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Title: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 02, 2007, 12:25:57 PM: ... got to go trek to take a drug test for a job, but the girlfriend isn't feeling too well, I'm tired and I've got so much crap to do. Boo to the new week! Boo, I say!
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:27:14 PM: (http://www.voidspace.org.uk/gallery/silly/garfield_monday.jpg)
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Robo on April 02, 2007, 12:29:50 PM: Fuck you, Jim Davis.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:30:55 PM: (http://castlezzt.net/garhooey.gif)
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2007, 12:32:00 PM: drug test? what? why?
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:34:32 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 02, 2007, 12:32:00 PM
drug test? what? why?
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4812/jon0307hf.png)
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM: Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2007, 12:36:02 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.
:o
so how often do you have to take them?
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:43:46 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

Sucks to be you. People at my job smoke pot right there outside the office! But that's in Florida.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:44:37 PM: Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:43:46 PM
Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

Sucks to be you. People at my job smoke pot right there outside the office! But that's in Florida.
What is your job?
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2007, 12:45:51 PM: Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:43:46 PM
Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

Sucks to be you. People at my job smoke pot right there outside the office! But that's in Florida.

Wait you live in Florida now? what is your job?
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:46:01 PM: I'm unemployed.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 02, 2007, 12:47:25 PM: The drug test is for pre-employment. I get a job offer pending the results. Then you don't take one ever again, unless they have a reason to suspect you're using.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:47:34 PM: Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:46:01 PM
I'm unemployed.
what the fuck? :lol You are such a confusing mysterious man.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2007, 12:48:46 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:47:25 PM
The drug test is for pre-employment. I get a job offer pending the results. Then you don't take one ever again, unless they have a reason to suspect you're using.

O, I was thinking that but I thought you had a job?

Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:47:34 PM
Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:46:01 PM
I'm unemployed.
what the fuck? :lol You are such a confusing mysterious man.

QFT!
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 02, 2007, 12:51:07 PM: I am also unemployed. I've been doing some freelance work here and there, but this is attempt for real moneys!
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:54:20 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:51:07 PM
I am also unemployed. I've been doing some freelance work here and there, but this is attempt for real moneys!
I thought you just recently moved out of your parents house after staying there for a while. How were you able to afford to move out when you are unemployed? And aren't you going back to college full time soon?
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:56:14 PM: I'm just kidding, I am employed.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:57:16 PM: Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:56:14 PM
I'm just kidding, I am employed.
ok, what is it then hon?
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 02, 2007, 12:59:54 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:54:20 PM
I thought you just recently moved out of your parents house after staying there for a while. How were you able to afford to move out when you are unemployed? And aren't you going back to college full time soon?

I was there just two months. I managed to save some funds while I was working a decent paying gig in Los Angeles and then did freelance work those two months while paying no rent. It allowed me to have a couple of months of rent here paid, the deposit, moving/shipping costs, food, etc.

School is going to be paid for mostly be tens of thousands of dollars in loans, but I will likely be able to test out of some courses and the admissions people feel confident I'll be able to freelance while I'm there.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: demi on April 02, 2007, 01:04:35 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:57:16 PM
Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:56:14 PM
I'm just kidding, I am employed.
ok, what is it then hon?

Go away.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:05:42 PM: Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 01:04:35 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:57:16 PM
Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:56:14 PM
I'm just kidding, I am employed.
ok, what is it then hon?

Go away.
Hey, I am going to Hot Fuzz so I am ok.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 02, 2007, 01:07:27 PM: demi likes to be an enigma on the interwebs; it makes his lonely real life seem less depressing
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:16:36 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 02, 2007, 01:07:27 PM
demi likes to be an enigma on the interwebs; it makes his lonely real life seem less depressing
No need to be mean!
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2007, 01:18:31 PM: God I love Demi. :)

Why does that damn orange cat hate Monday so much ???
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 02, 2007, 01:19:35 PM: i'm on vacation!!
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2007, 01:21:54 PM: drinky gettin it on
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:22:04 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:18:31 PM
Why does that damn orange cat hate Monday so much ???
(http://home.comcast.net/~tembre/gar11.jpg)
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2007, 01:22:33 PM: ahahaha Garfield fucking SUCKS
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:23:11 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:22:33 PM
ahahaha Garfield fucking SUCKS
(http://conecollective.org/public/gf/newer/ga020701.gif)
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2007, 01:23:45 PM: :lol They're so laughably bad.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:24:52 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:23:45 PM
:lol They're so laughably bad.
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/92/108jr.jpg)
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: demi on April 02, 2007, 01:24:58 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 02, 2007, 01:07:27 PM
demi likes to be an enigma on the interwebs; it makes his lonely real life seem less depressing

No doubt beats attacking innocent people over the web. Stocky was violated because of you. Ellrick and Cyanista was violated because of you. Many others, and yet you still insist. Who's the bad one here, honestly.

You'll get yours, little man. Sleep on it.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 02, 2007, 01:26:17 PM: Please stop perpetuating myths, Demi. You know, like you be crippled, you fucking Cloudy, you fucking a man, you being employed.

Oh and it's "Ellrick and Cyanista WERE violated". You should probably brush up on your grammar, Mr. Game Reviewer.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: demi on April 02, 2007, 01:26:23 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:05:42 PM

Hey, I am going to Hot Fuzz so I am ok.

Where is Hot Fuzz playing? I'll come up and see it with you.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:27:03 PM: Adding conan to garfield improves it:

(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7888/youreawake3wr.jpg)
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/captaintorvin/conan.png)

Edit: I don't have a clue. It is going to be a limited release, I am hoping one near me gets it.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2007, 01:27:27 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:24:52 PM
Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:23:45 PM
:lol They're so laughably bad.
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/92/108jr.jpg)

Are these fan made or what
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:27:59 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:27:27 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:24:52 PM
Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:23:45 PM
:lol They're so laughably bad.
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/92/108jr.jpg)

Are these fan made or what
(http://student8.thomasmore.edu/~180452/images/garf.jpg)
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: demi on April 02, 2007, 01:28:04 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 02, 2007, 01:26:17 PM
Please stop perpetuating myths, Demi. You know, like you be crippled, you fucking Cloudy, you fucking a man, you being employed.

Like calling stocky never happened, like you fronting on Cyanista never happened, like all the others. All myths. All jokes. Never happened. Just another mark on Cornelius' chalkboard.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 02, 2007, 01:29:15 PM: Oh I called Stocky once, sure. He gave me his phone number! Little did I know that would turn into 200+ phone calls a night from the wonderful gentleman with the bowlcut. And I don't think I "fronted" on Cyanista, exactly.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2007, 04:36:22 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

I'm applying to the Mounties, had to take a polygraph test, but not a drug test.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 02, 2007, 04:42:20 PM: Quote from: Boogie on April 02, 2007, 04:36:22 PM
Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

I'm applying to the Mounties, had to take a polygraph test, but not a drug test.

Damn i had to piss for every job i've had. Thank god pot doesnt show up in my system very well. I would so fail any type of lie detector test.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Yeti on April 02, 2007, 10:51:32 PM: I want to be a Mountie. Are Americans who move to Canada allowed to be Mounties?
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Bacon on April 02, 2007, 11:06:33 PM: I got randomly tested the other week. I filled the cup to the brim and tossed at the doctor.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2007, 11:14:51 PM: Quote from: Yeti on April 02, 2007, 10:51:32 PM
I want to be a Mountie. Are Americans who move to Canada allowed to be Mounties?

Must be a Canadian citizen.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: xnikki118x on April 03, 2007, 12:02:31 AM: Quote from: Boogie on April 02, 2007, 04:36:22 PM
Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

I'm applying to the Mounties, had to take a polygraph test, but not a drug test.

That's surprising because it's actually possible to fail a polygraph if you're good enough at it. I think a drug test would be more reliable.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2007, 12:05:21 AM: It's good thing PCP doesn't stay in the system - right, right?
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Boogie on April 03, 2007, 12:05:32 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on April 03, 2007, 12:02:31 AM
Quote from: Boogie on April 02, 2007, 04:36:22 PM
Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

I'm applying to the Mounties, had to take a polygraph test, but not a drug test.

That's surprising because it's actually possible to fail a polygraph if you're good enough at it. I think a drug test would be more reliable.

Don't you mean "beat" a polygraph, not "fail" one?

But yeah, I don't know, maybe they will spring a drug test on me later, but I haven't seen anything about a drug test in the application process.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Candyflip on April 03, 2007, 12:10:40 AM: Quote from: Willco on April 03, 2007, 12:05:21 AM
It's good thing PCP doesn't stay in the system - right, right?
Uhh wrong.

Drug tests aren't cool. Ugh.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: brawndolicious on April 03, 2007, 12:45:21 AM: I heard you can lie during a polygraph if you take a couple valium.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2007, 12:54:25 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on April 03, 2007, 12:45:21 AM
I heard you can lie during a polygraph if you take a couple valium.

"Well Mr. Boogie, you bested the polygraph with flying colours, I can believe you've never stolen OR masturbated - everyones done that.
Just one more question: Is their a reason why you can't fully open your eyes?"
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: xnikki118x on April 03, 2007, 12:56:02 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on April 03, 2007, 12:45:21 AM
I heard you can lie during a polygraph if you take a couple valium.

Hilarious. I'd love to try it.

I've never taken a polygraph. I think it would be a neat experience.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: brawndolicious on April 03, 2007, 01:08:01 AM: Heard it on a forum a long time ago, guy claimed his friend was able to trick his girlfriend into thinking he was faithful.

She might've not read the test right.

I'm surprised they didn't give willco a drug test on 4/20 or the monday after.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: bluemax on April 03, 2007, 02:45:43 AM: A girl in my engineering writing class did her oral speech/paper on Polygraphs. It was kind of interesting.

I've had two on campus jobs and neither one screened for drugs (not that I'd fail).

The most recent job I got by mentioning I played star craft at the previous job \m/

I don't think my next job interview would appreciate that...
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: xnikki118x on April 03, 2007, 03:14:30 AM: I've had to take piss tests to get a few jobs, and sign papers saying they have the right to do random tests, but they never have. I don't use drugs anyway though.

Just another manic Monday...
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 03, 2007, 03:32:27 AM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII paid 700 dollars for my car to run like it isnt crap. Also ate at Wendys, played VF5 at a friends house for a few hours, then when I got home played Titan Quest and more VF5 lol and watched Futurama.
Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: xnikki118x on April 03, 2007, 03:56:51 AM: I'm sorry about your car. :(

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I'm more sorry about your un-MAF avatar!
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Title: Re: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays...
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 03, 2007, 04:02:48 AM: hhah wtf I thought this was the how was your day thread god damn im drunk