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Title: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: etiolate on August 27, 2006, 09:47:30 PM
(http://www.deism.com/bible%20monsters%20unicorns.jpg)

Thought to be peaceful, loving, healing animals... but is that for real?

They say form follows function.  Well then I say look at the form of the unicorn. They bare a horn, a long spiraling sharp pointed horn at the forehead. In this picture, you can see that is a prime placement for ramming into other creatures.  What other function could such form prove? It's not like the unicorns are known for using the horn to chop down bananas.  The form says "KILL" and it says it loudly.

For further discussion, let us take this excerpt from the Bible:

"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls, and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."

All I have to say is DAAAYAAMN! That's a nasty mess the Unicorns are taking part in. Gentle healing creatures my arse.

Unicorn = deadly. The proof is in the horn.
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 27, 2006, 09:49:33 PM
my uncle was fucked in the tuckus by a unicorn stud. Then it put its horn down his urethra. True story.
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 27, 2006, 09:50:54 PM
I'd say if they ever did exist that dragons wiped them off the planet.
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: APF on August 27, 2006, 10:06:04 PM
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Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 27, 2006, 10:12:39 PM
You have shaken my childhood apart with this damaging logic.
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: Error Macro on August 27, 2006, 11:22:33 PM
All the unicorns in the world were slain, just like dragons.
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 27, 2006, 11:28:28 PM
Quote from: Error Macro on August 27, 2006, 11:22:33 PM
All the unicorns in the world were slain, just like dragons.

Your wrong see all the unicorns were eaten by the dragons then the dragons started burping and set the world ablaze destroying most all life including themselves.
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2006, 11:29:18 PM
SOMETIMES MY PENIS FORMS A SPEAR IT DOESNT MEAN I MURDER PEOPLE WITH IT@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: Strife Doombringer on August 27, 2006, 11:57:08 PM
Mine has killed many! Go PENIS SPEAR
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: etiolate on August 28, 2006, 12:26:55 AM
my penis spear has +15 energy gain per hit
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: whiteACID on August 28, 2006, 02:07:19 PM
The unicorns were peaceful creatures, the horn on thier head for protection only, they were popularly hunted by demons and evil wizards alike.
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: heavy liquid on August 28, 2006, 02:18:41 PM
They were most certainly killers, but only when the cause was good.

(http://www.wingedearth.com/mag/images/UnicornPower.jpg)
Title: Re: Were Unicorns deadly killers?
Post by: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 04:23:10 PM
Hell yes they were.