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Title: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Ruzbeh on March 29, 2007, 09:16:55 PM
I just had a word with Willco.

If you post an autism related poster to spite me, you will be banned. For how long I don't know. BUT YOU WILL BE BANNED.

SO STOP IT.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Mupepe on March 29, 2007, 09:18:15 PM
Aww  are you lost?  You look so confused.  Here, take this spork and get in my trunk.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 29, 2007, 09:19:13 PM
Oh my god mupepe  :lol
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 09:21:05 PM
new one
(http://www.helpautismnow.com/g/chatscreen.gif)
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Candyflip on March 29, 2007, 09:25:02 PM
Damn dude. Don't let it get to you. You know no one is being serious, and I hate to say it, but judging from the general behavior of this forum, what did you expect?
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Mupepe on March 29, 2007, 09:27:42 PM
I'd feel bad for it if he wasn't such a dick most of the time.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 09:28:18 PM
WILLCO WILLCO (http://www.runet.edu/rumag/backissues/2005_sp/images/autismposter.jpg)
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Beezy on March 29, 2007, 09:31:30 PM
Aww  are you lost?  You look so confused.  Here, take this spork and get in my trunk.

 :rofl
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2007, 09:35:07 PM
 :lol :lol :lol... :(

ruz we're only playing.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Vizzys on March 29, 2007, 09:39:46 PM
lol an autistic person telling me what to do. stfu
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Cheebs on March 29, 2007, 09:41:48 PM
lol an autistic person telling me what to do. stfu
I know!  :lol The dude plays WITH PLATES. How fucked up is that?
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2007, 09:41:58 PM
we always derail threads though.  if its not posting posters it will be something else. 
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Cheebs on March 29, 2007, 09:42:50 PM
This topic fits under number 17.

(http://www.elainechen.com/illustration/assets/autism.gif)
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Ecrofirt on March 29, 2007, 09:43:55 PM
Here's a tip:
Don't post deeply personal information if it's going to make you cry when people turn it around on you. Because here's a hint: PEOPLE WILL TURN IT AROUND ON YOU.

Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 29, 2007, 09:47:38 PM
(http://www.specialfamilies.com/images/autism%20bomb.gif)
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2007, 09:48:41 PM
Malek doesn't care what the doctors say, he's diagnosed you with autism, so you have it.   :lol
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Ecrofirt on March 29, 2007, 09:49:21 PM
Here's a tip:
Don't post deeply personal information if it's going to make you cry when people turn it around on you. Because here's a hint: PEOPLE WILL TURN IT AROUND ON YOU.



No shit. :lol

....... :-\

Nah. Fo' realz. I'm not upset..... it's just fucking weird. How many autism posters do you people have? Jesus.

Besides, what I have is Asperger's Syndrome, not classic Autism. I don't spin shit around. I understand people know that and still post those autism posters on purpose, but still... quit acting like silly geese.
If it didn't bother you you wouldn't be crying to the forum's mommy for it to stop.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 29, 2007, 09:50:11 PM
despite his chronic lennonphilia, i'm gonna trust malek's professional medical opinion
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Ecrofirt on March 29, 2007, 09:52:49 PM
You know, I played football with an autistic kid. I was nice to him. Most of the other guys were dicks. It bothered him so much that he started telling his mommy about it, and the whole team got in trouble. So fuck the lot of ya!
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Candyflip on March 29, 2007, 09:53:19 PM
Huh. On an interesting side not, I think I might be slightly autistic. Can anyone post an autism poster that doesn't apply to children?
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 09:54:16 PM
If it didn't bother you you wouldn't be crying to the forum's mommy for it to stop.

Haha, I was just bullshitting when I said I contacted Willco. I was hoping for him to post here and say "..the fuck?" or something similar. But he's strangely absent. :'(
Does this count as spinning? Sure you're not spinning an object as such, but still!

Go ahead Ecro, tell my mommy.

Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 09:57:26 PM
You know, I played football with an autistic kid. I was nice to him. Most of the other guys were dicks. It bothered him so much that he started telling his mommy about it, and the whole team got in trouble. So fuck the lot of ya!

That's right... be nice to us... or we will get you into trouble.........
(http://www.ebsco.com/preview/aspergers/page1.jpg)
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 10:00:06 PM
Lame.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Infinity.JPG)
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2007, 10:03:20 PM
 :lol Autistic pride.


Malek change your tag to Doctor Malek:  Leader in the field of autism and making fun.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2007, 10:06:18 PM
you were always awesome.   :-*
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 29, 2007, 10:07:19 PM

I'm sure I've educated some people, too.
I now know that the increase in autism is simply a result of the misdiagnosis of socially inept ninthings.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 29, 2007, 11:51:46 PM
I swear, sometimes I want to hugs Ruzbeh in a totally non gay way. Sort of like a "Hush little child, everything will be all right" kind of way and Ruzbeh will whimper in my arms. Autistic people need reassurance too :(
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 30, 2007, 12:05:27 AM
I want to beat him with a stick and lock him up in the attic. He can write a diary while in the Attic like another Dutch child.

"Dear diary;
 today Adam came up to the attic. I looked down at my feet as he proceeded to beat me. I didn't feel anything, what with my insensitivity to pain. After he left I played with a penny I found lying on floor. I was spinning the penny for hours until Adam came back to beat me some more. Afterwards he tried to give me a hug, but I ran for it. Not just because of my autism, but because he's an asshole who beats me."
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2007, 12:07:05 AM
Hey Ruzbah do you guys have beef with D-Syndrome?

(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3334/rosekd9.jpg)
Represent!
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 30, 2007, 12:13:30 AM
I want to beat him with a stick and lock him up in the attic. He can write a diary while in the Attic like another Dutch child.

"Dear diary;
 today Adam came up to the attic. I looked down at my feet as he proceeded to beat me. I didn't feel anything, what with my insensitivity to pain. After he left I played with a penny I found lying on floor. I was spinning the penny for hours until Adam came back to beat me some more. Afterwards he tried to give me a hug, but I ran for it. Not just because of my autism, but because he's an asshole who beats me."

Maybe thats what is missing in our lives, a distinguished mentally-challenged slave that we can beat for amusement.   I know I'd never be lonely with that.   
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Melissa on March 30, 2007, 12:52:04 AM
We're making a final, farewell episode of GameLife, Ruzbeh - would you like to be on it?  Andrew has Asperger syndrome, and none of us have any problem with it - so you know you'll be able to be comfortable and in good company.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 30, 2007, 01:05:32 AM
Andrew has Asperger syndrome

Dan Aykroyd also has Asperger's... so, it's the syndrome to have.

Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: xnikki118x on March 30, 2007, 03:19:05 AM
You know, I played football with an autistic kid. I was nice to him. Most of the other guys were dicks. It bothered him so much that he started telling his mommy about it, and the whole team got in trouble. So fuck the lot of ya!

You forgot to mention the fact that his parents are fucking assholes.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: drozmight on March 30, 2007, 03:22:55 AM
I knew this autistic dude in college and once he was having trouble registering for his classes over the phone (there's this automated system)... THE DUDE WAS FREAKING OUT!

He ran into my room where I was playing Freelancer and he was all, "Abloohaha lala hllllaaaa!!!" I was all like, "WTF?" Then he told me about it and I went and helped him out... got his classes registered and then we played Pokemon Stadium. Snorlax, bitch.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Cheebs on March 30, 2007, 08:29:10 AM


It's pretty cool that Andrew has it too! Fo' realz.
Very cool.

(http://www.toastedpixel.com/comic/gamelife1.jpg)
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 30, 2007, 11:37:20 AM
wait Melissa is that cute gamelife chick?  :o

I don't believe I've introduced myself, I'm Father Mike, how you doing?   :-*
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 30, 2007, 12:02:33 PM
I'm not an OAer, so I've only seen her post the last couple of days. 
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Melissa on March 30, 2007, 08:39:04 PM
Hi Father Mike :)

Ruz, I still post on OA.  I've just kind of been over it ever since the board split.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: border on March 31, 2007, 10:53:23 AM
What time does Judge Wapner come on?
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: cubicle47b on April 01, 2007, 12:17:17 PM
Quote
What time does Judge Wapner come on?

I'm pretty sure it's on in 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit
Post by: Shuri on April 01, 2007, 05:46:49 PM
this thread sucks.