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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2007, 02:45:28 PM

Title: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2007, 02:45:28 PM: (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1646/qa8vy3tbyyxd6axngcyrejbtn9.jpg)
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3537/lqtxczir2kpfjn6axc6cmhxon0.jpg)
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Yup, me again.

There's been some accusations flying, people telling me that I'm not a nerd after all.

I ask you this: could a girl who wears this outfit EVERY DAY be anything but a nerd?

(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/695/qih2bagrryuvgu9gsku3ctttl3.jpg)

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/w4m/299621705.html
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/w4m/298759621.html

lol I should email her just for shits and giggles
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Vizzys on March 24, 2007, 04:13:03 PM: its a trap
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 24, 2007, 04:46:11 PM: Would you hit it Viz?
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Vizzys on March 24, 2007, 05:01:21 PM: no, psycho bitch Im willing to bet
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: bluemax on March 24, 2007, 06:20:32 PM: I went ahead an emailed her for you PD.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2007, 06:26:37 PM: I emailed her already
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:29:57 PM: Goddamn, she actually has sharp knees. i thought that was just a meme.

i'd still hit it though. Crazy women = crazy sex + plenty of wtf moments.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Shuri on March 24, 2007, 10:02:36 PM: social experiment.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 10:03:32 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2007, 06:26:37 PM
I emailed her already

Did you get a response?

What has she asked you to dress up as when you to meet?
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2007, 10:19:09 PM: Nope hasn't contacted me yet
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 24, 2007, 10:30:35 PM: 27 year old latina, 5'10" curvey, hard working woman seeks an honest hard working man to explore life with. I am loyal, sweet, and have a great personality. hope to hear from you.

(http://b.im.craigslist.org/KL/OE/bzhzA572CzUmrpoFOu635CR1N0P8.jpg)(http://b.im.craigslist.org/Ih/5W/q56m9UbKTqqT4VEU8a1dt5Dm2CRK.jpg)

Should I do it guys?
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Vizzys on March 24, 2007, 10:32:29 PM: something tells me that is a perpetual smile
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 10:34:12 PM: Quote from: Viz on March 24, 2007, 10:32:29 PM
something tells me that is a perpetual smile
:lol
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 24, 2007, 10:39:47 PM: This one seems more promising...

I am a hopeless romantic seeking somebody special who can put some light in my life. I love cuddling, kissing and staying up all night talking. I am looking for a man who is sensitive, warm and intelligent. I am currently a grad student in the city. I'll be working on my graduate degree for the next few years, so somebody who can understand the pressures of academic life is also a plus. Please get in touch with me if you are interested.

(http://d.im.craigslist.org/3E/FB/KV6yTeq0SvjVVtDYCtzjqOeetBwc.jpg)
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2007, 10:49:25 PM: her crotch is red.

It must be burning with passion for PD, because I bet he know the game of academic stress.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: bluemax on March 24, 2007, 11:10:18 PM: So are we turning this into a post craigslist ads thread? I admit at 3am on weekends it can be fun to read through them.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: CoolGuyChris on March 25, 2007, 02:31:05 AM: Theres Hope? I think shes lieing about the languages..

Hi,
I am 70, European, have lived outside of Sebastopol a long time and love living in this country. My partner of many years died three years ago and I’m now ready for a new relationship. I’ve never done online dating, so this is very new to me! I am looking for a partner to share life with. I love spontaneity and travel. I speak 5 languages, am in very good shape, good health, have lots of energy and love to laugh. I meditate and am always learning. I play classical music on the piano and organ. I enjoy a good dinner, a glass of wine, sharing thoughts and feelings. I am strong and independent, as well as compassionate and a good listener. I don’t smoke.

Favorite things:
Get up early, go outside and see what's happening in the garden. Hot tub. "Converse" with the Canada geese. Listen to classical or spiritual music. Communicate with my fascinating cat. Alas... not at all a shopper.

http://a.im.craigslist.org/Vl/qq/6qCU1rvhbolYDn4Yi4J0Ak1jY5ug.jpg
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2007, 02:42:51 AM: :(

Man I hope I'm not a lonely old hag when I grow up.

Malek lets make a deal, if neither of us is married by 50, we'll drink the tainted cool-aid together.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Catz on March 25, 2007, 03:10:35 AM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 24, 2007, 10:30:35 PM
27 year old latina, 5'10" curvey, hard working woman seeks an honest hard working man to explore life with. I am loyal, sweet, and have a great personality. hope to hear from you.

(http://b.im.craigslist.org/KL/OE/bzhzA572CzUmrpoFOu635CR1N0P8.jpg)(http://b.im.craigslist.org/Ih/5W/q56m9UbKTqqT4VEU8a1dt5Dm2CRK.jpg)

Should I do it guys?

Aw, she sounds nice. Don't be mean :punch
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Stocky on March 25, 2007, 03:15:18 AM: You and your taco hubby can just fuck yourselves I don't want either one of you talking to me. When you said you would stop interacting with me I had thought that included your spineless cocksucker husband. If you don't want me to make your internet life a living hell and drive you off these fucking boards get him to leave me the fuck alone.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: littlemathletics on March 25, 2007, 03:22:07 AM: Quote from: stocky on March 25, 2007, 03:15:18 AM
You and your taco hubby can just fuck yourselves I don't want either one of you talking to me. When you said you would stop interacting with me I had thought that included your spineless cocksucker husband. If you don't want me to make your internet life a living hell and drive you off these fucking boards get him to leave me the fuck alone.

Can you stop making everyone else's internet life a living hell at least?

edit: lol internet life
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Vizzys on March 25, 2007, 03:22:49 AM: ...lol @ stockys lemurs quote
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Catz on March 25, 2007, 03:36:20 AM: Quote from: stocky on March 25, 2007, 03:15:18 AM
You and your taco hubby can just fuck yourselves I don't want either one of you talking to me. When you said you would stop interacting with me I had thought that included your spineless cocksucker husband. If you don't want me to make your internet life a living hell and drive you off these fucking boards get him to leave me the fuck alone.

omg LEMURS
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Catz on March 25, 2007, 03:38:36 AM: btw, can someone tell me how to block PMs? Because frankly, I'm getting tired of all her silly 1-line insult messages.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Stocky on March 25, 2007, 03:39:41 AM: Just report them to an admin. Eventually, she'll be banned.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Vizzys on March 25, 2007, 04:08:42 AM: catz is an admin lol
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Catz on March 25, 2007, 04:13:19 AM: Not on here, I'm not. And this is different software. There doesn't appear to be any way to block PMs.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Vizzys on March 25, 2007, 04:15:46 AM: oh here lol, anyway Ill put in a request to willco, forum upgrades are coming he says.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: xnikki118x on March 25, 2007, 04:44:52 AM: Wouldn't it make yuo feel pathetic to post a personal ad? Honestly.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 25, 2007, 04:53:09 PM: I've sent you three PMs since I joined the forum you cunt. Constant 1 line insults? No. 3 messages containing a simple request to have you and your husband leave me the fuck alone with an insult knitted neatly into them? Maybe.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 25, 2007, 04:55:22 PM: Quote from: xnikki118x on March 25, 2007, 04:44:52 AM
Wouldn't it make yuo feel pathetic to post a personal ad? Honestly.

I did when some coworkers made eharmony and match.com fucking pages of me.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2007, 04:59:57 PM: Quote from: xnikki118x on March 25, 2007, 04:44:52 AM
Wouldn't it make yuo feel pathetic to post a personal ad? Honestly.

my grade 9 math teacher left the school after some kids found his internet love add. :(
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2007, 05:12:44 PM: You distinguished mentally-challenged fellows are looking in the wrong area. Look in EROTIC SERVICES. That's where the best ads are
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 25, 2007, 05:55:33 PM: I've tried this once before and it worked out really well. I met a cute guy and we both had a great time together.

I'm Jean. Look for an attractive male, nice body, handsome.

Please be real and interested if you reply. Thanks for your time.

(http://d.im.craigslist.org/ev/Tv/OkdOYXXe2alF7p8AJRsqjIf2ptEP.jpg)(http://b.im.craigslist.org/JQ/Vm/YVcvDBrCFHDEWVqeGbVq3hsxYICc.jpg)
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2007, 06:01:24 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 25, 2007, 05:55:33 PM
I've tried this once before and it worked out really well. I met a cute guy and we both had a great time together.

I'm Jean. Look for an attractive male, nice body, handsome.

Please be real and interested if you reply. Thanks for your time.

(http://d.im.craigslist.org/ev/Tv/OkdOYXXe2alF7p8AJRsqjIf2ptEP.jpg)(http://b.im.craigslist.org/JQ/Vm/YVcvDBrCFHDEWVqeGbVq3hsxYICc.jpg)

junpei reply and we'll give her pics of boogie or mike works.

shit, we as a board should answer some of these. :lol
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 25, 2007, 06:23:26 PM: No what we should do is set them up with me. I mean come on. How fucked up would that be. I'd do it too. So look around my area. And start cracking. Cause i'll make EB proud and give you guys some laughs.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 25, 2007, 06:28:56 PM: Where do you live Bz?
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 25, 2007, 06:31:07 PM: FRENSO CA

this could provide to be the most hilarious fucking prank ever.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/bzchanboy/me1-30-07004.jpg) heres a picture to use if you wish.
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: Vizzys on March 25, 2007, 08:24:02 PM: nerd
Title: Re: This woman must be joking (Craigslist)
Post by: bluemax on March 25, 2007, 09:13:56 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2007, 05:12:44 PM
You distinguished mentally-challenged fellows are looking in the wrong area. Look in EROTIC SERVICES. That's where the best ads are

Eh casual encounters is funnier if you can find one that isn't spam. Erotic services in LA are just a bunch of potential bait and switchers trying to mug you.

I responded to some lameo philosophy majors ad in the w4m section last night and she gives me some dumb response today, to which I reply "You're welcome?" and then 2 minutes later she messages me on myspace. Creepy that she tracked down my myspace.

Quote from: G on March 25, 2007, 06:23:26 PM
No what we should do is set them up with me. I mean come on. How fucked up would that be. I'd do it too. So look around my area. And start cracking. Cause i'll make EB proud and give you guys some laughs.

I can try and hook you up, but I don't think we should use your picture.

The LA ads are also full of gems like this one:

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Rich People - w4m - 24
Reply to: pers-300354424@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-25, 4:57PM PDT

...So, I was reading about how much a sitcom actor makes per episode and I was just a bit appalled. My student loan is such a tiny fraction of that. Isn't there some generous soul out there who would pay off my loan for me? Where's that rich sitcom person? Gosh.

Lots of women who want rich benefactors.