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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on August 27, 2006, 10:59:22 PM

Title: This just in: SUPERMAN IS A SCIENTOLOGIST
Post by: TVC15 on August 27, 2006, 10:59:22 PM
From a writer of the old show superfriends:


I do recall a SuperFriends episode in which a kryptonite meteor was headed for Earth, threatening to kill Superman. The SuperFriends could either save Superman or save the city. Superman told them "We'll make this decision the way we make all our decisions, the greatest good for the greatest number," at which point he immediately told the other SuperFriends to save the city.  In Scientology we explain life as being made up of 8 Dynamics or urges toward survival. An action is said to be unethical (non-survival) if it harms more dynamics that it helps. So what I would have prefered Superman to say was "We'll make this decision like we make all decisions, the greatest good for the greatest number of dynamics," but no one would have known what the hell I was talking about.   

The SuperFriends were scientologists!  This same writer wrote episodes of the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon and Muppet Babies, and claims to have incorporated Scientology beliefs and concepts into all of them.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2006, 11:00:52 PM
Shut up, im hooked on Smallville and I cant take it anymore!
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Post by: TVC15 on August 27, 2006, 11:03:33 PM
Shut up, im hooked on Smallville and I cant take it anymore!

How bout Muppet Babies?  Not only were they furry indoctrinating you, they were ELRON-ING YOU:

* One of the series' writers, Jeffrey Scott, spoke of how he incorporated a Scientology belief into a Muppet Babies episode [1]:
 
     "Hubbard discovered that the number one barrier to study was the MISUNDERSTOOD WORD. He found that the moment a student went past a word he/she didn't understand the rest of the material became more or less 'blank'. [...] So in a 'Muppet Goose' episode I wrote Piggy was reading Little Miss Muffet, and when she read 'sat on a tuffet,' her imagination went blank until she cleared up her misunderstood word."
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2006, 11:04:43 PM
I CANT STOP WATCHING! WHY WONT CHLOE SAY WHAT SHE FEELS??! WHY WONT CLARK JUST FREAKING GO FLY ALREADY!

WHY DID THEY CALL PETE A CHUBBY CHASER?! THATS SO MEAN!
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 27, 2006, 11:04:57 PM
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 27, 2006, 11:05:07 PM
I HAVE BEEN EDUCATED EVIL

SAVE ME TIMECUBE
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Post by: TVC15 on August 27, 2006, 11:05:59 PM
Dungeons and Dragons:

I've been a Scientologist for 23 years. In fact, I get many of my story ideas from what I've learned about the mind and life from Scientology. Including "The Last Illusion" and "The Box"! 

All of us 80s tards are practically scientologists because the cartoons indoctrinated us :(
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Post by: etiolate on August 27, 2006, 11:06:33 PM
=( Muppet Babies

I remember the episode where baby Animal has to go on ritalin and the rest of the gang abduct him and beat the shit out of him.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2006, 11:07:39 PM
(http://smallville.cinecin.com/credi4.jpg)

"DIDNT KNOW U WERE A CHUBBY CHASER!"

WTF WB! THATS HORRIBLE!

On the side this show is awesome, fuck off.
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Post by: TVC15 on August 27, 2006, 11:09:07 PM
(http://smallville.cinecin.com/credi4.jpg)

"DIDNT KNOW U WERE A CHUBBY CHASER!"

WTF WB! THATS HORRIBLE!

On the side this show is awesome, fuck off.

Just in case you guys can't tell, MAF is watching the televised version of this:

(http://10000books.com/images/DMSMH-English.jpg)
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2006, 11:10:10 PM
TELEVISION VERSION OF AWESOME YOU MEAN!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 27, 2006, 11:11:40 PM
<MrAngryFace> doug i'm sick of you and all ur filthy thetans
<MrAngryFace> embrace battlefield earth or so help me ELRON i will purify you with saltpeter
Title: Re: This just in: SUPERMAN IS A SCIENTOLOGIST
Post by: Bacon on August 27, 2006, 11:18:26 PM
Brandon Routh is getting married.

Congrats, Brandon!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2006, 11:19:59 PM
CONGRATS WHAT! LETS ALL WATCH SMALLVILLE! WHENS SEASON 5 ON DVD?!??!?!?!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2006, 11:22:05 PM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000G1R4SO.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V65617949_.jpg)


SEPT 12th BE THERE MUTHERFUCKERS
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Post by: Bacon on August 27, 2006, 11:22:52 PM
I missed the last fourth of season 5 because it was boring.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2006, 11:24:31 PM
STFU YOURE BORING
Title: Re: This just in: SUPERMAN IS A SCIENTOLOGIST
Post by: Bacon on August 27, 2006, 11:28:09 PM
Why don't you go fuck Tom Welling in the ass in the phantom zone kthxbye.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2006, 11:28:38 PM
haha
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 27, 2006, 11:37:09 PM
Muppet Babies is ruined for me.