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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:00:48 PM

Title: I had sex with a man
Post by: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:00:48 PM: In my hotel room, here in Chicago.

I put my penis.

In his butt.

And I liked it.

Heteros -1! No relationship problems, no drama, just wonderful glorified BUTTSEX

You guys should try it sometime. He's in the shower, we're waiting a bit to head to the theater for the Hot Fuzz screening, while my PSP and DS and cell are charging.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 26, 2007, 02:02:01 PM: what a surprise
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 02:04:35 PM: So that's how you got invited to the screening
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:07:35 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 26, 2007, 02:02:01 PM
what a surprise

It was pretty good. I said I always wanted to do it in the other thread, and I did!
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2007, 02:08:30 PM: I wanted to be demi's first homosexual experience :'(
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 02:10:22 PM: Demi only deals with people new to the homosexual game. Sorry Junpei :(
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 02:12:18 PM: Woman buttsecks ftw. :lol

No man buttsecks :(
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 02:14:24 PM: What's the difference
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 02:17:39 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 02:14:24 PM
What's the difference

Women ftw. :) Titties and Vagina ftw. :lol
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:17:59 PM: Also, having missed that Spinnington thread I'd just like to chime in and say that they are both ugly, and meant for each other. I will be glad to have sex with your future ugly children. Bless!
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM: wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man. :)
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 02:19:47 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM
wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man. :)

Cloud drove him to the cock. Wassup wit that cupcake?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 02:21:01 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 02:19:47 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM
wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man. :)

Cloud drove him to the cock. Wassup wit that cupcake?

wasn't putting out?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:23:07 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM
wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man. :)

You know that old saying, if you can't beat them, join them? Well, I figured I would try to apply this tactic towards my unbanning at GAF. Do you think they will welcome a newcomer to their ranks?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 02:26:35 PM: A homosexual Demi on GAF=funniest thing of all time :lol
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:27:36 PM: I'm going to be meeting krypt0nian at the theater. Maybe he can give me some tips?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2007, 02:28:17 PM: Quote from: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:23:07 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM
wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man. :)

You know that old saying, if you can't beat them, join them? Well, I figured I would try to apply this tactic towards my unbanning at GAF. Do you think they will welcome a newcomer to their ranks?
:lol
I think you should make banners. "Butt Sex = Unbanned"

Who wouldn't welcome you btw :-*
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Mondain on March 26, 2007, 02:58:27 PM: Weren't you supposed to keep your cherry for Roberto?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 02:59:03 PM: Quote from: Mondain on March 26, 2007, 02:58:27 PM
Weren't you supposed to keep your cherry for Roberto?

for robertsan?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: demi on March 26, 2007, 03:01:10 PM: Quote from: Mondain on March 26, 2007, 02:58:27 PM
Weren't you supposed to keep your cherry for Roberto?

He was a bottom, so no penetration was involved on my part. I am still saving myself.

I brought this issue up with him and he was understanding.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: BlackMage on March 26, 2007, 03:04:01 PM: Quote from: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:27:36 PM
I'm going to be meeting krypt0nian at the theater. Maybe he can give me some tips?

oh he'll give you a tip alright. mushroom tip in yo mouth
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2007, 03:05:35 PM: Is someone brave enough to GAF this?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:06:17 PM: my dreams are crushed :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 26, 2007, 03:06:38 PM: I don't believe any of this.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 03:09:48 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:06:17 PM
my dreams are crushed :'( :'( :'(

It's ok, you still have PD... for now... :P
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:11:25 PM: Quote from: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 03:09:48 PM
Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:06:17 PM
my dreams are crushed :'( :'( :'(

It's ok, you still have PD... for now... :P

i wanted to be demi's first. now i'll never have that chance.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 03:14:47 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:11:25 PM
Quote from: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 03:09:48 PM
Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:06:17 PM
my dreams are crushed :'( :'( :'(

It's ok, you still have PD... for now... :P

i wanted to be demi's first. now i'll never have that chance.

For you, I'm sure he'll switch hit for a night or two. :P
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: demi on March 26, 2007, 03:17:24 PM: I'm always up for some hetero action. krypt0nian just arrived at the hotel! Wee!
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 26, 2007, 03:23:40 PM: oh my goodness :o
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:24:15 PM: Quote from: demi on March 26, 2007, 03:17:24 PM
I'm always up for some hetero action.

:):):):):):):)

:heartbeat
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Catz on March 26, 2007, 03:25:56 PM: I WANT TO BELIEVE
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2007, 03:33:18 PM: I don't think I could have sex with a man, I mean I don't want something in my ass and the idea of pounding a hard chiseled ass seems weird. maybe I could do a tubby man.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Tauntaun on March 26, 2007, 03:33:43 PM: this thread is so gay, yet not :hump
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 26, 2007, 03:40:40 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 03:33:18 PM
I don't think I could have sex with a man, I mean I don't want something in my ass and the idea of pounding a hard chiseled ass seems weird. maybe I could do a tubby man.
Don't worry, my ass isn't hard or chiseled.

:hump
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 26, 2007, 03:42:25 PM: This thread is so fucken hot
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2007, 03:43:34 PM: It better not be hairy either.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This thread makes me want a girl. Nikki would you pretend stalk me like cloud stalks jarosh, to make me feel good? I'll send candy. :)
[close]

I think I could cuddle with a man. Malek you want to cuddle?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 26, 2007, 03:47:26 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 03:43:34 PM
It better not be hairy either.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This thread makes me want a girl. Nikki would you pretend stalk me like cloud stalks jarosh, to make me feel good? I'll send candy. :)
[close]

I think I could cuddle with a man. Malek you want to cuddle?
Cuddling is for fegs.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2007, 03:49:41 PM: :(
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Tauntaun on March 26, 2007, 03:50:05 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 26, 2007, 03:47:26 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 03:43:34 PM
It better not be hairy either.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This thread makes me want a girl. Nikki would you pretend stalk me like cloud stalks jarosh, to make me feel good? I'll send candy. :)
[close]

I think I could cuddle with a man. Malek you want to cuddle?
Cuddling is for fegs.

:-*
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 03:55:45 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:24:15 PM
Quote from: demi on March 26, 2007, 03:17:24 PM
I'm always up for some hetero action.

:):):):):):):)

:heartbeat

see, you just have to have faith in the deminator.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Yeti on March 26, 2007, 09:41:52 PM: Was it with a bear, demi?

I know how you like bears.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Vizzys on March 26, 2007, 10:40:26 PM: I CANT TELL WHAT IS OR INST REAL ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2007, 10:42:14 PM: I want sex so bad.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2007, 10:46:44 PM: Quote from: Viz on March 26, 2007, 10:40:26 PM
I CANT TELL WHAT IS OR INST REAL ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE.

me either.

Lets cuddle.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 10:55:58 PM: I'm going to PM Kryptonian and ask if he even met Demi.

YOU BOUT TO BE EXPOSED
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2007, 10:57:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 10:55:58 PM
I'm going to PM Kryptonian and ask if he even met Demi.

YOU BOUT TO BE EXPOSED
:lol
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 11:00:54 PM: But how am I going to phrase it. I don't wan't to bombard him with a random PM titled "Did you have sex with Demi?"
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2007, 11:04:09 PM: Did you hook up with a gaffer recently?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2007, 11:04:31 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 11:00:54 PM
But how am I going to phrase it. I don't wan't to bombard him with a random PM titled "Did you have sex with Demi?"

I'll bombard.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 26, 2007, 11:08:32 PM: Did you see Demi's Advent Rising?
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2007, 11:09:40 PM: I think all 3 of us should bombard. it would be a real wtf moment. :lol

I am so bored.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2007, 11:10:17 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 26, 2007, 11:08:32 PM
Did you see Demi's Advent Rising?

:lol
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 11:12:02 PM: i'll be the one to deflower demi heterosexually

just you wait

my dreams will be realized
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 11:14:27 PM: No one cares cupcake
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2007, 11:16:26 PM: I sent him a PM.
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 11:18:36 PM: omg :lol
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 26, 2007, 11:43:11 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 11:18:36 PM
omg :lol
???
Title: Re: I had sex with a man
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 03:19:25 AM: I'm gone for one fucking day and demi turns full blown gay wtf.