If I had to cut it off to save my life, I'd gladly choose death instead.
If I had to cut it off to save my life, I'd gladly choose death instead.
well put.
makes you think of what kind of situation you'd have to be in to make that decision.
Like, O No its caught in the door of my car and I'm on a hill, over a cliff and I forgot to put the parking brake on. But I have small hatchet in my hands. Do I do it?
3 times a day keeps the doctor away!
It's so important I spend more time washing it than cleaning the rest of my body. Really brings new meaning to the phrase all dressed up and nowhere to goI bet you scrub it clean, so clean that you end up making a mess all over it.
I stick a small brush down the hole to clean out the gunk. The urethra is like an artery you can clean without surgery
You guys are pussys. I wish I wasn't circumcized as a child so I could do it myself with a butter knife, sand paper and lighter fluid
You guys are pussys. I wish I wasn't circumcized as a child so I could do it myself with a butter knife, sand paper and lighter fluidAnd now it looks like a cheeseburger's pussy?
Did anyone see those pictures where some guy supposedly got drunk or high or something and used and exacto knife to cut the head off his penis? I think the pictures ended up being fake, but damn that was nasty.
I once got a pub in there when I was jacking it. It was one of the most gut renting feelings ever. Like getting kicked in the nuts, I cant imagine why anyone would want something there.
That experience on top of Ail's kidney stone scene in deadwood made one of my worst fears kidney stones.
I swear to god I get kidney stones I'm slitting my wrists before the doctors try and probe me.