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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on August 26, 2006, 02:25:22 AM

Title: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: etiolate on August 26, 2006, 02:25:22 AM

<Willco> Okay, I'm not going to lie
<Willco> I may have filled this glass of wine with vodka and very little Crystal Light as chaser.

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 26, 2006, 02:26:12 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 26, 2006, 02:26:24 AM

This could have gone in the IRC Ether thread, ya know! *shakes fist*

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2006, 02:26:42 AM

:lol

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 26, 2006, 02:26:50 AM

What's wrong with vodka and Crystal Light.  I don't know how I put wine in there my bad.

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 26, 2006, 02:36:00 AM

On a related note, Crystal Light Lemonade is orgasmic. Hellz yeh.

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2006, 02:40:18 AM

I can't stand Crystal Light, taste like sugar water to me. Look those Fruit2O bottled waters

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 26, 2006, 02:57:50 AM

Real men don't drink. 












:starwars

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 26, 2006, 02:58:43 AM

That's a bold statement, coming from a female.

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 26, 2006, 02:59:47 AM

Aren't you supposed to be working on my resume, dear?

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2006, 02:59:59 AM

Real men wear Garder Belts

:-*

Quote from: Willco on August 26, 2006, 02:59:47 AM

Aren't you supposed to be working on my resume, dear?

Thats so chauvinistic :wag

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 26, 2006, 03:04:09 AM

No, she's supposed to be working on my resume in TOTAL CONCENTRATION, hence why I'm talking to you goons instead of her :P

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 26, 2006, 03:05:40 AM

This thing's a mess, babes.  I need some outlet.

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 26, 2006, 03:06:20 AM

:(

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 26, 2006, 03:07:08 AM

I guess giving White Man handjobs for spare change doesn't exactly look good on a resume, huh? :shh

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2006, 03:08:15 AM

I hope shes looking for some creative ideas from the Evilbore community, because if she does, your Resume is going to be the most awesomest Resume ever. First suggestion? Terradactyls

Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 26, 2006, 03:07:08 AM

I guess giving White Man handjobs for spare change doesn't exactly look good on a resume, huh? :shh

:lol ETHER! Oohhhhh

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 26, 2006, 03:09:15 AM

Private question.

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 26, 2006, 03:09:29 AM

My resume is going to look something like this....
















 :hurr  :hurr :hurr :hurr
ORF  ORF ORF ORF

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2006, 03:09:57 AM

ORF ORF

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 26, 2006, 03:10:42 AM

"MAKES CHAIRS FOR DIRECTORS OF BAD ZOMBIE MOVIES"

"RUNS EVILBORE.COM"

"ORF  :hurr "

Hmmm.......

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2006, 09:12:54 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 26, 2006, 02:57:50 AM

Real men don't drink. 





:starwars

QFT

Drinking is for losers.

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: Diablos on August 26, 2006, 10:45:04 AM

Crystal Light = tumor water

Stay away from artificial sweeteners you bastards.

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 26, 2006, 04:07:44 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2006, 03:08:15 AM

I hope shes looking for some creative ideas from the Evilbore community, because if she does, your Resume is going to be the most awesomest Resume ever. First suggestion? Terradactyls

Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 26, 2006, 03:07:08 AM

I guess giving White Man handjobs for spare change doesn't exactly look good on a resume, huh? :shh

:lol ETHER! Oohhhhh

What what what?

Title: Re: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN
Post by: Bacon on August 26, 2006, 06:32:33 PM

Macallan on the rocks.  :heartbeat

I hope Willco force feeds CrystalGemini alcohol.  :heart