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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on March 27, 2007, 03:34:24 PM

Title: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: Himu on March 27, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
http://music-news.com/ShowNews.asp?nItemID=13535

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. .

The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

It is the centre-piece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer.

Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn-up for the show and seen by the star.

"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them", he told the New York Daily News.

On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

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Holy shit this is fucking awesome.  :lol
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: Mupepe on March 27, 2007, 03:40:41 PM
I just bought Invincible on vinyl today, so he better do it.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 03:45:41 PM
OMG its fucking moonwalker or captain E.O. jesus fuck I'm scared to think what a 50 foot tall child molester looks like. I can see it now as families decend to vegas. "Hey mommy look at the robot with lasers" (mom looks over to see what kid is talking about) "Oh hell no he's here, ok kids who wants to go to alaska?"
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: Vizzys on March 27, 2007, 03:50:52 PM
laser beams?
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: Mupepe on March 27, 2007, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: Viz on March 27, 2007, 03:50:52 PM
laser beams?
He wants to be black again and FIYAH HIS LAZOR
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: Tauntaun on March 27, 2007, 04:07:58 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/catlaser.jpg)

this guy should be checked into an institution
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on March 27, 2007, 04:07:58 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/catlaser.jpg)

this guy should be checked into an institution

You've obviously not seen captain e.o. or moonwalker. Both prime examples of jacksons loony toons mind. I've been say it for years he should be locked up in the cookoo's nest.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: The Sceneman on March 27, 2007, 04:39:05 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 27, 2007, 03:40:41 PM
I just bought Invincible on vinyl today, so he better do it.

Hot hot album :bow   Heartbreaker :heartbeat

And yeah this is the best news Ive heard in a long time
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: Mupepe on March 27, 2007, 04:53:45 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on March 27, 2007, 04:07:58 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/catlaser.jpg)

this guy should be checked into an institution
I need to find that thread on GAF with Ronald McDonalds asking that black kid "Why aren't you FIYAHING YA LAZOR?"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5899544&postcount=40
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: Tauntaun on March 27, 2007, 10:21:31 PM
 :lol :lol Ronald McDonald is a racist.

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Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: xnikki118x on March 28, 2007, 02:47:33 AM
I saw this on Letterman tonight. He's like "yeah tourists can pay $100 or whatever and go up inside the robot and look out where his nose used to be." :lol
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: Catz on March 28, 2007, 03:06:25 AM
wtf  ???
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: Himu on March 28, 2007, 03:12:20 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on March 28, 2007, 02:47:33 AM
I saw this on Letterman tonight. He's like "yeah tourists can pay $100 or whatever and go up inside the robot and look out where his nose used to be." :lol

hahaha
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: PhoenixWright on March 28, 2007, 03:10:57 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 27, 2007, 04:53:45 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on March 27, 2007, 04:07:58 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/catlaser.jpg)

this guy should be checked into an institution
I need to find that thread on GAF with Ronald McDonalds asking that black kid "Why aren't you FIYAHING YA LAZOR?"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5899544&postcount=40

Banned? I wish my life was so great that random people posting catchphrases on message boards was the worst thing in it.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: DJ_Tet on March 28, 2007, 03:13:31 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 27, 2007, 04:53:45 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on March 27, 2007, 04:07:58 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/catlaser.jpg)

this guy should be checked into an institution
I need to find that thread on GAF with Ronald McDonalds asking that black kid "Why aren't you FIYAHING YA LAZOR?"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5899544&postcount=40


That was by far the funniest thing in that thread, perhaps the ONLY funny response, and he got banned.  Very sad.  It was fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson wants to make a 50 foot robot of himself
Post by: drozmight on March 29, 2007, 03:04:21 AM
That story made my day.