THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 04:50:03 PM
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:-\
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abortions are fun
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I'm the daddy.
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:lol :lol :lol
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:lol :lol :lol
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Fucking attention whore.
No seriously?
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Wow, Ruzbehs quick
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pluto this filth
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Yeah that autism travels fast. They'd have a perfectly healthy child together. Her with the aids and Ruzbeh with the autism.
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An abortion costs more than a Wii. Choose wisely
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wooh, glad I used the back not the front.
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I creamed in all of her holes and my warm black semen made her shout with excitement.
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wooh, glad I used the back not the front.
I used the mouth. She stuck her tongue under my foreskin. :-[
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wooh, glad I used the back not the front.
I hear the back is the cleanest when it comes to lemurs.
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wooh, glad I used the back not the front.
I used the mouth. :-[
I know I was there! :o
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I kinda wonder what it'd feel like to have a barrage of semen shoot on my g-spot. Mmmm that'd feel so good wouldn't it lol
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Wow... you guys are sick.
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Ahahaha!
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:lol
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Who's the daddy?
You going to have to go on Maury?
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I don't get what's so funny... this is my life we're talking about....
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this thread is disturbing :'(
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We figure it's an april fool's joke.
Are you serious?
CUE THE FINAL FANTASY VICTORY MUSIC! DUN DUN DUNNN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!
I'M THE DADDY
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I don't get what's so funny... this is my life we're talking about....
I wasn't laughing... I was asking...:)
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this thread sucks.
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Is this guy the daddy?
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/lordmaji/ouch9if.jpg)
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Why the hell do you people save every single picture I've ever posted?
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Is this an April Fool's thread?!
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so does this mean lemurs is finally going to get breasts?
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Lame.
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Why the hell do you people save every single picture I've ever posted?
Actually I found this a few days ago on the old gaf "post pictures of your gfs" thread when we were looking through it and laughed our asses off. so I saved it. :P It was to funny to lose.
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so does this mean lemurs is finally going to get breasts?
Wtf she already had breast dolt.
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Is this guy the daddy?
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/lordmaji/ouch9if.jpg)
I remember that. :lol
Why the hell do you people save every single picture I've ever posted?
???
I have none of your pics.
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so does this mean lemurs is finally going to get breasts?
Wtf she already had breast dolt.
no shes got budds, irc.
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It was the stud from work wasn't it :-*
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It was the stud from work wasn't it :-*
:lol :lol :lol
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It was the stud from work wasn't it :-*
is his name Johnny Newheart?
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Really isn't funny guys...
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Really isn't funny guys...
So does this mean you finally gave it up to your boyfriend...or the work guy? because if its the latter I've won some bets!
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this thread sux. talk to your guidance counseler.
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:rofl
But she might call home. Oh noes!
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:rofl
But she might call home. Oh noes!
:lol
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Really isn't funny guys...
:( Did you piss on a stick?
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
(http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/services/condoms/condom.jpg)
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IS THIS THREAD AN APRIL FOOLS
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Really isn't funny guys...
:( Did you piss on a stick?
doubt it, lemurs wouldn't be the type to go out in public and get a test - she probably just has a rumbling in her tummy...maybe your just hungry Lemurs?
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preg·nant1 /ˈprɛgnənt/ [preg-nuhnt]
–adjective 1. having a child or other offspring developing in the body; with child or young, as a woman or female mammal.
2. fraught, filled, or abounding (usually fol. by with): a silence pregnant with suspense.
3. teeming or fertile; rich (often fol. by in): a mind pregnant in ideas.
4. full of meaning; highly significant: a pregnant utterance.
5. of great importance or potential; momentous: a pregnant moment in the history of the world
which meaning of pregnant are you? certainly not number 4 or 5.
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Really isn't funny guys...
:( Did you piss on a stick?
What do YOU think?
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Really isn't funny guys...
:( Did you piss on a stick?
What do YOU think?
Dunno, that's why I asked. :(
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I don´t beleive you are pregnant. Give us the full story.
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Okay. Look...
This is madness.
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This is wrong.
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THIS.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/nintencam.jpg)
IS.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/boxed_ham.jpg)
SPARTA.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/omg_platypus/meh.jpg)
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Let's dance and be jolly. Who wants a cigar?
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say it aint so... :-\
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(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/39/150px-Johnwaynegacyclown.jpg)
We should start a gang. :P
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Whos gonna be the first to punch lemurs in the stomach. And be like "Gotchya bitch!"
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Really isn't funny guys...
:( Did you piss on a stick?
doubt it, lemurs wouldn't be the type to go out in public and get a test - she probably just has a rumbling in her tummy...maybe your just hungry Lemurs?
it's gas
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i'm pregnant also...
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This is a shitty attempt at an April Fool's joke. /yawn
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yeah I heard this one from my woman earlier, pushed her down the stairs just in case.
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So when do you spawn?
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Lemurs 2.0
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Has anyone considered she's telling the truth? I'd be concerned if she was telling the truth.
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Has anyone considered she's telling the truth?
:lol
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Has anyone considered she's telling the truth? I'd be concerned if she was telling the truth.
Another teen preggers where her parents take care of her and the kid. Oh and her constantly saying "I have a job, i take care of her by myself" then someone will reply "Where you and the kid staying" and she will be like "My parents"
end of thread. :lol
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i'm pregnant also...
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/poopie.jpg)
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:rofl
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Lemurs 2.0
Actually, shes what? 15 or something. Hopefully its not Lemurs 1.5 since shes having it so young
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Has anyone considered she's telling the truth? I'd be concerned if she was telling the truth.
Another teen preggers where her parents take care of her and the kid. Oh and her constantly saying "I have a job, i take care of her by myself" then someone will reply "Where you and the kid staying" and she will be like "My parents"
end of thread. :lol
:lol
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Yeah her parents would raise the kid probably. But really anyone think she could be telling the truth. Show us the piss on stick. And tell us who your sexual partners are.
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But really anyone think she could be telling the truth.
Naw, she's probably just bored.
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Dragona, sex me up please.
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She's not telling the truth, and this is one of the dumber April Fool's jokes I've seen. It would've been way more believable if she'd started a thread that said she had sex with her co-worker. THAT would have been believable and would have fooled me and a bunch of other people.
Try harder next time, Lemurzzz.
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She's not telling the truth, and this is one of the dumber April Fool's jokes I've seen. It would've been way more believable if she'd started a thread that said she had sex with her co-worker. THAT would have been believable and would have fooled me and a bunch of other people.
Try harder next time, Lemurzzz.
qft.
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Tits or GTFO. >:(
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Dragona, sex me up please.
Who the fuck is this nut and what is with his obsession with Dragona?
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Dragona, sex me up please.
Who the fuck is this nut and what is with his obsession with Dragona?
Hes to Dragona as Cloud is to Jarosh
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Unprotected sex :bow
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Show us the piss on stick.
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Wow, Ruzbehs quick
>:(
It wasnt you? UH OH
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(http://www.i-am-pregnant.com/img/week36-illustrated.gif)
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Dragona, sex me up please.
Who the fuck is this nut and what is with his obsession with Dragona?
Hes to Dragona as Cloud is to Jarosh
fuck no, this poser isn't even close to the same league as me. do you see him making plans to go to europe?
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cloud if you don't post scans of your plane tickets I'll be very disappointed.
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himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not
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himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not
Shenmue rots you from the inside out.
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himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not
Shenmue rots you from the inside out.
black sperm would be awesome if you'd fuck an extremely pale girl at night. cumming on her face would make her face disappear completely
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The fuck? :lol
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himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not
Shenmue rots you from the inside out.
black sperm would be awesome if you'd fuck an extremely pale girl at night. cumming on her face would make her face disappear completely
Giving a whole new meaning to the term blackface. :lol
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himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not
I drink monkey blood
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You're a goddamn racist.
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You're Singaporian.
so not only is himuro black, he's also singaporian and he spits black fiyah dayum
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How the fuck am I a racist? I'm Iranian. You're Singaporian. I'm not even fucking white.
Only white people can be racists?
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:lol
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Dragona, sex me up please.
Who the fuck is this nut and what is with his obsession with Dragona?
Hes to Dragona as Cloud is to Jarosh
fuck no, this poser isn't even close to the same league as me. do you see him making plans to go to europe?
:lol
True that. The seed has been planted though. I see this sultry new stalking session junpei is pursuing, going a long way.
Edit: lol I said Junpei....well that Verboten. Theres to many stalker situations going on at the moment!
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There's too much faux bullshit on the interweb, as well.
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There's too much faux bullshit on the interweb, as well.
:lol
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There's too much faux bullshit on the interweb, as well.
:rofl
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I'm breaking my week off of Evilbore with one post:
WHAT THE FUCK.
Totally a bunch of bullshit. the fact you posted this on the Internet, much less Evilbore on APRIL 1st signifies that.
If it is true by some weird coincidence, head on down to Planned Parenthood.
I'm out.