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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Candyflip on April 04, 2007, 08:00:21 PM

Title: I HATE Kids
Post by: Candyflip on April 04, 2007, 08:00:21 PM
Anyone else hate kids? I do. I hate kids because of apartments. Right now I'm sitting 5 feet away from my window listening to 6 kids run around in circles and scream at the top of their lungs. Seriously, that's all they're doing. It's like they're distinguished mentally-challenged. Can't tolerate it. It's like this pretty much every day.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: omg_lemurs on April 04, 2007, 08:03:31 PM
They're fun in small doses, and can be oh so cute.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Mupepe on April 04, 2007, 08:06:02 PM
I hate bad kids
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: demi on April 04, 2007, 08:09:30 PM
I'd like to have a child. Might just go to the park and get one.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 08:14:06 PM
I love kids. 
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Candyflip on April 04, 2007, 08:16:46 PM
Maybe I should change this to "I hate bad parents" because that's the only reason I can see for kids to behave like animals.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 08:29:54 PM
I'd like to have a child. Might just go to the park and get one.

And bring it home for mommy to spoil and raise to be a jobless loser like yourself?
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2007, 08:46:07 PM
They're fun in small doses, and can be oh so cute.

You only like them because you are one.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 08:50:11 PM
Yes, I hate children, and I hated them even when I was one.  I was like a little adult as a child, and I can't stand people/children who can't behave themselves.  THE WORLD IS NOT YOUR ZOO FUCKERS!
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 04, 2007, 08:50:51 PM
Kids arent half bad.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: demi on April 04, 2007, 09:04:58 PM
I'd like to have a child. Might just go to the park and get one.

And bring it home for mommy to spoil and raise to be a jobless loser like yourself?

It's either that or leave it behind like the typical black male like yourself.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2007, 09:13:38 PM
I love kids. I worked at a preschool while in high school purely out of enjoyment of it.,
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 09:21:59 PM
Who wants to father my children? 
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: cloudwalking on April 05, 2007, 01:42:28 AM
oh good lord i can't fucking stand children. especially babies and toddlers. thank god i only have to see them when i'm at work.

I was like a little adult as a child

same here
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2007, 01:47:39 AM
Kids are disgusting; they're easily the second worst STD you can catch.  Think it's just a coincidence that there's only a one letter difference between KIDS and AIDS?  You're WRONG.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Himu on April 05, 2007, 01:47:50 AM
I love kids.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2007, 01:49:43 AM
I love kids.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING MARRY THEM, THEN???
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Yeti on April 05, 2007, 02:04:13 AM
I think I would enjoy being an uncle.

A father, not so much. At least not at this stage of my life.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: demi on April 05, 2007, 02:04:49 AM
I think I would enjoy being an uncle.

A father, not so much. At least not at this stage of my life.

Two daddies are the new in thing. We could make this work.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Yeti on April 05, 2007, 02:07:02 AM
That might work, because then I would only have to be half a dad.
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2007, 03:29:47 AM
oh good lord i can't fucking stand children. especially babies and toddlers. thank god i only have to see them when i'm at work.

I was like a little adult as a child

same here

I thought you were going to have like a million of jarosh's babies?
Title: Re: I HATE Kids
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 05, 2007, 06:48:07 AM
oh good lord i can't fucking stand children. especially babies and toddlers. thank god i only have to see them when i'm at work.

I was like a little adult as a child

same here

Word.  It's funny.  I was visiting my cousin who has three children.  She was explaining to them that they were not to climb all over me, that I had no use for them, and didn't want their germs.  Then one of the kids looked at me and said "How can you hate kids when you were one once?"

I'm like "I didn't like kids when I was one either."

Of course, all this was said with smiles in our faces, and I love my cousin's children, but there is more than a nugget of truth in that exchange.  Germy, loud, obnoxious children literally make me grit my teeth and curse their parents, or lack thereof.