THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on April 06, 2007, 07:29:30 PM
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i went to a bar and grill with my wife and parents this afternoon, and it was playing cmt the whole fucking time. i know asian people say all white people look the same, and they're right: i can't tell the difference between one tarbelly shitheel in a big hat and a wifebeater from another. or one teased-coif blonde in a sundress from another.
there seems to be two types of country songs:
a) mopey
b) dopey
mopey songs are always about when someone left them -- it's emo music minus the tortured lyrics but plus the contradiction of seeing a burly man sobbing in the rain. dopey songs are about life bein' a silly party and ain't pick-em-up tracks grand? why don't they sing songs about what they REALLY like, like "of all of my sisters i'm glad i married yoooo" or "a rope, a truck, and a darkie in town"? why don't they sing about alcoholism, racism, and incest? why is toby keith lying to me? at least a couple of 'em sing about moron-grade patriotism and/or christianity, which is at least honest if somewhat unsympathetic.
anyway, i hadn't heard any country since high school -- thank fuckin' gawd -- and i'd forgot how awful it was. i kept watching the tv, mesmerized, hopin' for that shania twain video where she's all tarted up with her bubs half-hangin' out but no luck. man, though, how do you tell toby keith or martina mcbride or brooks and dunn songs apart? i almost -- almost! -- wanted to hear nickelback just to break the monotony. ironically.
anyway, back to the sticks.
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At first I was thinking Drinky listened to, and liked country music, but this thread was a good read.
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I noticed it too, I always thought country was more emo than the stuff I listen to
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A country song includes any combination of the following:
women
alcohol
trucks
dogs
patriotism
No matter what.
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the bar I used to work in played CMT all the friggin time. I've forgotten more jingoistic, treacle shit then most people ever know.
and the women I worked for there was openly anit-semetic. Coincidence, I think not.
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