THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on August 27, 2006, 09:48:10 PM
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$101 ticket for expired tabs. Fuck.
Almost got an additional $538 tacked on for not having up-to-date insurance -- since we never drive the car, I forgot to put the latest paperwork in it. The oinkster let me off, though, probably because I had my daughter in the car or because I was white or something.
COPS GONNA COME AND SNATCH MY CROPS
THEM PIGS GONNA BLOW MAH HOUSE DOWN
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Can my insurance ding me for a bullshit violation like this? (I'm sure they can fuck me over for ANYTHING, but I enjoy hope.)
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(http://level-zero.org/articles/8/003.jpg)
"Pigs..."
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That blows.
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I had 3 speeding tickets in the month of may, i was so lucky i know i was going a shitload faster but the officer wrote down a 10mph infraction on two of my tickets the other though i got wrote up and car towed. I dont have that car anymore. Mainly cause it was hard to find parts for. But when i did i was always speeding.
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You're in Washington? Remind me to never drive through there with expired tags. Hell, even in California, the bastion of overbearing police force and big government, they aren't as strict. I've been pulled over twice for expired tags. First time was when some motorcycle copper pulled up behind me at a red light and noticed I was four months past the registration month. Gave me a fix-it ticket which cost $10. Second time was by a female officer mere blocks from the sanctuary of my home. The tags were only a couple weeks expired though. She let me go after running my profile on their computer. Fairly attractive girl too. Might have been younger than me. When you see cops who are younger than you, you really start to feel old.
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That sucks. I've had to shell out money for expired tags, and have made sure to never have that happen again.
A few years ago, a friend of mine was coming home late, around 1 or 2 AM. He was on the highway and passed a cop who was going 5 mph under the speedlimit. The cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket for expired tags because it was his birthday as of 12 AM, and he couldn't get him for anything else. Bullshit!
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Sort of like you love gay black men but hate AIDS?
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(http://www.foogle.biz/pulp_fiction/pulp_fiction_sam.jpg)
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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I have a new crush on bacon :-[
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:hurr
OINK OINK OINK
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I have a new crush on bacon :-[
LOVE - EXCITING AND NEW
COME ABOARD, WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU
EVIILLLBORRRREEEEEE
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Fuckers put a damn ticket outside cause i parked the car infront of my house. WTF they got no signs saying they were gonna sweep today WTF
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Bacon smells good, but I don't touch it.