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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CoolGuyChris on March 27, 2007, 04:54:23 AM

Title: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: CoolGuyChris on March 27, 2007, 04:54:23 AM: tThis mother fucker has had more alchohol than I have, I am extremly drunk and he is more than I. This is Willco, I'm in Chris' dining room picking up the slack for him. I've had approximately five Mexican beers, a coffee with Jameson's, three Guiness'es, two Jack Daniels and coke, two Miller High Life's and counting. Chris is completely innebriated and attempted to type this to embarass me, but the end result is that I can out drink him. Tada! I rock. Hebrew intolerance forever!
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 04:58:09 AM: We need to have a get together I'll drink you both under the table.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: CoolGuyChris on March 27, 2007, 04:58:39 AM: Will has no idea wht he is talking about. Even though he made me food, he is still my bitch!!!! I ove will and no 14 year old can make up for what I can do for him!!!! LOL....... I love will and if N E one comes bve==etween me and him I will sew your pussy shut or chop your penis off and feed it to will.. and then hes an adminitrator and he can post whatever he wants soo this is for you will....... I have never seen a penis soooo small and grow to soo big you have to warn a mother fucker.......................................................... :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 05:02:30 AM: what the shit :lol :lol :lol

I'm curious who was the apple and who was the banana.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Ichirou on March 27, 2007, 05:03:17 AM: If his fingers are like sausages, what must his penis be like?!
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 05:05:08 AM: Its god's septer Ichirou. does that give you an idea of how big it is?
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2007, 05:06:11 AM: Chris is in another room getting his swerve on, but I outdrank him again! This shit isn't even worth posting about. I've got my alcoholism locked up!
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Ichirou on March 27, 2007, 05:08:12 AM: Quote from: Willco on March 27, 2007, 05:06:11 AM
Chris is in another room getting his swerve on, but I outdrank him again! This shit isn't even worth posting about. I've got my alcoholism locked up!

I want to get my drink on with you, Federline!!!! :-*
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 05:08:55 AM: You mean chris is one handing it? :lol :lol :lol I can out drink you willco.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2007, 05:09:28 AM: And so he doesn't think he's better than me.

(1) Caffino Latte w/ 5 shots of Jameson's
(5) Pacifico Mexican Beers
(3) Guiness Geniune Drafts
(2) Jack Daniels w/ 2 shots of Coca-Cola
(3) Miller High Life Drafts

Still sober. Still standing. Still strong. I even made him food, for crying' out loud. I win again. Hail me as your new alcoholic savior.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Ichirou on March 27, 2007, 05:11:28 AM: Miller? That's the same as drinking three glasses of water. :lol
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2007, 05:14:58 AM: Pretty much. He made it through a few shot glasses of Jameson's, about three Pacifico beers, a couple of Guiness drafts and one Miller Genuine Drafts before he had to call it a night and try typing. And I emphasize on the word try. He typed that post maybe three or four times before heading to bed.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 05:21:55 AM: haha sounds fun

why the fuck do you even have millers there?
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2007, 05:30:01 AM: Chris' lady friend brought them.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Ichirou on March 27, 2007, 05:41:24 AM: I wonder if I could outdrink either of you guys. Probably not. I got super fucked up at my cousin's wedding last year. I was alternating between rum and vodka...I could barely walk by the end of the evening. Everything was SERIOUSLY spinning.

I want to get that fucked up again someday.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 05:47:59 AM: My febuary day in hell.

8pk of Guiness Pints
4pk of Bodingtons Pints
4pk of Murpheys Red Pints
6pk of Fat Tire
1pint Imperial Stout
1pint Oatmeal Stout
1pint Double Chocolate Stout
6 shots of gentlemen jack
3 mixed drinks with vodka rum tequila soco in pilsner glasses
300ml Johnie Black
300ml Jameson
and one coffee with baileys

all in about 4 hours or so. Woke up the next morning scratched my nuts just like any other day with no hangover. No ill effects either. But damn did i have to pee all fucking night I went 9 times in one fucking night
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Candyflip on March 27, 2007, 07:41:42 AM: Quote from: Willco on March 27, 2007, 05:09:28 AM
And so he doesn't think he's better than me.

(1) Caffino Latte w/ 5 shots of Jameson's
(5) Pacifico Mexican Beers
(3) Guiness Geniune Drafts
(2) Jack Daniels w/ 2 shots of Coca-Cola
(3) Miller High Life Drafts

Still sober. Still standing. Still strong. I even made him food, for crying' out loud. I win again. Hail me as your new alcoholic savior.
How is that a good thing? Thank god I'm a light weight.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Tauntaun on March 27, 2007, 09:37:39 AM: Quote from: Mute on March 27, 2007, 07:41:42 AM
Quote from: Willco on March 27, 2007, 05:09:28 AM
And so he doesn't think he's better than me.

(1) Caffino Latte w/ 5 shots of Jameson's
(5) Pacifico Mexican Beers
(3) Guiness Geniune Drafts
(2) Jack Daniels w/ 2 shots of Coca-Cola
(3) Miller High Life Drafts

Still sober. Still standing. Still strong. I even made him food, for crying' out loud. I win again. Hail me as your new alcoholic savior.
How is that a good thing? Thank god I'm a light weight.

:lol ya rly, as his gut starts to fill up and expand
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 27, 2007, 10:54:34 AM: You're all children playing in my yard, as far I'm concerned.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: CoolGuyChris on March 27, 2007, 11:35:49 AM: Quote from: Willco on March 27, 2007, 05:09:28 AM
And so he doesn't think he's better than me.

(1) Caffino Latte w/ 5 shots of Jameson's
(5) Pacifico Mexican Beers
(3) Guiness Geniune Drafts
(2) Jack Daniels w/ 2 shots of Coca-Cola
(3) Miller High Life Drafts

Still sober. Still standing. Still strong. I even made him food, for crying' out loud. I win again. Hail me as your new alcoholic savior.

Im still a cheap date....lmao
besides, i had
2 -7 shot glasses of Jamesons on the rocks b4 WILCO started to drink, He seems to keep forgetting that part.
one 5 shot glass of jamesons on the rocks ( both these drinks might have been more than the shot amount labeled)
4 pacificos
3 guiness's
3 Millers
and Im still drinkin without a hangover while Willco is fast asleep. and its 830 in tha mornin
He dosnt own me although that muther fucka sure can cook in a clutch moment.... :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2007, 02:49:37 PM: You're lying about your beer count!
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: CoolGuyChris on March 27, 2007, 04:41:30 PM: Quote from: Willco on March 27, 2007, 02:49:37 PM
You're lying about your beer count!

:tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :hurr :hurr :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 27, 2007, 05:05:32 PM: On my 21st...

(8 ) Bottles of Corona (I regret doing that till this day..ugh)
(1) Large Cup of Sobe and Bacardi
(1) Large Cup of Red Bull and Hennessy

Just that was lights out for me. I'm small though :(
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 05:18:38 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 27, 2007, 05:05:32 PM
On my 21st...

(8 ) Bottles of Corona (I regret doing that till this day..ugh)
(1) Large Cup of Sobe and Bacardi
(1) Large Cup of Red Bull and Hennessy

Just that was lights out for me. I'm small though :(

Ah just a baby
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 27, 2007, 05:33:01 PM: :rofl

Seriously :(
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2007, 05:35:06 PM: Willco sounds badass. I've seen people get FUBAR'd off a few shots :lol
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 05:35:15 PM: i've seen kids drink more than you. 40oz by the truck load.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Disposable White Guy on March 27, 2007, 05:36:50 PM: I got your back, Chris.

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Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 27, 2007, 06:21:40 PM: Quote from: G on March 27, 2007, 05:35:15 PM
i've seen kids drink more than you. 40oz by the truck load.
That's kind of a small truck.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: CoolGuyChris on March 27, 2007, 06:48:48 PM: Quote from: Disposable White Guy on March 27, 2007, 05:36:50 PM
I got your back, Chris.

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sounds like a plan...
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2007, 06:50:30 PM: Vodka! My only weakness!
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: xnikki118x on March 28, 2007, 02:48:58 AM: I wish I had fucked Willco. I've only fucked Ecro. Woe is my life.
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 28, 2007, 02:51:54 AM: Quote from: Willco on March 27, 2007, 06:50:30 PM
Vodka! My only weakness!

"How did you know?"
Title: Re: I fucked WILLCO
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 28, 2007, 03:26:46 AM: Cheap ass malt beverages are my weakness. NEVER NEVER AGAIN. I thought I was smart using those thing as a base to make some teas. OMG was I wrong. I never got that drunk ever off just a few drinks. So never never give me cheap wine cooler shit with malt in it. I can handle all kinds of beer but the sugar in that shit mixed with the malt drives me nuts.