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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 01:01:55 PM

Title: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up here.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 01:01:55 PM: We will be crab fishing. We are both captains and himu is our deck hand/ cabin boy.

Sign up if you want a position on our boat, The H.M.S Failure.

Father Mike: Captain and mail delivieror.
Malek: Captain, preist, and lawyer.
Cool Max: Navigator
Himu: Cabin boy and deck hand. More the former than the latter.
Cheebs: nay-sayer
G: Skipper and Head pillager (Position pending him accepting a dress code).

BOAT LAWS.

1. The measure of a man should be by how many woman he can carry on his back. Full sized women so Lemurs of midgets don't count.

Anthem: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lYIma8lxcrk
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 01:02:52 PM: you need to know how to catch crabs first
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 01:06:32 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 01:02:52 PM
you need to know how to catch crabs first

I've been watching deadliest catch. I know shit.

Plus what ever we don't know we'll just look up on the net.
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2007, 01:07:32 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 01:06:32 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 01:02:52 PM
you need to know how to catch crabs first

I've been watching deadliest catch. I know shit.

Plus what ever we don't know we'll just look up on the net.
Our deckhand will use the computer all day long to to download animu. We're fucked.
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Post by: max_cool on March 23, 2007, 01:09:25 PM: I can navigate, I'm pretty good with maps and I know what icebergs look like!
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 01:10:11 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 23, 2007, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 01:06:32 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 01:02:52 PM
you need to know how to catch crabs first

I've been watching deadliest catch. I know shit.

Plus what ever we don't know we'll just look up on the net.
Our deckhand will use the computer all day long to to download animu. We're fucked.

It's not like we'll be catching anything anyways. it's just an excuse to run away and get a bunch of men on a boat.
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2007, 01:28:54 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 01:10:11 PM
it's just an excuse to run away and get a bunch of men on a boat.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 01:30:22 PM: We should become man pirates and pillage the women of the coastal united states. We'll take them in the night and make them our sex slaves.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 01:30:52 PM: I'm so going to dress like the one in the blue with the white wig.
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 01:31:48 PM: Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 01:30:22 PM
We should become man pirates and pillage the women of the coastal united states. We'll take them in the night and make them our sex slaves.

hot. other wise I think we should get whiteacid to come along to fulfill our manly needs in between sacking towns.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2007, 01:33:16 PM: We have a ship full of willing men, who needs unwilling women?
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 01:33:46 PM: Cloud would be better we can fit her in the trunk booty :P Nah i'd much rather have a fiesty girl like Whiteacid. Consider me your eyes in the sky. I'm the Skipper and no one else has my post....

I'll wear wifebeaters and little jean shorts with holes in them.
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 01:35:52 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 23, 2007, 01:33:16 PM
We have a ship full of willing men, who needs unwilling women?

See thats the conning of the plan. We dress like the men in the pictures so that the coast guards won't suspect us of being the women pillagers, and we pillage the women so no one thinks we're gay.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2007, 01:36:36 PM: Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 01:33:46 PM
Cloud would be better we can fit her in the trunk booty :P Nah i'd much rather have a fiesty girl like Whiteacid. Consider me your eyes in the sky. I'm the Skipper and no one else has my post....

I'll wear wifebeaters and little jean shorts with holes in them.

If you're wearing them, they're not little.

By the by, you're not stepping aboard our ship because that image inside my head made me a little weasy. IMAGINE HOW I'D FEEL ACTUALLY SEEING THAT IRL WHILE ON A ROCKING SHIP AT SEA?

:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 01:37:52 PM: I'm sure you've seen worse. Plus i'm a good pillager. I can carry three bitches on my back. How many can you carry?
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 01:55:56 PM: Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 01:37:52 PM
I'm sure you've seen worse. Plus i'm a good pillager. I can carry three bitches on my back. How many can you carry?

2 piggyback style.

This also reminds me we need to make laws for the boat.

1. The measure of a man should be by how many woman he can carry on his back. Full sized women so Lemurs of midgets don't count.

Naturally with me and malek being captains and all this means we can carry 7 women now. :lol
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 02:06:51 PM: Friggin in the Riggin by the sex pistol will be our anthem.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lYIma8lxcrk
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 02:15:27 PM: Figgin in the Riggin is our anthem it was made for us. Who's going to be our resident herbologist? and where will our deep sea cove be? We need a home to store our pirate loot and inprison our wenches. We could re-educate them and turn them into bitchin pirate lass'
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 02:22:30 PM: I just whipped the atlas out.

I think out loot hold should be on Trinity island up in Alaska, or one one of the Queen Elizabeth Islands up ABOVE Nunavut.

Also Cloud, we'll give you a free ride to euro land if you become head wench mistress for a time and whip all our captive girls into become good pirate/ internet going girls.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 02:26:51 PM: We need a warm place. So the women's skin is always wet. But i like this plan already.

Oh and cloud i promise not to touch you. But i cant promise i wont look :-*
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 02:33:15 PM: It has to be up north because that where the crab are, but thats only for 3 months. the other 9 months we can go to warm waters. arrrrrr. :pirate
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 04:10:24 PM: bumped to get more people on the boat.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2007, 04:11:38 PM: I've abandoned ship.
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 04:13:01 PM: Whyyyyyyyyy? :(
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Post by: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 04:13:51 PM: I follow Malek's lead wherever that may be.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 04:14:16 PM: Fuck malek we dont need him. I'm taking over this here shit weither you like it or not. Now get your womens and lets pillage. I saw we hit florida first. All the rich people wont know what to do when they got rapier's up to their necks
Title: Re: Me and Malek are buying a boat with our non existant oil money. Sign up her
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2007, 04:15:47 PM: We'll if maleks gone I'm gone. :(

This boat got to much off of its crab hunting roots.

Back to the oil fields it is.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 04:22:28 PM: To death the lot of you.
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 23, 2007, 04:34:54 PM: what can I do to help? :-*
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2007, 04:36:44 PM: We need men or this ship isnt going anywhere. We need young horney bastids that will do anythng for the touch of a fine lass. I'll pillage some ass for our men. And secure our parrot