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Title: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: omg_lemurs on April 03, 2007, 11:44:20 PM: I can fit into a size 0 pants.

I listen to Howard Stern, but I don't have sirius. Instead I download a 28k 50-60MB recording off of a bittorrent tracker on the internets.

I own 2 pairs of thong underwear, one of which I've never worn. The other I've worn once and haven't again since.

I'm not a lizard so I don't like weather over 80 degrees.

I get nervous and jittery and shy around people at school, but not really anywhere else for some reason.

I would love to try stand up comedy.

I've been likened to Don Rickles by an unusual amount of people and told I would be good on a roast.

Still haven't had sex yet. Don't know when I'm going to.

Last 3 games I've beaten: Dragon Quest 8, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, Ace Combat 4

Last 3 games I've lost interest in halfway through or at the very end: The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Paper Mario 2, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2007, 11:44:52 PM: i'm a virgin
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2007, 11:47:25 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 03, 2007, 11:44:20 PM
I own 2 pairs of thong underwear, one of which I've never worn. The other I've worn once and haven't again since.
:o Your trying to get us arrested aren't you.

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 03, 2007, 11:44:20 PM
Still haven't had sex yet. Don't know when I'm going to.
:-* Feel free to PM me

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 03, 2007, 11:44:20 PM
Last 3 games I've lost interest in halfway through or at the very end: The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Paper Mario 2, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney.
>:( actually, don't PM me

Edit: I'm I the only one that thinks this post looks beautiful?
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: mikesphat on April 03, 2007, 11:51:42 PM: im a very nice guy

i have a strong beard

mupepes ex-wife wants to have sex with me

i want to have sex with lemurs when shes legal

ive been delivering pizza for the last 6 years

i masturbate at least 3 times a day

ive only had one gf ever

ive talked to catz/prost and mupepe one the phone b4

i want to eat human flesh one day
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2007, 12:52:57 AM: Quote from: mikesphat on April 03, 2007, 11:51:42 PM
im a very nice guy

i have a strong beard

mupepes ex-wife wants to have sex with me

i want to have sex with lemurs when shes legal

ive been delivering pizza for the last 6 years

i masturbate at least 3 times a day

ive only had one gf ever

ive talked to catz/prost and mupepe one the phone b4

i want to eat human flesh one day

Cut off your own nads and deep fry 'em, I don't want you going after one of us!!!!
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: xnikki118x on April 04, 2007, 01:29:00 AM: I wore size 1 jeans yesterday but I probably have more body fat than most of you. This always makes me worry that I'm one of those girls who buys clothes two sizes too small even though everyone assures me I don't.

Ecro and I are going to be together for FIVE YEARS soon and I don't have a present for him yet.

My cat is terminal and I would do absolutely anything in the world to keep her with me forever. Anything.

I don't know my birth father but I want to find him.

My ring finger is a size 4.25, which is insanely small. I have little hands but big knuckles.

Most of the earrings I wear are made by me. I get compliments on them all the time.

I can never make myself have great cleavage no matter how hard I try.

I've been trying to eat better lately sometimes. Not a diet, just more healthier choices.

I really like playing with staple guns. I've never used a nail gun but I'd probably shoot myself in the foot with it somehow.

I have hairy arms and I don't like it.

My eyes change color and that is really fucking cool.

I almost died while I was being born, and again when I was a year old. It was thought that I'd have a lot of problems but I'm perfectly fine.

I'm very accident prone and have had 2 concussions, 2 broken arms in the same year, a dislocated wrist, numerous sprained ankles...but I've never had stitches.

My mother was always very open with me about things like drinking and sex, and I think that's why I've always made good choices about those things. Some people think it's weird, but I plan on being open with my kids as well.

I was thinking about having sex and felt ready when I was 16. My little brother is 16 and I think he's too young. This makes me feel hypocritical.

My first ever photograph has me lying next to my first ever toy, a teddy bear from my grandma. I still have him and I'll have him forever.

I want to be cremated because I don't think the Earth is big enough for all of our dead bodies.

I don't eat veal or lamb on moral principle.

I don't eat things like head cheese or things that are still alive on THAT'S FUCKING GROSS principle.

As far as any other foods, I'll probably try them as long as I'm not allergic to them.

I always have to have something on my feet. When I'm wearing sandals and I take them off at someone's house, I bring a pair of socks or wear a pair of theirs because I cannot have completely bear feet (except bathing and swimming).
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: omg_lemurs on April 04, 2007, 07:13:14 PM: Quote from: xnikki118x on April 04, 2007, 01:29:00 AM

I can never make myself have great cleavage no matter how hard I try.

I've been trying to eat better lately sometimes. Not a diet, just more healthier choices.

I really like playing with staple guns. I've never used a nail gun but I'd probably shoot myself in the foot with it somehow.

I'm very accident prone and have had 2 concussions, 2 broken arms in the same year, a dislocated wrist, numerous sprained ankles...but I've never had stitches.

I was thinking about having sex and felt ready when I was 16. My little brother is 16 and I think he's too young. This makes me feel hypocritical.

I always have to have something on my feet. When I'm wearing sandals and I take them off at someone's house, I bring a pair of socks or wear a pair of theirs because I cannot have completely bear feet (except bathing and swimming).

What's your cup size? I wonder if you're any bigger than me. What do you try?

... I've stuffed before... :/ Not in a really long time.

Give up soda. Period. Drink diet soda with food if you want, it makes it a lot more tolerable than without but otherwise just drink water or club soda (carbonated water, Perrier, whatever) with a spritz of juice to make it interesting.

I was so disappointed with a staple gun when I first got a chance to use one. I expected it to shoot the staple across the room and into the wall. :[ Alas this is not the case.

I've never broken a bone. :D I've fucked up my fingers in a few car doors though, and when I was little I walked into several side view mirrors while walking through parking lots with my parents.

I'm 16 and I'm thinking about having sex. I've been thinking about it for like 1 and a half years. My boyfriend is 17 now. We've been together for over two years. I love him, he loves me. It's hard to summarize my feelings on the subject. I question whether or not I'm ready at my age simply because I constantly question myself about everything anyway. More importantly I worry that it might turn what we have which I think is really special into something different. Different how? I don't know, I'm just afraid of different in general since I love right now so much. That's probably weird but it's a feeling I've had for a while. I am very sexually attracted to him so that's not a problem, I've given it a lot of thought but for some reason it's just never happened. What do you think? I think I'm weird. :/

Totally agree about the being barefoot thing though not to the same extent. I don't like being barefoot at other peoples houses. I think I have fairly pretty feet but I want to be wearing something if I'm in someone else's house. Like socks. Maybe I'm a little self conscious about my feet even though there's nothing really to be self conscious about. There's nothing wrong with them. Actually now that I think about it, I think it's just feet in general that just kind of bother me. I can wear flip flops and stuff just fine and I paint my toenails when I'm going to I just have to have something on my feet when I'm in someone else's house. I think it might also be a germ thing. Who knows what's going on on the person whose house your ats carpet.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 07:34:26 PM: I listen to Howard on my ipod at work. Thank god for torrent sites.

What's your favorite Richard Christie prank phone call? The one where he triples his voice makes me die laughing every time, also the one where he sped up his voice. Another great one was where they had Howard Stern asking for Howard :lol
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Candyflip on April 04, 2007, 07:44:11 PM: I'm the devil I can do what I waaaaaaaant.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: omg_lemurs on April 04, 2007, 07:53:20 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 07:34:26 PM
I listen to Howard on my ipod at work. Thank god for torrent sites.

What's your favorite Richard Christie prank phone call? The one where he triples his voice makes me die laughing every time, also the one where he sped up his voice. Another great one was where they had Howard Stern asking for Howard :lol

I have to say the one where he calls the pharmacy with the loud guys orgasm that sounds like he's dry heaving. I was cracking up so much.

Also I love the I'LL PAY YA TO MEET YA! WHERE ARE YA!?

What torrent site do you use. I used to use redskunk.org but it looks like they're done for.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 08:03:46 PM: Oh, can you hold on a second? OoOOOOOhhhhhhhh ahhhh yeahhhhh

That one is great too lol, there are just so many. I wish I could d/l just some of his calls to share with my dad. My busted ass PC is too weak to cut them out of the mp3s with any haste. I don't remember the Pay Ya call, I guess it will be new to me when I hear it lol.

I use Demonoid, there are a couple of people posting Stern there. I hate when they go on vacation, my work day seems so empty without them. Lucky I've got a pretty good backlog of shows to listen to, and the Mastertape Theatre of course.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: drozmight on April 04, 2007, 08:06:20 PM: My knee was fucked up in a car accident, ending my high school soccer career.

:'(

I could been a contenda!
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: omg_lemurs on April 04, 2007, 08:14:04 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 08:03:46 PM
Oh, can you hold on a second? OoOOOOOhhhhhhhh ahhhh yeahhhhh

That one is great too lol, there are just so many. I wish I could d/l just some of his calls to share with my dad. My busted ass PC is too weak to cut them out of the mp3s with any haste. I don't remember the Pay Ya call, I guess it will be new to me when I hear it lol.

I use Demonoid, there are a couple of people posting Stern there. I hate when they go on vacation, my work day seems so empty without them. Lucky I've got a pretty good backlog of shows to listen to, and the Mastertape Theatre of course.

Do you have to have a membership to DL off of demonoid? Does anyone upload shows in 28K?
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 08:18:01 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 04, 2007, 08:14:04 PM

Do you have to have a membership to DL off of demonoid? Does anyone upload shows in 28K?

Yeah, you need to know someone with an invite. And yeah, there's usually a 28k option but not always. Why would you grab that anyway, or are you on dial up?
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: omg_lemurs on April 04, 2007, 08:35:36 PM: Because the 28k shows work out to about 50MB. It takes a while for me to download stuff on Satallite Internet.

Also I put them on my little flash MP3 player.

Also my upload speed is absolute shit and I have a .17 overall ratio on redskunk from the year I used it with DSL. I'm going to eventually lose that since I can't upload for shit. The smaller the file size the more time it will take for that to happen.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 08:40:50 PM: I'm 6'3 but haven't grown in what seems like years

My doctor says I have an extremely fast metabolism, which explains why I don't gain weight and rarely get cold

I first kissed a girl when I was around 8, but didn't do it again until I was 19 or so

Most people I know tell me I'm rather funny

Personally I'm rather shy in public

My favorite color is black

Between the ages of 7 and 11 I exposed myself to 3 different girls (two of whom returned the favor)

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I ran out of a funeral once so no one would see me bust out laughing
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Candyflip on April 04, 2007, 08:44:02 PM: I've purposely avoided disclosing my age both on GAF and EB.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 08:45:08 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 04, 2007, 08:35:36 PM
Because the 28k shows work out to about 50MB. It takes a while for me to download stuff on Satallite Internet.

Also I put them on my little flash MP3 player.

Also my upload speed is absolute shit and I have a .17 overall ratio on redskunk from the year I used it with DSL. I'm going to eventually lose that since I can't upload for shit. The smaller the file size the more time it will take for that to happen.

Hmm good point, I never thought about it like that. Do you live in the middle of nowhere? I'd hate to be on satellite but I guess it beats dial up. I have a .5 share on demonoid, looks like you get in trouble around .2 or less.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Eduardo24 on April 04, 2007, 08:52:58 PM: I am fat.

I actually don´t like the PS2.

I am virgin.

I used to only play jRPGs until like 2 years ago. Now I hate them and play western RPGSs.

According to my mom, when I was a baby I played with my own excrement.

I was catholic, then protestant and now I don´t give a shit. Fuck religion.

I have masturbated 2 times for Dragona. Not joke.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 04, 2007, 08:54:31 PM: Quote from: Eduardo24 on April 04, 2007, 08:52:58 PM
I am fat.

I actually don´t like the PS2.

I am virgin.

I used to only play jRPGs until like 2 years ago. Now I hate them and play western RPGSs.

According to my mom, when I was a baby I played with my own excrement.

I was catholic, then protestant and now I don´t give a shit. Fuck religion.

I have masturbated 2 times for Dragona. Not joke.

:lol
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 08:54:32 PM: How can you masturbate to a chick you know nothing about?
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 08:55:18 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 04, 2007, 08:54:32 PM
How can you masturbate to a chick you know nothing about?

Seriously. :lol
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 04, 2007, 08:56:25 PM: The thing is you don't even know what she looks like.You practically masterbated to her persona.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2007, 08:57:18 PM: Eduardo is obviously a joke character, dudes.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Eduardo24 on April 04, 2007, 08:57:35 PM: I fail at trying to be funny :(

Nevermind.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 09:02:41 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on April 04, 2007, 08:56:25 PM
The thing is you don't even know what she looks like.You practically masterbated to her persona.

Like the time I jerked it to a black man while screaming "PD! PD come on my white defenseless balls!"...errrr I mean like the time I jerk to Cloud, ya thats it :duh
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 09:03:51 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 04, 2007, 08:54:32 PM
How can you masturbate to a chick you know nothing about?

I did after my mom told me my cousin from Alabama was a model. But when I met her I regretted wasting seed on a "BBW" plus size orca "model" wtf :-\
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 09:05:14 PM: :lol
What the fuck PD! You find out you have a cousin thats a model and then...jesus.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 09:06:35 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 09:03:51 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on April 04, 2007, 08:54:32 PM
How can you masturbate to a chick you know nothing about?

I did after my mom told me my cousin from Alabama was a model. But when I met her I regretted wasting seed on a "BBW" plus size orca "model" wtf :-\

I don't even know what to say. :lol
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 09:08:12 PM: :-\

I was 17
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 09:09:07 PM: And he was just... seventeen, if you know... what I mean.

:-\
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 09:14:15 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 09:03:51 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on April 04, 2007, 08:54:32 PM
How can you masturbate to a chick you know nothing about?

I did after my mom told me my cousin from Alabama was a model. But when I met her I regretted wasting seed on a "BBW" plus size orca "model" wtf :-\

Weren't you the freak who took pics of his cousin? I kinda like you now :-*
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 09:16:23 PM: That must have been Himuro :lol
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 09:20:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 09:16:23 PM
That must have been Himuro :lol

You all look the same to me :-*
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: brawndolicious on April 04, 2007, 09:25:23 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 04, 2007, 08:54:32 PM
How can you masturbate to a chick you know nothing about?
for
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 09:31:21 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 09:20:41 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 09:16:23 PM
That must have been Himuro :lol

You all look the same to me :-*

:rofl

It was Himuro btw. :lol
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 09:42:16 PM: That girl was 12 years old. I'd rather be an incester than a pedophile
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 04, 2007, 09:50:40 PM: Keep that shit in the family.

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Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 04, 2007, 09:52:18 PM: I've been playing guitar for 8 years.

Been playing skin flute longer
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 10:06:50 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on April 04, 2007, 09:52:18 PM
I've been playing guitar for 8 years.

Been playing skin flute longer

you've been gay since 9?
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 10:15:02 PM: MATH FTL :lol
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 10:25:32 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 10:15:02 PM
MATH FTL :lol

what? he's 17-8 = 9

So he has been playing skin flute since before he was 9, though we don't know how long before 9, which makes the statement since he was 9 correct.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 11:47:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 09:42:16 PM
That girl was 12 years old. I'd rather be an incester than a pedophile

Why do we have to choose? :(
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Yeti on April 05, 2007, 02:02:06 AM: What is the female equivalent of skin flute? Pussy harp? The vagina should have a musical instrument for a euphamism as well.
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: Mupepe on April 05, 2007, 02:54:33 AM: Quote from: mikesphat on April 03, 2007, 11:51:42 PM
im a very nice guy

i have a strong beard

mupepes ex-wife wants to have sex with me

i want to have sex with lemurs when shes legal

ive been delivering pizza for the last 6 years

i masturbate at least 3 times a day

ive only had one gf ever

ive talked to catz/prost and mupepe one the phone b4

i want to eat human flesh one day

You should not feel special...
Title: Re: Another Post Interesting Facts About Yourself Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on April 05, 2007, 03:13:58 AM: My names Adrian and I really am a great guy. I am also really funny and nice.