THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on March 24, 2007, 02:03:49 AM

Title: I think I just grew a cock. (and balls)
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 24, 2007, 02:03:49 AM: I just bought God of War and I just killed an enormous Hydra and went inside of the Hydra and took a key away from some loser and threw him down the digestive tract of said Hydra. Fuck.

Then I went to go save the ladies but they were all dead.

But it turns out they weren't all dead because I saw their tits later on. Crazy. This is the first (popular mainstream) game I've seen with nudity. lawl.

Fuck. Hydras.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2007, 02:04:55 AM: :lol
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 02:05:08 AM: :lol for a second there I thought this was going to be a parody thread on maleks penis thread. :lol
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 24, 2007, 02:05:38 AM: If you like that style of action you need to play DMC3 special edition and Ninja Gaiden black if you got a 360. I like GoW but its not very challenging.
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 24, 2007, 02:06:59 AM: NG is completely different in any way than GoW.

You can sex the ladies by jumping onto the bed and pressing O to get red orbs.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on March 24, 2007, 02:09:24 AM: I dont think so Nintenho they all are action games. They just have different combat systems.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2007, 02:10:24 AM: I'm internationally known when I be posting
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Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2007, 02:49:56 AM: This should be in the gaming forum. :P
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 24, 2007, 02:57:05 AM: They're actually in no way similar. You could be a master of one game and get your ass beaten even after a few hours of playing the other.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 24, 2007, 03:20:16 AM: The thread title reminds me of Bible Black

SHIFTY EYES SHIFTY EYES SHIFTY EYES

HURRRRRR

and I need to get this game

Also, this thread probably needs to be in the Gaming Forum but is a bit androgynous. Did you really grow a cock and a pair of balls lemurs? Your answer will decide the location of this thread.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 03:24:20 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 24, 2007, 03:20:16 AM
The thread title reminds me of Bible Black

rock on! but not really it was really fucked up. did you watch the new tesimate shit that scared me.
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Post by: Vizzys on March 24, 2007, 03:27:48 AM: bible black :wag
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Post by: omg_lemurs on March 24, 2007, 03:29:07 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 24, 2007, 03:20:16 AM
The thread title reminds me of Bible Black

SHIFTY EYES SHIFTY EYES SHIFTY EYES

HURRRRRR

and I need to get this game

Also, this thread probably needs to be in the Gaming Forum but is a bit androgynous. Did you really grow a cock and a pair of balls lemurs? Your answer will decide the location of this thread.

What do you think is best for the well being of the thread? Maintaining the spirit and attitude of the thread. Nurturing its health. Keeping it alive. Whichever you think is better for the thread.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 03:29:25 AM: :gloomy rain on me and blues parade will ya.

I never used that emoicon before. Happy first emoticaon for me.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 24, 2007, 03:33:28 AM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 24, 2007, 03:29:07 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 24, 2007, 03:20:16 AM
The thread title reminds me of Bible Black

SHIFTY EYES SHIFTY EYES SHIFTY EYES

HURRRRRR

and I need to get this game

Also, this thread probably needs to be in the Gaming Forum but is a bit androgynous. Did you really grow a cock and a pair of balls lemurs? Your answer will decide the location of this thread.

What do you think is best for the well being of the thread? Maintaining the spirit and attitude of the thread. Nurturing its health. Keeping it alive. Whichever you think is better for the thread.

If I keep it in the General Forum, people will probably try to

A) shit on you with personal attacks

B) talk about Bible Black and Hentai in general since I brought it up (Oops)

C) It will eventually turn into some psuedo cheeseburger surprise thread

If I move it to the gaming forum it will pretty much stick to conversations about God of War. Thinking about it, I'ma have to move it to the gaming forum then. I'll see you all there!

/me presses the move button
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Post by: omg_lemurs on March 24, 2007, 03:35:17 AM: So long as they don't stop posting altogether. D:
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 03:36:50 AM: Hi beezy!
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Post by: Beezy on March 24, 2007, 03:37:39 AM: omg hi 2 u
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Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2007, 03:53:41 AM: I didn't know God of War had bare boobs until I saw the preview for God of War II. Geez, games have come a long way.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 04:01:51 AM: Quote from: Beezy on March 24, 2007, 03:37:39 AM
omg hi 2 u

you sould have joined my drinking thread its was full of awesomeness and anime.

man I typed that up going with muddy waters garbageman and i think thats pritty cool.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 04:06:29 AM: O I'm giving Ichi the shout out to.

hi ichi!

dance with me.
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Post by: The Sceneman on March 24, 2007, 04:12:30 AM: Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 02:05:38 AM
If you like that style of action you need to play DMC3 special edition and Ninja Gaiden black if you got a 360. I like GoW but its not very challenging.

yep these are a couple of the best action games ever made
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Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2007, 04:16:13 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 04:06:29 AM
O I'm giving Ichi the shout out to.

hi ichi!

dance with me.

Let's dance!!! :-*
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 04:18:59 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 24, 2007, 04:16:13 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 04:06:29 AM
O I'm giving Ichi the shout out to.

hi ichi!

dance with me.

Let's dance!!!

awesome. killing foor by howlin' wolf is awesome dance music. and its on now,
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Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2007, 04:22:37 AM: Can you dance the robot to it?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 12:43:43 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 24, 2007, 04:22:37 AM
Can you dance the robot to it?

I firmly believe I can do anything in that state that I was in last night :lol

Normally not so much, lol.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 24, 2007, 01:58:47 PM: pics or it didn't happen
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Post by: Himu on March 24, 2007, 02:14:55 PM: SHE USES A BOOK CALLED BIBLE BLACK TO PROLONG THE MAIN CHARACTER'S ORGASM, TORTURING HIM SO MUCH THAT SEMEN BURSTS FROM HIS NOSE