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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on March 29, 2007, 12:53:30 AM

Title: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Himu on March 29, 2007, 12:53:30 AM: Quote
Masturbating trespasser booted from frat
Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon
By: Jessica Vosgerchian, Daily Staff Reporter
Posted: 3/26/07
Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity.

She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left.

According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.

"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people."

The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report.

Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.

Police said the break-in appeared to be an isolated incident.

http://www.michigandaily.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticlePrinterFriendly&uStory_id=d4a272fc-35e0-4670-b219-ead4b17f7f00

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Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 29, 2007, 01:00:35 AM: I was bout to say "What the fuck? They kicked her out? The whole frat should have ran a train on her ass". I then saw the picture...oh man thats the look of crazy right there.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 01:01:22 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 29, 2007, 01:00:35 AM
I was bout to say "What the fuck? They kicked her out? The whole frat should have ran a train on her ass". I then saw the picture...oh man thats the look of crazy right there.
Damn I was thinking the same thing. :lol
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Polari on March 29, 2007, 01:03:25 AM: Yeah, she's actually pretty gross.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Himu on March 29, 2007, 01:04:19 AM: (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7125/masturbatingtrespasser0vt3.jpg)
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 01:07:20 AM: That's whiteACID in four years.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 29, 2007, 01:07:40 AM: :rofl

And Himuro, you've got to host the pictures yourself. We're getting Hotlink messages.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Himu on March 29, 2007, 01:13:58 AM: Read the edits
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 01:15:50 AM: (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1479/masturbatingtrespasser0ih8.jpg)

See DeezNutzRBlue, you run AWAY from the crazy woman, not towards her.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: brawndolicious on March 29, 2007, 01:15:58 AM: Lol she goes to eastern michigan.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2007, 01:42:02 AM: Is all of PD's state this fucked up?
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 01:43:58 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 29, 2007, 01:42:02 AM
Is all of PD's state this fucked up?
His, and 49 other states.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 01:47:58 AM: I wonder what the thought process is for a woman that goes into a frat and like, masturbates

does she evaluate her options before-hand.

*Watch a Movie
*Go Out With Friends
*Masturbate Wildly in a Frat
*Work on My Piano Skills
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 01:49:08 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 01:47:58 AM
I wonder what the thought process is for a woman that goes into a frat and like, masturbates

does she evaluate her options before-hand.

*Watch a Movie
*Go Out With Friends
*Masturbate Wildly in a Frat
*Work on My Piano Skills
*marry DEEZNUTZRBLUE
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2007, 01:51:08 AM: :lol I haven't seen white on the board lattly. Did the police say if they caught the woman?
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 01:52:23 AM: haha yr druynk
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 01:52:58 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 01:52:23 AM
haha yr druynk
Says you woman. I'm just startin'.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 01:54:14 AM: I drink a lot of scothc
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 01:55:47 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 01:54:14 AM
I drink a lot of scothc

That will teach those redheads.

Speaking of which, there sure are a lot of hot redheads at my school. And yeah, I haven't hit any of them. :'(
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2007, 01:58:37 AM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 29, 2007, 01:55:47 AM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 01:54:14 AM
I drink a lot of scothc

That will teach those redheads.

Speaking of which, there sure are a lot of hot redheads at my school. And yeah, I haven't hit any of them. :'(

red heads are my favorite. Especially the ones that ran't quite red and not quite brown.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 01:59:19 AM: AR U TLAKIGN ASBOUT DIES?!~?!??!
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 02:00:22 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 01:59:19 AM
AR U TLAKIGN ASBOUT DIES?!~?!??!
Dye? Nah, these are Isish/Scotish lasses from Atlantic Canada.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2007, 02:01:28 AM: yep. no girls are naturals anymore. Liers to the hair core. stupid girls. >:(

I'm going to go read, because I can't drink enough to be part of your guys raindeer games tonight :'(, nights.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 29, 2007, 02:03:05 AM: qha rainerder games
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 02:04:41 AM: I'm going to bed.

The covers are red, but once you get inside, :'(
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2007, 02:08:43 AM: What the hell, my school? :lol
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: drozmight on March 29, 2007, 02:54:47 AM: I love how that guy in the corner pic is about to burst into laughter as he runs away.
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Beezy on March 29, 2007, 12:50:55 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 29, 2007, 01:00:35 AM
I was bout to say "What the fuck? They kicked her out? The whole frat should have ran a train on her ass". I then saw the picture...oh man thats the look of crazy right there.

Same here. :lol
Title: Re: Woman enters frat house and masturbates in the open
Post by: Himu on March 29, 2007, 01:05:06 PM: I bet you PD will lose his virginity to this girl and contract aids