I hate when people knock on the stall and ask if you're ok
i hate when women bring their young children in the public bathrooms and don't keep a fucking eye on them. then the little shits, sometimes male, peek their heads under the stall door and you have some dumbass toddler staring you down while you're taking a piss. if only it was legal to kick them in the face.
i hate when women bring their young children in the public bathrooms and don't keep a fucking eye on them. then the little shits, sometimes male, peek their heads under the stall door and you have some dumbass toddler staring you down while you're taking a piss. if only it was legal to kick them in the face.
i hate when women bring their young children in the public bathrooms and don't keep a fucking eye on them. then the little shits, sometimes male, peek their heads under the stall door and you have some dumbass toddler staring you down while you're taking a piss. if only it was legal to kick them in the face.
please don't say "taking a piss." it's very uncomfortable hearing a woman say it.
I used to tell women around me that the only way that they could fart near me was if they said "'teehee, I pooted" afterwards.:lol :lol :lol
Kinda made my dick hard.
i hate when women bring their young children in the public bathrooms and don't keep a fucking eye on them. then the little shits, sometimes male, peek their heads under the stall door and you have some dumbass toddler staring you down while you're taking a piss. if only it was legal to kick them in the face.
please don't say "taking a piss." it's very uncomfortable hearing a woman say it.
And tell me this:
Why is it that in a fucking office building, they have kiddie urinals
i hate when women bring their young children in the public bathrooms and don't keep a fucking eye on them. then the little shits, sometimes male, peek their heads under the stall door and you have some dumbass toddler staring you down while you're taking a piss. if only it was legal to kick them in the face.
girls don't piss. it's tinkle
Cloud needs to start up a water sports site, ASAP
Cloud needs to start up a water sports site, ASAP
She could be in the money like two mins into opening the site.
I think if I saw some kid peeking at me under the stall door while I was taking a crap I'd reflexively kick him in the face.
I think if I saw some kid peeking at me under the stall door while I was taking a crap I'd reflexively kick him in the face.
I'd try and pee on his little freak of a face!
But seriously how old was the kid cloud? Becouse I've never heard of this in the mens bathroom, so it could have just been because you were hot and the kid wanted a peek.
I think if I saw some kid peeking at me under the stall door while I was taking a crap I'd reflexively kick him in the face.
I'd try and pee on his little freak of a face!
But seriously how old was the kid cloud? Becouse I've never heard of this in the mens bathroom, so it could have just been because you were hot and the kid wanted a peek.
Shit, what a horny little bastard that kid must've been.
Y'know when you squat your ass cheeks spread naturally, right?
Y'know when you squat your ass cheeks spread naturally, right?
Gay Strike #1
Two more remaining
Y'know when you squat your ass cheeks spread naturally, right?
Gay Strike #1
Two more remaining
I love giving oral sex to other men.
I also like to insert my penis into men's lubricated anuses, and thrust back and forth until I ejaculate.
Y'know when you squat your ass cheeks spread naturally, right?
Gay Strike #1
Two more remaining
I love giving oral sex to other men.
I also like to insert my penis into men's lubricated anuses, and thrust back and forth until I ejaculate.
You werent kidding? you gay boy?
Y'know when you squat your ass cheeks spread naturally, right?
I always preferred "vagina leaking" - which I just made up - because it leaves an uncertainty to the mind. Is she peeing, bleeding or cumming? Know one should ever know, unless its the later, then tell me...very clearly...because its hard to tell.
I refer to vagina as all the parts down there, not the technical definition of vagina.
In my mouth :hyper
...I mean as long as I can return the favor and if some one asks I was stung by jelly fish.
hot.
We should make it an orgy, call it "The piss poor jelly fish bash" and give out invitations.
EBers sing up here if you want to come?
little girls did it to me too. seriously it's happened to me a bunch of times. it's just stupid fucking moms who don't watch their kids and they just go down the line and peek under every stall. once i heard the chick in the stall next to me yell out "KEEP YOUR FUCKING KID ON A LEASH, AUGH" when some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's 3-year old daughter peeked her head under the door. the kid started crying and the mom said something like "how dare you talk that way to my child" and left while the chick was still in the stall.
i waited to come out of my stall because i wanted to see what the angry peeing woman looked like. we met at the sink while we were washing our hands and sure enough she was this really butch-looking goth chick.
man i wish i had those kind of balls to say something like that to dumbass parents. it was awkward, though
little girls did it to me too. seriously it's happened to me a bunch of times. it's just stupid fucking moms who don't watch their kids and they just go down the line and peek under every stall. once i heard the chick in the stall next to me yell out "KEEP YOUR FUCKING KID ON A LEASH, AUGH" when some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's 3-year old daughter peeked her head under the door. the kid started crying and the mom said something like "how dare you talk that way to my child" and left while the chick was still in the stall.
i waited to come out of my stall because i wanted to see what the angry peeing woman looked like. we met at the sink while we were washing our hands and sure enough she was this really butch-looking goth chick.
man i wish i had those kind of balls to say something like that to dumbass parents. it was awkward, though
but you can hear the silly bitch outside the door saying to the other members of her party/staff THE DOOR'S LOCKED! No fucking shit distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, because there's someone in there.
I've never had anyone poke their head under the stall while I was on the toilet. One time at the movie theater after a movie I was going pee in a handicap stall and this old fucking hag started knocking on the stall door because she left her purse in the stall beside the toilet. I said THERE'S SOMEBODY IN HERE but the woman was like I JUST NEED TO GET MY PURSE and I must not have locked the stall door all the way because the DEMENTED FUCK OPENED THE DOOR... LOOKED RIGHT AT ME... AND WENT TO GO GRAB HER PURSE.
nikki doesn't shit. she is perfect. ::)
This thread is amazing.
i hate when women bring their young children in the public bathrooms and don't keep a fucking eye on them. then the little shits, sometimes male, peek their heads under the stall door and you have some dumbass toddler staring you down while you're taking a piss. if only it was legal to kick them in the face.
I really wish I could of smushed his head into the tile floor
!!!
That happens to me ALL the time. I HATE PARENTS THAT DON'T WATCH THEIR CHILDREN. Seriously, I've had 3 or 4 little brats slide under the door to look and even caught one looking above at me from the other stall. WTF!! One time the kid was like 8 years old too, christ. I really wish I could of smushed his head into the tile floor :punch I salute that goth girl for saying that.
I'm going to keep my kids on a harness and hang 'em on the purse holder for safe keeping :lol
:lol :lol :lol
Hilarious. Catz, you, me, and Cloud are gonna walk around with kids on harnesses and NOT let them peek under bathroom stalls!
:lol :lol Yeah there's nothing worse than someone knocking on the door.ROFL
My bathroom story :(
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92262
Ew, don't put your kids on one of those leashes. That is so tacky and white trash. :-\
Just take the effort to teach them common sense.
Pretty much. We all know that we would do the same thing as those 8 year olds.Ew, don't put your kids on one of those leashes. That is so tacky and white trash. :-\
Just take the effort to teach them common sense.
Common sense dictates that when in a woman's bathroom, you try to get the most out of it because you're gonna get kicked out the minute you are spotted.