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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on August 27, 2006, 10:18:56 PM

Title: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 27, 2006, 10:18:56 PM
1. Wear girl jeans.
2. Cuddle.
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 27, 2006, 10:20:03 PM
4. Own a Virtual Boy
5. Buy Coors Lite
6. Post-sex talking
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Vizzys on August 27, 2006, 10:22:07 PM
So far so good.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Loki on August 27, 2006, 10:22:19 PM

3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.

 :-[

Me am estrogen total.  :'(
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 27, 2006, 10:22:52 PM
Oh, Loki.  :(
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 27, 2006, 10:23:56 PM
Oh, Loki.  :(

I bought Animal Crossing for my mom, does that count?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 27, 2006, 10:25:18 PM
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Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 27, 2006, 10:29:12 PM
Oh shit, I have 4 Indigo Girls songs on my mp3 player.



Add to list:

You never EVER hold a purse, if a woman hands you a purse to watch, you drop it immediately at your feet and gaurd it.

Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 27, 2006, 10:30:24 PM
wear DKNY clothing or for that matter any highbrand named clothing that women also wear.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Loki on August 27, 2006, 10:31:39 PM
Oh, Loki.  :(

I bought Animal Crossing for my mom, does that count?

If it touched your hand, you're guilty.  Come join me in the dungeon of the effete -- don't forget to bring your corset.  :-[ :'(
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: etiolate on August 27, 2006, 10:36:31 PM
I  love Animal Crossing. My poor penis.

Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 27, 2006, 10:45:19 PM
stuff money up your juju and believe that it will give you more fiber.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: demi on August 27, 2006, 10:46:22 PM
drink soy milk
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Error Macro on August 27, 2006, 10:55:01 PM
I own a Coldplay album.  In fact, I own all of them.  I can easily transition from listening to them to death metal.  I also drive an old Chevy truck and walk like John Wayne.

I bought some soy milk not too long ago.  I'm not too fond of supporting the dairy industry, but that damn soy milk tastes like liquid beans.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Strife Doombringer on August 28, 2006, 12:07:00 AM
have your woman talk you into going to buy tampons for them. Tell them to go fuck themselves
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 12:08:19 AM
Isn't that what tampons are for? :o
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Strife Doombringer on August 28, 2006, 12:09:44 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 28, 2006, 01:06:37 AM
1. Wear girl jeans.
2. Cuddle.
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.
But Will plays that all the time. :shh

drink soy milk
I got Will to drink some during my trip to LA.  He said he liked it a lot.  :shh



 :rofl
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 28, 2006, 01:14:55 AM
But Will plays that all the time. :shh

 :rofl
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 01:15:20 AM
THAT IS A LIE.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: etiolate on August 28, 2006, 01:16:51 AM
#1. Talk to other men in the adjacent urinal booths.

PLEASE STOP DOING THIS TO ME
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 01:18:01 AM
Willco sounds like a cuddly sap. NOT A REAL MAN.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 01:19:31 AM
I do not play Animal Crossing.  I did have soy milk, but it's not like I drink it every day.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: etiolate on August 28, 2006, 01:23:20 AM
Too bad, cuddling with your copy of Animal Crossing is where it's at.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2006, 01:25:55 AM
Why is soy milk considered feminine?  I've never had it as far as I know but I'm wondering.

You know what's feminine?  I was at Fenton's, great ice cream place, and six people were sharing two sundaes and when the first 3 finished they started eating from our's and they went for the oreo's layer and I told him that's the good part.  I wanted to take a shit on his face.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 01:42:31 AM
I do not play Animal Crossing.  I did have soy milk, but it's not like I drink it every day.

Is it only something that happens once a month, like your period?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 01:43:44 AM
My period is thwice a month, you Superman-liking freak.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 01:49:00 AM
Sorry I am not familiar with your cycle. Too busy being a real man and all.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 01:49:27 AM
That does not compute.  You like Superman Returns.  Even White Man scores more masculinity points than you!
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2006, 01:50:47 AM
That does not compute.  You like Superman Returns.  Even White Man scores more masculinity points than you!

(http://fantastipotamus.go-dedicated.com/pics2/goatpants.jpg)
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 01:53:29 AM
What's not to like about Superman Returns? A movie where Superman is kicking ass and obsessed about getting some more of that Lois poon. Guess it's something Willco and White Man can not relate to.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 01:55:06 AM
He wasn't obsessed about getting Lois back, he was sexually confused and scared because his homo buddy Jimmy Olsen was blossoming into his new butt buddy.  In the end, Superman lets Lois go because he's gay and likes cocks in butts.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 01:57:24 AM
Superman let her go so he could dump the responsibility of raising that kid off to that wimp Lois was seeing. Now he has more time to use his Super Status to get even more trim. And fly around and shit.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2006, 01:59:11 AM
What's not to like about Superman Returns? A movie where Superman is kicking ass and obsessed about getting some more of that Lois poon. Guess it's something Willco and White Man can not relate to.

Superman is supposed to be an iconic figure.  The Superman of Superman Returns acts like a Taking Back Sunday fan. 
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:00:56 AM
Even Superman needs to take a break every once in a while from being an icon so he can stalk some snatch. He had just been traveling in space for five years and needed to clean his pipes.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2006, 02:02:54 AM
Even Superman needs to take a break every once in a while from being an icon so he can stalk some snatch. He had just been traveling in space for five years and needed to clean his pipes.

Iconic figures are supposed to be above things so base as the want of snatch.  An icon is supposed to be an ideal inspiration to us all, not a character driven by the carnal bases we all know so well already.  Singer's Superman missed the point of Donner's.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:07:11 AM
Superman didn't ask to be an icon. Don't project your expectations of what Superman is supposed to be like on to everyone else. At the end of the day, he's an alien that wants to get laid.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 02:08:07 AM
Also why did Jimmy Olsen have more dialogue than Lex Luthor?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:09:10 AM
Why do you drink soy milk?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2006, 02:13:03 AM
Superman didn't ask to be an icon. Don't project your expectations of what Superman is supposed to be like on to everyone else. At the end of the day, he's an alien that wants to get laid.

Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them.  Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it.  Guess what?  It didn't work.   And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.

The movie bit.  I can't believe for a second that the studio is putting Right-Time-Right-Place Singer in charge again.  The noteworthy projects he's been attached to haven't been hits because he has any ability.  See:  David Jaffe.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 02:13:03 AM
Because my girlfriend asked me to!
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:14:21 AM
Superman didn't ask to be an icon. Don't project your expectations of what Superman is supposed to be like on to everyone else. At the end of the day, he's an alien that wants to get laid.

Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them.  Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it.  Guess what?  It didn't work.   And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.

The movie bit.  I can't believe for a second that the studio is putting Right-Time-Right-Place Singer in charge again.  The noteworthy projects he's been attached to haven't been hits because he has any ability.  See:  David Jaffe.

Richard Donner would disagree with you. And he would know, since he directed Goonies. Did you direct Goonies? No? Ok then.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: dunce cap on August 28, 2006, 02:23:49 AM
The noteworthy projects he's been attached to haven't been hits because he has any ability.  See:  David Jaffe.

Dave Jaffe deserves this 8)
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2006, 02:24:35 AM
Superman didn't ask to be an icon. Don't project your expectations of what Superman is supposed to be like on to everyone else. At the end of the day, he's an alien that wants to get laid.

Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them.  Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it.  Guess what?  It didn't work.   And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.

The movie bit.  I can't believe for a second that the studio is putting Right-Time-Right-Place Singer in charge again.  The noteworthy projects he's been attached to haven't been hits because he has any ability.  See:  David Jaffe.

Richard Donner would disagree with you. And he would know, since he directed Goonies. Did you direct Goonies? No? Ok then.

If I directed goonies, there woulda been a lot more tittay.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:25:28 AM
The truffle shuffle scene was enough.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 09:39:05 AM
Never...

1. Touch purses: I swear, you NEVER touch them. My mom drilled that into my ass for years.

2. Watch the Lifetime channel. WTF

3. Talk to other men in the urinal.

4. Say Superman Returns sucks. It was amazing, and anyone who disagrees was molested as a child, WHICH ISN'T MANLY EITHER
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 10:01:30 AM
My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.   
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 11:32:09 AM
Men aren't just muscles - Coors Lite is for metrosexuals.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 11:39:11 AM
So is Robocop!
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: dunce cap on August 28, 2006, 01:57:58 PM
My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.   

So that's why you like strong tall manly men.  :-X
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Mike Works on August 28, 2006, 03:42:09 PM
1. Wear girl jeans.
2. Cuddle.
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.

Wow, I've done 3 of those 4. I think I'd better make sure I've bought mens jeans now.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 28, 2006, 03:54:45 PM
1. Wear girl jeans.
2. Cuddle.
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.

Wow, I've done 3 of those 4. I think I'd better make sure I've bought mens jeans now.

Werent you the one talking about how you bought womens jeans all the time in #ga? YES IT WAS YOU, Mikes a Gaylord now all you need is the pixie dust and some wings. Cyclops is gay just to let you know. So does that make you gay?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 04:01:57 PM
Mike, Canadian men aren't men at all, so you're off the hook.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 04:03:15 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 04:12:53 PM
My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.   

So that's why you like strong tall manly men.  :-X

That, and the fact that I am tall and strong myself. >.>
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 04:14:06 PM
My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.   

So that's why you like strong tall manly men.  :-X

That, and the fact that I am tall and strong myself. >.>

Are you bald also?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 04:16:37 PM
. . .of course not, but neither is my dad?  Or men I am attracted to? 

What the fuck are you on?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 28, 2006, 04:17:46 PM
My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.   

So that's why you like strong tall manly men.  :-X

That, and the fact that I am tall and strong myself. >.>

Are you bald also?

Maybe her kittykat PD you should find out for sure.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2006, 04:21:23 PM
This forum is so creepy, goddamn haha
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 04:23:40 PM
I know a few tall, strong bald women downtown that's all.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 04:29:04 PM
...

 :gloomy
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 04:29:29 PM
Elaborate, Drinky.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 04:31:14 PM
i know a lot of words, and i can't think of one to express how i feel about phoenixdark right now

roughly, using the hieroglyphics of the intarweb, i feel:  :'(  :o  >:( :wag :mrt :banplz :pikachu :S :gloomy
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 04:32:25 PM
Wah wah someone can't take a joke.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 04:34:00 PM
Where is White Man with his obscure pictures to distract us from the creepiness.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 04:37:02 PM
He's in my basement
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2006, 05:28:03 PM
Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them.  Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it.  Guess what?  It didn't work.   And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.
Dude....do you care about art?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2006, 05:40:59 PM
Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them.  Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it.  Guess what?  It didn't work.   And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.
Dude....do you care about art?

Fuck yes, and Superman Returns wasn't even pretending to be art, so it's not part of the discussion.  Singer knows how to do big, dumb, summer movies, and that's what SR is.  It won't be talked about in a couple of years, except for when the sequel rolls around and bombs again.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2006, 05:44:58 PM
Fuck yes, and Superman Returns wasn't even pretending to be art, so it's not part of the discussion.  Singer knows how to do big, dumb, summer movies, and that's what SR is.  It won't be talked about in a couple of years, except for when the sequel rolls around and bombs again.
You are funny TVC Fifteen.  but that movie was not that bad.  there are many levels before bad and while that movie doesn't manage to make anything meaningful, it's a fucking superman movie so it can't really do much.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2006, 05:54:45 PM
Smallville rocks watch that! EMO!
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 05:55:17 PM
Smallville is pretty horrendous.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2006, 05:56:19 PM
Smallville rocks watch that! EMO!
You watch TV?  I mean I can understand if it was Miami Vice but that's just another teen soap operah?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 05:56:51 PM
Does anyone actually watch that shit? It's basically Superboy 90210
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 05:57:41 PM
Smallville is as much a teen soap opera as Buffy is, and probably less so.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 05:59:10 PM
I really don't care that they alter the Superman mythos, because the mythos kind of sucks, but the acting is probably the worst on TV.  And that says a lot because there's a lot of shitty acting on the WB.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2006, 05:59:59 PM
Smallville is as much a teen soap opera as Buffy is, and probably less so.
and how is the setting?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2006, 06:01:31 PM
Smallville = Buffy quality writing - Buffy Level Emo + Xfiles episodic weirdness + Emo soundtrack + fun

Willco hates so many things and phoenix dark says so many stupid things, I dont really take what they say about the show into account. I burned through season 1 in a weekend, and im into Season 2. In the past I had only caught episodes, but if a bunch of idiots on here can like MONK they can fucking find something to like about Smallville.

Otherwise its just more irrational internet hate.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2006, 06:03:53 PM
To add:

I dont care for the emo music through the series, but its not full four minute songs and wtf, most of the time im not payin attention when something sad happens anyway. Lex is the coolest character in the show anyway.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 06:04:46 PM
LOL MAF

No taste
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 06:05:30 PM
Buffy's acting was far worse than Smallville's, Anthony Stewart Head (:heartbeat) aside.

The acting is Smallville is fine, given the competition. Who expects Merchant/Ivory out of a fuckin' TV comicbook serial?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2006, 06:06:20 PM
Smallville = Buffy quality writing - Buffy Level Emo + Xfiles episodic weirdness + Emo soundtrack + fun
Willco hates so many things and phoenix dark says so many stupid things, I dont really take what they say about the show into account. I burned through season 1 in a weekend, and im into Season 2. In the past I had only caught episodes, but if a bunch of idiots on here can like MONK they can fucking find something to like about Smallville.
Otherwise its just more irrational internet hate.
you...watch...TV...for...story.
Lex is the coolest character in the show anyway.
he ate shit.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2006, 06:07:09 PM
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Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2006, 06:08:27 PM
6 seasons, its doin something right!

Quote
you...watch...TV...for...story.

Your use of ellipses is so much like Evilore. your attitude is pretty close too. You should recommend I watch some girly anime now.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 06:09:14 PM
(http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/allisonmack/allison_mack_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2006, 06:10:32 PM
Fuck yes, and Superman Returns wasn't even pretending to be art, so it's not part of the discussion.  Singer knows how to do big, dumb, summer movies, and that's what SR is.  It won't be talked about in a couple of years, except for when the sequel rolls around and bombs again.
You are funny TVC Fifteen.  but that movie was not that bad.  there are many levels before bad and while that movie doesn't manage to make anything meaningful, it's a fucking superman movie so it can't really do much.

The movie is astonishingly mediocre.  The first 2 Superman movies are pretty much great fun movies.

Is that chick from Smallville?  Please tell me she's not supposed to be a highschool student.  She's clearly like 45.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2006, 06:11:06 PM
Your use of ellipses is so much like Evilore. your attitude is pretty close too. You should recommend I watch some girly anime now.
you are suuuuuuuuuuch a low-blower.
The movie is astonishingly mediocre.  The first 2 Superman movies are pretty much great fun movies.
I haven't seen it, I'm just breaking your dick.

Drinky, is that reba?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2006, 06:12:40 PM
Yeah chloe is hot. LEGAL?! Now probably lolz
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 06:15:18 PM
If Reba looked like that, I'd fuck the country straight outta her.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2006, 06:19:45 PM
COUNTRY
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2006, 06:21:22 PM
If Reba looked like that, I'd fuck the country straight outta her.
how do you come up with that?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 06:21:59 PM
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: etiolate on August 28, 2006, 06:22:27 PM
Smallville is waay more soap operay than the good years of Buffy, but if you count what Buffy turned into... it's at worst equal. I think it's the melodrama endings of Smallville episodes that give it that extra emo oomph.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 06:25:35 PM
I can't imagine anything more emo than Buffy Season 6 or 7. Ever. "Emo" wasn't even a realized concept until Marti Noxon menstruated it out of her uncreative chick-lit loins.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2006, 06:29:50 PM
Im sorry but Angel cried so much in Buffy it was a complete SHOCK to see him in his own spin off series as a badass crime fighter.

All they did was hug and cry, and the whole sex = ultimate happiness just boggles. Season 6 and 7 of buffy was pretty horrible too but the entire Buffy/Angel relationship is so horribly juvenile in retrospect.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 06:33:03 PM
To Joss Whedon, fucking a dumb teenaged girl equates to ULTIMATE HAPPINESS. 400 years of terrorizing Europe sure didn't give Angel much in the way of personal insight.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2006, 06:34:53 PM
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Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 28, 2006, 06:38:54 PM
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2. Cuddle.
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4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.

I'm guilty of both  :'(
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 06:42:17 PM
I have yet to hear ONE good argument about why Superman Returns sucks. Admit it, the movie rocks end of story.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2006, 06:45:20 PM
That's because you are firmly entrenched in Bryan Singer's bum.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 06:52:14 PM
That's because you are firmly entrenched in Bryan Singer's bum.

I didn't even like the X-Men movies that much. First one had some amazing moments; the way it came on (with Magneto at the concentration camp) was utter brilliance. But then the movie starts getting meh. It's a good movie, but as an X-Men freak it disappointed me. X-Men 2 came on cool, but sucked in the end. The whole Phoenix thing pissed me off. If you're going to do the Phoenix saga, at least TRY to do it right dammit.

Usual Suspects is one of the most awesome movies I've seen. I really like thriller movies, so it was right up my alley (or bum if you will). Other than that, I'm not familiar with any more of Singer's work.

Superman was a near perfect COMIC BOOK MOVIE. If you're going to complain about Luther's COMIC BOOK-ESQE plot, you might as well not even watch the damn movie.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Diablos on August 28, 2006, 07:25:39 PM
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
Add more, pansies.

I own the first two Coldplay albums, but one I lost. Their third, X&Y, I sold, because it sucks.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: etiolate on August 28, 2006, 09:04:06 PM
Hey I said the GOOD years of Buffy.  Once Seth Green left it was over.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 09:54:50 PM
This is a thread in which grown(ish?) men admit to watching buffy.

We are very amused.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Strife Doombringer on August 28, 2006, 09:59:55 PM
Smallville ROCKS
I agree with Mr Angry Face Lex is the best character
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 10:50:23 PM
Welcome to the Internet, Cyanista! Enjoy your stay -- more shockingly obvious revelations are on their way!

I can't really stomach Buffy any more, but Angel :heartbeat
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2006, 11:27:43 PM
Angel > Buffy.

I watch what I want, do what I want, mocking internet personas be damned :p
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Vizzys on August 28, 2006, 11:49:55 PM
Angel > Buffy.

I watch what I want, do what I want, mocking internet personas be damned :p
Agreed.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 06:27:24 PM
Buffy is for queers and steers.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 29, 2006, 06:31:49 PM
but if a bunch of idiots on here can like MONK they can fucking find something to like about Smallville.
...because you can stand the story-telling.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 06:42:24 PM
wtf is with the ellipses, if silence was worth posting the space bar would leave a god damned mark.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Christopher on August 29, 2006, 06:44:11 PM
Buffy is for queers and steers.

I really thought Buffy was a show for girls, and most homosexuals like that show as well.  LOL YOU LIKE IT RIGHT CHRIS, actually no I could just never get into it, or Angel :\

HOUSE AND PSYCH FTW
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 06:45:43 PM
House I will get into soon, I want more seasons on DVD tho. I dont like investing early only to be DESTROYED
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: brawndolicious on August 29, 2006, 06:46:39 PM
wtf is with the ellipses, if silence was worth posting the space bar would leave a god damned mark.
drama?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 06:55:36 PM
Honestly, the only shows I watch on TV are "teen/adult" cartoons like my namesake, and some occasional talk shows (Colbert, etc.) and other "face value" tripe (MXC, etc.)

However, when The Shield picks up next year you bet you're ass I'll be catching each and every episode. Best crime drama on television, which is no easy feat.  :pimp
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Mike Works on August 29, 2006, 09:06:41 PM
oh god, i've been on smallville. i'm not doing very good in this thread.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Third on August 29, 2006, 09:18:40 PM
- shave their ass
- put fake nails on
- wear pink outfit

I know a guy who does all three things, and he's gay. Nothing wrong with being gay though.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 09:29:32 PM
- shave their ass
- put fake nails on
- wear pink outfit

I know a guy who does all three things, and he's gay. Nothing wrong with being gay though.

:lol
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 30, 2006, 12:46:49 AM
I watched a few episodes of Buffy back in like 6th grade because Sarah Michelle Gellar was hootttt.
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 30, 2006, 11:16:11 AM
Then she got skinny as a rod and thats not hot :(
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: heavy liquid on August 30, 2006, 11:21:35 AM
Then she got skinny as a rod and thats not hot :(

That seems to be the trend for a lot of girls, unfortunately.  :(
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 30, 2006, 11:59:55 AM
LAME
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 30, 2006, 12:01:56 PM
There was a time when she wasn't skinny?
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 30, 2006, 12:05:36 PM
1st season, some of 2, she got craaaazy skinny after season 4
Title: Re: Things MEN don't do
Post by: Bacon on August 30, 2006, 12:09:09 PM
I'm a guy so I didn't watch any season of Buffy. She looked hot in Cruel Intentions though.