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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 03:55:14 PM

Title: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 03:55:14 PM
Bullit
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/bullitt.jpg)

Apocalypse Now
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/apocalypse-now.jpg)

King Kong
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/king-kong.jpg)

Midnight Cowboy
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/midnight-cowboy.jpg)

West Side Story
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/west-side-story.jpg)

the Sting
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/zadlo.jpg)

Alien
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/nostromo.jpg)

Return of the Jedi
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/jedi2.jpg)

Cabaret
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/kabaret.jpg)

Wall Street
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/wall-street.jpg)

Escape from New York
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/escape.jpg)

spartacus
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Face Off
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/face-off.jpg)

After Hours
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/po-godzinach.jpg)

Muppets go to Hollywood
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/muppety.jpg)

Star 40
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/star80.jpg)

Tootsie
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Rosemary's Baby
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/rosemary.jpg)

Blues Brothers
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/blues-brothers.jpg)

Working Girl
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/working-girl.jpg)

Fatal Attraction
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Three Days of the Condor
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/condor.jpg)

Trading Places
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/trading-places.jpg)

British

The Day of the Jackal
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Gandhi
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/gandhi.jpg)


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Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on March 29, 2007, 03:55:48 PM
(http://webhollis.com/albums/Funny-Forum/Ray_Can_t_See_Shit.jpg)
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
Fixed
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Tauntaun on March 29, 2007, 04:20:32 PM
sure do like their hand drawn looking posters
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 29, 2007, 04:21:22 PM
What the shit thats some crazy ass posters. Is there any reason why they make the posters look like that? Are the people over there on acid all the time or something?
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 04:22:50 PM
Quote from: G on March 29, 2007, 04:21:22 PM
What the shit thats some crazy ass posters. Is there any reason why they make the posters look like that? Are the people over there on acid all the time or something?
Yes, yes they are.
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Tauntaun on March 29, 2007, 04:24:22 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 29, 2007, 04:22:50 PM
Quote from: G on March 29, 2007, 04:21:22 PM
What the shit thats some crazy ass posters. Is there any reason why they make the posters look like that? Are the people over there on acid all the time or something?
Yes, yes they are.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/house1aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.gif)
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Solo on March 29, 2007, 04:24:50 PM
WTF at the Alien one? Lolz. Anyways, I like em. Handrawn art FTW. Todays one-sheets are pretty much glamour shots of the lead actor. Lame.
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Cheebs on March 29, 2007, 05:26:24 PM
Why is threepio front and center for ROTJ?  :lol
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2007, 06:33:42 PM
What the FUCK is wrong with this country
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 06:35:08 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2007, 06:33:42 PM
What the FUCK is wrong with this country
:(
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: tiesto on March 29, 2007, 07:45:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2007, 06:33:42 PM
What the FUCK is wrong with this country

I can't complain as long as they keep pumping out the hot girls.  :heart :heartbeat :heart :heartbeat :heart :heartbeat me some Polish women!
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Cheebs on March 29, 2007, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 29, 2007, 06:35:08 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2007, 06:33:42 PM
What the FUCK is wrong with this country
:(
you live in poland now?
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 07:54:28 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on March 29, 2007, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 29, 2007, 06:35:08 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2007, 06:33:42 PM
What the FUCK is wrong with this country
:(
you live in poland now?
No, but I'm Polish.
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Ichirou on March 29, 2007, 07:55:26 PM
I like hand-drawn art as much as the next guy, but some of these posters are just bizarre.  Drew Struzan FTW.
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2007, 07:57:47 PM
Malek's polish now?  These LSAT jokes write themselves practically!
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 29, 2007, 07:59:02 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/jedi2.jpg)

jesus i didnt even see this one how the fuck did luke and yoda morph into something so crazy.

And yeah those LSAT jokes make sense now.
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 08:14:04 PM


The LSAT is not taken by a representative sample of the population who has an IQ of 100. The average IQ of a college student is about 115. I'm sure that the average college student who takes the LSAT has an average IQ above that. Nevertheless I had a score in the 82nd percentile of that subgroup. I'm not very bright, but I'm certainly not a dullard.
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2007, 08:23:30 PM
lolz ur polish
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2007, 08:23:47 PM
How many Polish students does it take to pass the LSAT?
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 08:36:27 PM
It is not a pass/fail test, so none.
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 29, 2007, 08:38:09 PM
I bet that's what they tell all the Polish students.
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 29, 2007, 08:42:39 PM
Well you need one to operate the pencil, Another to read, A handful for critical thinking, etc.. etc...
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 08:50:01 PM
Quote from: G on March 29, 2007, 08:42:39 PM
Well you need one to operate the pencil, Another to read, A handful for critical thinking, etc.. etc...
sigh

You NEED FIVE! One to firmly hold the pencil and four to move the desk around in order to mark the scoring sheet.

Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2007, 11:02:45 PM
The ROTJ poster looks more like Planet of the Apes than Star Wars
Title: Re: Polish Movie Posters for American Films
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 11:05:51 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2007, 11:02:45 PM
The ROTJ poster looks more like Planet of the Apes than Star Wars
Yeah, Luke Skywalker looks like Dr. Zaius.





How many Poles does it take to draw a Srat Wars movie poster?

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