer overactive fantasy life and the phoenix symbolized yer faggotry:rofl
ask me why a phoenix symbolizes faggotry
go on
i was thinkin' the dragon symbolized yer overactive fantasy life and the phoenix symbolized yer faggotry
ask me why a phoenix symbolizes faggotry
go on
it was aimed at pd I thinki was thinkin' the dragon symbolized yer overactive fantasy life and the phoenix symbolized yer faggotry
ask me why a phoenix symbolizes faggotry
go on
:lol way to welcome a guy to the forum. your suppose to break them in before pulling that kind of shit.
i was thinkin' the dragon symbolized yer overactive fantasy life and the phoenix symbolized yer faggotry
ask me why a phoenix symbolizes faggotry
go on
i was thinkin' the dragon symbolized yer overactive fantasy life and the phoenix symbolized yer faggotry
ask me why a phoenix symbolizes faggotry
go on
Closet Homosexual???? is that all u think about is fegs, i think they have programs for that >:(
Or sticking baby dicks in his own...
Hi Chris.
HIphoenix dark, gay guy who thinks he identifies with the black struggle, makes a lot of people mad so that's what drinky's comment means.
Drinky takes out his sexual frustration on me over the internet. I suppose this is more constructive than pounding another man in the ass
Single life...
...is not better. :'(
How's the family Drinky?
tru, but life right now sux in general....i want to crawl in a hole and dissapear...i got more great news about my life.. and the humor here is enlightening....im angry :'( >:( >:( >:( >:(
How's the family Drinky?
good, my two-and-a-half daughter now holds conversations, and they're marginally more coherent than talking to, oh, say, you
how's yer various compulsive disorders treatin' you
tru, but life right now sux in general....i want to crawl in a hole and dissapear...i got more great news about my life.. and the humor here is enlightening....im angry :'( >:( >:( >:( >:(
i'd srsly lose the tat, it makes you look like a big ol' d&d taco
not as big ass you have been sounding.. :D
not as big ass you have been sounding.. :D
i ain't the one with a pair of badly-drawn fairy tale critters on my upper torso. are you a furry?
CoolGuyChris your from Singapore? I thought you lived with wilco?
CoolGuyChris your from Singapore? I thought you lived with wilco?
CoolGuyChris your from Singapore? I thought you lived with wilco?
:rofl :rofl :rofl
CoolGuyChris your from Singapore? I thought you lived with wilco?
:rofl :rofl :rofl
It really fun having a new guy thats not from gaf - making it so he doesn't know us. :lol
CoolGuyChris your from Singapore? I thought you lived with wilco?
:rofl :rofl :rofl
It really fun having a new guy thats not from gaf - making it so he doesn't know us. :lol
WTF is gaf? i hear so little about it. maybe i shouldnt know??? ???
How'd you find this place if you never been to GAF?
How'd you find this place if you never been to GAF?
O and Criss if you want to fit in you should be saying that "Wilco is my roomate :-*" or "wilco is my roomate :hump", or "wilco is my gay lover". You'll fit into the forum better.
Chris go to bars with live rock bands and stuff. Your in the bay area so you can find some good stuff. Also try and get tickets for Conan and if you get them ask a girl out saying you got the extra ticket and need someone to go with. Easy peasy.
dude i feel ya :( its ok though man you'll find someone.
You should have brewmaster Willco make you some special beer.
You guys got a extra room? hehe I need a place in the bay area come june.
Living in America
Living in America
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305310343.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
I've never heard of that movie. Is it any good?
Living in America
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305310343.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
I've never heard of that movie. Is it any good?
Just don't buy a flesh light.
Just don't buy a flesh light.
Shut up you've never fucked one. Fleshlights rocks
its not battery operated and it doesnt bite.
if your using a pocket pussy you need to upgrade to the 21st century. Buy a fleshlight. I owned a poket pussy and It never felt real enough. So I got the fleshlight and you let that thing sit in some hot water for 10 minutes. Get your porn on and lube that baby up right. You'll have so much fun you'll forget your not fucking something real.
... . . This thread got weird.
JESUS HELL GET OUT OF THE HOUSE YOU SPASTIC SLOPE-BROWED MASTURBATORS
"connection" is just an endorphin flood. jack yourself up on opiates and punch yourself in the temple.