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Title: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 12:59:57 AM: your down unders? I've been shaving my neitherlands for a while now. What are some good tips to keep things a fresh as a 10 year old down there?

Balls are hella hard to shave they move every which way.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 23, 2007, 01:10:36 AM: I trim, all out shaving is going too far for me. I already look like a 16 year old, I don't need a girl wondering if shes commiting some unlawful act on a minor when its time to work it out.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Bacon on March 23, 2007, 01:15:08 AM: I use a good conditioner beforehand to soften the hairs. And then the mach 3 and shaving cream. Afterwards, I scrub with a nice exfoliating cloth and then rub everything down with some nice oils once I get out of the shower.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 01:16:42 AM: Bacon thats exactly what i've done, but i'm talking about the up keep. I want it to stay soft and smooth not stubble.
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Post by: Bacon on March 23, 2007, 01:22:39 AM: Chemotherapy.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 23, 2007, 01:48:54 AM: No, I shave my face n thats it
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Post by: Stocky on March 23, 2007, 01:52:36 AM: I don't shave. Period.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 23, 2007, 02:00:40 AM: Real men have to shave thier face, come on
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Post by: Stocky on March 23, 2007, 02:04:23 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 23, 2007, 02:00:40 AM
Real men have to shave thier face, come on

I don't, and I'm obviously a real man.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: xnikki118x on March 23, 2007, 02:15:32 AM: There's a product called Bikini Zone that reduces bumps, that's what I use to shave. I don't know if I'd recommend it to guys, though.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Bloodwake on March 23, 2007, 02:18:51 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on March 23, 2007, 02:15:32 AM
There's a product called Bikini Zone that reduces bumps, that's what I use to shave. I don't know if I'd recommend it to guys, though.

:lol
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: max_cool on March 23, 2007, 02:21:02 AM: I shave down there, just started to about a month ago. I don't shave the whole area, I shave the shaft and balls, but I just trim and shape (shave most of it) the upper area. I also recently tried shaving my crack, I don't like it but ass hair is fucking nasty.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 02:21:22 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on March 23, 2007, 02:15:32 AM
There's a product called Bikini Zone that reduces bumps, that's what I use to shave. I don't know if I'd recommend it to guys, though.

MrT, Kojak, landing strip, or traci lords?

Yeah i'll give it a try i just gotta get into a rutine about shaving the netherland.

Yes ass hair is nasty and by genetics i've got bushes of it. Thats why i liked triming pubes plus it doesnt allow for bacteria and mold to grow which for fat fucks like myself is an issue.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: xnikki118x on March 23, 2007, 02:41:46 AM: Quote from: max_cool on March 23, 2007, 02:21:02 AM
I shave down there, just started to about a month ago. I don't shave the whole area, I shave the shaft and balls, but I just trim and shape (shave most of it) the upper area. I also recently tried shaving my crack, I don't like it but ass hair is fucking nasty.

Guys get hair on the shaft itself? That's weird.

I'm glad I don't have a penis.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 02:44:06 AM: yeah shaft hair sucks ass. It sticks and gets caught on shit. And when you doing somethings it just dont feel right.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Stocky on March 23, 2007, 03:20:12 AM: The better question here is: Does anyone shave their ass
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 03:21:19 AM: Quote from: stocky on March 23, 2007, 03:20:12 AM
The better question here is: Does anyone shave their ass

I've tried it and its rather difficult to do.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Stocky on March 23, 2007, 03:21:59 AM: Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 03:21:19 AM
Quote from: stocky on March 23, 2007, 03:20:12 AM
The better question here is: Does anyone shave their ass

I've tried it and its rather difficult to do.

I could...I could..

nah, I won't. Too easy.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Bacon on March 23, 2007, 08:44:27 AM: Quote from: stocky on March 23, 2007, 03:20:12 AM
The better question here is: Does anyone shave their ass

I prefer to wax that area.
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Post by: bagofeyes on March 23, 2007, 08:48:47 AM: you girls
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 23, 2007, 09:26:37 AM: i trimmed about a week and a half ago, it itched for 3-4 days but now it hardly itches at all. trim FTW :D
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on March 23, 2007, 09:27:55 AM: I trim every couple of months.
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 23, 2007, 09:32:04 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on March 23, 2007, 09:27:55 AM
I trim every couple of months.

:-*

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Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Bacon on March 23, 2007, 02:40:26 PM: I got sick of the tedium of removing hair, so I stopped for several months, and got increasingly fed up with my hair, so I bought a kit of Nads for Men. It's this green sticky goop that you have to spread and use a cloth to pull the hairs out.

When I tried wax strips, I was very disappointed by the very limited number and use of individual strips. However, the jar of gel has an amazing abundance of the stuff that looks like it will last a very long time.

It's very icky and messy, but washes off extremely well, even in just water. I'd recommend working with it in the bathtub before you've turned the water on. No heating is required either. I'll usually just do it all in the bathtub, and then immediately take a shower afterwards, and make sure all the removed hair goes down the drain.

Another advantage is that it is much better at removing shorter hairs than the wax strips were. The wax strips recommended 1/4" length, and these recommend only 1/8".

The only do-it-yourself option that I see as being better and more efficient than Nads would be an electric epilator, but those are rather costly.

I also feel like mentioning that I absolutely love ripping out hairs, and the feeling of tearing out 100+ of these thick annoying hairs in one quick pull is absolutely orgasmic. I can't personally understand why people fear epilation so much. But then again, my perception of sharp pain has always bordered on pleasure.

Earlier today I had all these stomach hairs that I let grow out, and I coated them all in Nads, put the strip over half of all of it firmly. I grabbed, paused a second to build suspense, and yanked them all out. At first, there is no tactile feeling other than this ghostly sensation of intensity. Then after about 2 seconds, the area flares up in sharp burning pain, and I feel myself flutter in ecstasy all over, and then a second or two later it totally subsides, and I'm left with the feeling of several dozen empty relaxed pores, and a deep relaxation all over.

Also, I should mention that there is nothing wrong with being a guy and removing body hairs in my opinion. I'm not gay in the slightest. It's really comfortable and feels much cleaner. I shudder to think of all those thick hairs encrusted with all kinds of daily oils and grime. When you have long leg hair in particular, you'll be sitting down in jeans, and when you slide a little in your seat, the hairs get caught between the denim and your skin and start tugging on the follicles, which is really annoying.

I'm sorry if this was difficult for any of you to read, but this is what I felt like posting right now.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: cloudwalking on March 23, 2007, 02:46:57 PM: bacon is right, waxing feels godly. take enough painkillers beforehand and get really doped up and it's a truly euphoric experience. it still hurts a bit but you can really feel those hairs being ripped out :bow
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 02:49:17 PM: yeah I dont mind the pain. Its the fustration of getting those hairs and pulling them though. Fucking shaft hairs are hard to get too. I do like me some pain though. I like when a girl walks all over my back. It cracks in strange places and hurts but in a damn good way.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 23, 2007, 02:49:23 PM: having a good beard is the way to be AWESOME.

Not a full blown one tho, those get crazy unabomber looking
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 02:51:07 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 23, 2007, 02:49:23 PM
having a good beard is the way to be AWESOME.

Not a full blown one tho, those get crazy unabomber looking

A goatee kinda Gordan Freeman thing is ok, but not a full neckbeard bullshit thing. I'm growing out my sideburns though. But thats the face this is about the nads and the nuts of the matter is that were getting off subject. This is about shaving my jiblets.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 02:51:33 PM: Yep I shave and trim. It's kind of weird though because I'm a hairy beast so my shoulders (besides a few), my back, and my nuts are the only thing hairless on me.

Quote from: cloudwalking on March 23, 2007, 02:46:57 PM
bacon is right, waxing feels godly. take enough painkillers beforehand and get really doped up and it's a truly euphoric experience. it still hurts a bit but you can really feel those hairs being ripped out :bow

HOT
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: cloudwalking on March 23, 2007, 02:52:03 PM: Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 02:49:17 PM
yeah I dont mind the pain. Its the fustration of getting those hairs and pulling them though. Fucking shaft hairs are hard to get too. I do like me some pain though. I like when a girl walks all over my back. It cracks in strange places and hurts but in a damn good way.

i bet it feels like walking on jello
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 02:54:32 PM: Cloud your more than welcome to try it out. But I dont think you got enough weight on you to actually put my back into a allignment.

I'm a hairy mother fucker. I've got 2 inches hairs everywhere. My back, my ass, my man boobies, my gut, under my gut, inbetween my legs. I'm a walking chia pet.
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Post by: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 02:55:41 PM: It puts your back OUT of allignment most likely rather than in allignment. There is a reason chiropractors have to go to medical school and not simply learn how to walk on backs.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: DJ_Tet on March 23, 2007, 02:56:30 PM: Did anyone else want to go home and slather themselves with Nads after reading Bacon's posts? I've never been one of those guys who dispised body hair, but I do like to trim. Actually I hate it, but I do it. I think I'll look into this nads stuff. Let me ask you this Bacon, do you have back hair?

I love the feeling of being closely shaved, so I know I'd love the waxed feeling too, hmm.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 23, 2007, 03:01:12 PM: Quote
A goatee kinda Gordan Freeman thing is ok,

Yeah that's what I have. I hate neck beards, no matter how annoying shaving my neck can be, I can never do the neck beard.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: brawndolicious on March 23, 2007, 03:44:58 PM: Beards are awesome if you can pull off a neckburn. A sideburn and neckbeard. If you're a man, you can do that. If you can't you're a bitch. If you're a bitch go suck some cock.

I don't shave my cock either.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2007, 03:49:38 PM: I got the full beard going.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: CoolGuyChris on March 23, 2007, 04:00:20 PM: Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 02:54:32 PM
Cloud your more than welcome to try it out. But I dont think you got enough weight on you to actually put my back into a allignment.

I'm a hairy mother fucker. I've got 2 inches hairs everywhere. My back, my ass, my man boobies, my gut, under my gut, inbetween my legs. I'm a walking chia pet.

GOD DAMN :hehe
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Post by: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 04:01:57 PM: I HAAAAAATE neck hair, it doesn't help my neck is insanely sensitive to being shaved.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2007, 04:38:03 PM: I'm somewhat hairy down there but I'm not shaving. Real men only shave their face.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 04:40:38 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 23, 2007, 03:49:38 PM
I got the full beard going.

I do to. Haven't saved in 2 weeks. :-[
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 04:41:21 PM: At least trim that shit dude. At least it will give you practice so when you finally do get a woman to go down on you she's not picking out your hairy pubes from between her teeth. Plus it makes things cleaner down there.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2007, 04:42:14 PM: Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 04:41:21 PM
At least trim that shit dude. At least it will give you practice so when you finally do get a woman to go down on you she's not picking out your hairy pubes from between her teeth. Plus it makes things cleaner down there.

My penis is so big she wouldn't have to worry about coming close to the pubes.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2007, 04:42:43 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
I'm somewhat hairy down there but I'm not shaving. Real men only shave their face.

Real men don't even do that.
Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: Tauntaun on March 23, 2007, 04:43:20 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2007, 04:42:14 PM
Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 04:41:21 PM
At least trim that shit dude. At least it will give you practice so when you finally do get a woman to go down on you she's not picking out your hairy pubes from between her teeth. Plus it makes things cleaner down there.

My penis is so big she wouldn't have to worry about coming close to the pubes.

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Title: Re: Do you shave
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 04:47:09 PM: You do when they deep throat and gag