THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on April 03, 2007, 09:26:55 PM
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it's my vacation and i'll cry if i want to
cry if i want to
you would cry too if it happened to you.
i have closed 12 oblivion gates, even though they are all optional. i am addicted to enchanting my equipment and hitting alligator people in the face with my giant ebony hammer (+50 shock enchant) named Cockjollnir. i am the master of the mages guild, even though i have an int of 45 -- i am a big dumb nord named thor woadballs.
why am i having fun? i spend a lot of time in my inventory or on the map screen. some of the quests are really cool. in one quest, me and some other dude decided to shut down a cult, and we snuck into their hideout and watched them get all temple of doom on a lizard chick. the dude said we should stay hidden, but i popped up and cast lightning bolt into the lead cult guy's face, blasting him off the dais. "well, that's the other way to do it" he said wryly. then all ten or so culties bum rushed us. i think i mighta killed my friend in my battle rage.
i had this game on 360 and pc, but i traded the 360 version in when i got the pc version from a friend. i then modded it to ridiculous levels with all those parallax mapping and lightsourcing mods, and eventually the game crashed every 15 minutes so i put it away. i bought it for the ps3 cuz i remembered the 360 version looking tits awesome on my 60" tv, and man i was right -- there's nothing like having all that real estate when bopping bandits.
or getting killed by those fucking demon dinos. worst enemies ever.
anyway WHY
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The dinos are completely fucking annoying, like blisters between the toes of this game
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Shivering Isles am awesome!
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Dork, dungeon masters don't have levels!