THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2007, 03:43:13 AM
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Not that there's anything wrong with that, I suppose. But man, is he one big man whore. Literally, like several different dudes a week.
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ask them to eat some tofu with you
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ask them to eat some tofu with you
Ew. It's funny, he's a culinary school student and works as a chef but never cooks at the house.
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Thats fucked up.
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I know what you're going through...
Long story short is my best friend had a gay roommate after one of his "friends" fucked him on rent... ANYWAY, this gay dude was totally like orgy gay. I went to a party he threw once and not 30 minutes in I was asked if I was top or bottom. I rolled with it saying I was straight an all but once the pants started to come off in the living room I bolted for the door. To cap this all off my best friend's girlfriend got super (and I mean super-you-black-out) drunk and was fucked on the living room floor of the apartment by the roommates so-called gay boyfriend.
I've probably said tooo much but I'm drunk off of Kuya Fusion Rum, which is fucking delicious
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that sounds a little like rape.
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that sounds a little like rape.
Yes, yes it does, fortunately for all involved they had no need to involve the courts... I don't really want to say how. things have worked out for the better though.
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Wow, what the fuck.
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Haha, ok awesome. At least my roomie keeps his shenanigans confined to his room.
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he's probably got the aids
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I know what you're going through...
Long story short is my best friend had a gay roommate after one of his "friends" fucked him on rent... ANYWAY, this gay dude was totally like orgy gay. I went to a party he threw once and not 30 minutes in I was asked if I was top or bottom. I rolled with it saying I was straight an all but once the pants started to come off in the living room I bolted for the door. To cap this all off my best friend's girlfriend got super (and I mean super-you-black-out) drunk and was fucked on the living room floor of the apartment by the roommates so-called gay boyfriend.
I've probably said tooo much but I'm drunk off of Kuya Fusion Rum, which is fucking delicious
Damn, that's fucked up. It's hot as a story idea, but the real life execution sucks. I was just telling someone about how gay guys fuck girls, I think it was whiteACID. I knew a gay guy who got off fucking other guys' gfs. He loved how they weren't suspicious when the gay guy and gf went "shopping." Meanwhile, he's drilling the gf and laughing all the way at the bf.
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Now that shit is horrible DJ, sadly i've seen it happen. One of my coworkers she's getting drilled by our resident gayboy at the theater while her bf of 8 years works just down the block. They've yet to be caught but the guy is full on gay. God knows how he pulled that.
But if I was gay and girls were offering it up hell yeah's i'd take it. But sadly girls are all i'm interested and they aint offering it up, not even the craigslist ones.
Max Cool: thats just fucked up
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lol aids
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Most gay men are deviant, immoral people. This shouldn't be surprising.
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Maybe one of the guys will be Clay Aiken! Get an autograph for me!
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Maybe one of the guys will be Clay Aiken! Get an autograph for me!
:rofl
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cut off his penis and see how he reacts. :hyper
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Next time he brings a guy over, yell out of your room, "Don't chop this one up in the bathtub, it stains the tile!"
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WTF? PD is Triumph's room mate? No wonder he hates him so much.
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Next time he brings a guy over, yell out of your room, "Don't chop this one up in the bathtub, it stains the tile!"
:lol
Seconded!
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slip him a roofie and stick yer doodle in his boogaloo, all the while screaming "this is what it feels like when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
also take pictures
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Next time he brings a guy over, yell out of your room, "Don't chop this one up in the bathtub, it stains the tile!"
:lol :lol :lol
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Just ask him how he feels about Huey Lewis.
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But if it was a dode bringing chix home it would be fresh, eh? Shitty double standard, total.
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no, it wouldn't be fresh, at least not for good ol' uptight me. i don't like hearing other people fucking, especially people i'm friends with. it ain't jealousy; it's just weird. i prefer that the use of one's privates -- including and especially my own -- be, y'know, private (though not exclusive, if ya feel me)
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Oh yeah, okay. I guess if they're not being discreet (and they're not letting me join in) I would be a little upset if my stud roommate kept bringing chix home and fucking their uvulas loose
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i had a roommate in my dorm who would bring his very large gf to our shared room while i was asleep and pork her in the bottom bunk. when i woke up and cursed at him, he'd bitch that i was just jealous and wanted a piece of the bacon. once, she even invited me to join in. i spent the evening in the stairwell in the fetal position.
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:lol
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i had a roommate in my dorm who would bring his very large gf to our chared room while i was asleep and pork her in the bottom bunk. when i woke up and cursed at him, he'd bitch that i was just jealous and wanted a piece of the bacon. once, she even invited me to join in. i spent the evening in the stairwell in the fetal position.
:lol :lol you should've said "thanks, but I think I'd get a heart attack from kissing you." then ran away cause fat people can't run.
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i had a roommate in my dorm who would bring his very large gf to our shared room while i was asleep and pork her in the bottom bunk. when i woke up and cursed at him, he'd bitch that i was just jealous and wanted a piece of the bacon. once, she even invited me to join in. i spent the evening in the stairwell in the fetal position.
would it have been more of an appealing proposition had she been more on the svelte side?
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only if my roommate hadn't been there, although she had an in-your-face fat chick personality. i don't cross the swords!
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oh she was an all-that fattie. you should've drove a spear through your top bunk, impaling them reverse-halloween-stylee
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oh she was an all-that fattie. you should've drove a spear through your top bunk, impaling them reverse-halloween-stylee
yes and the spear should have been your dick.
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my dick may be impressive, but impressive enough to bore through the flesh of two people? nah, thun
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my dick may be impressive, but impressive enough to bore through the flesh of two people? nah, thun
(http://www.actlab.utexas.edu/ephemerata/images/pump.jpg)
where there's a will, there's a way. ;)
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This thread starter is a cigarillo. Why is he worried
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But if it was a dode bringing chix home it would be fresh, eh? Shitty double standard, total.
No, it's not a double standard. I'd think it was creepy if it was a dude bringing home random chicks multiple times a week. One of my old roommates used to do that, and he was actually my friend- this is just a dude who answered an ad about a year ago.
Also, lolz @ TA and drinky.
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This thread starter is a cigarillo. Why is he worried
Is this shit really gonna be tolerated? I mean, is what stalky brings to the table really worth these kinds of horseshit outbursts every couple of months, then a token banning, then rinse and repeat?
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While I agree with you in theory, Triumph, it would be nice if you actually gave a shit about all the other people he fucks with, instead of becoming concerned when he fucks with you.
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While I agree with you in theory, Triumph, it would be nice if you actually gave a shit about all the other people he fucks with, instead of becoming concerned when he fucks with you.
Dude, I think I've said before that he sucks and should be torpedoed. I can't possibly be there EVERY SINGLE TIME you complain about another poster, saint. I've got tv to watch and jobs not to interview for.
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I'm not talking about me, I don't need any assistance with my battles - I'm talking about the fact that everytime the fucker says anything to anyone, it's annoying - but it doesn't become an issue with you until he directs his bile your way?
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I'm not talking about me, I don't need any assistance with my battles - I'm talking about the fact that everytime the fucker says anything to anyone, it's annoying - but it doesn't become an issue with you until he directs his bile your way?
Sorry dude, I generally don't like the guy and don't tend to read his posts/threads. Also I'm not here that much. In the future, however, I will be sure to dogpile on him with manic zeal.
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That's all I'm asking for.
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i had a roommate in my dorm who would bring his very large gf to our shared room while i was asleep and pork her in the bottom bunk. when i woke up and cursed at him, he'd bitch that i was just jealous and wanted a piece of the bacon. once, she even invited me to join in. i spent the evening in the stairwell in the fetal position.
So what was it like living with m0rphix :-*