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Title: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 07, 2007, 01:02:29 PM
I liked it, on the whole, only because of my love for the awesome trailers and Planet Terror.  PT was so funny and cool, disgusting, entertaining, sexy, did I mention funny, etc.  It was seriously one of the funnest movies I've seen in a theater.  Rose McGowan <3

Then the fucking shit hits the fan.  Death Proof is honestly one of the worst fucking movies I've ever seen.  How QT came up with this and was like "omg this is awesome" seriously blows my fucking mind.  It's boring as hell for 95% of the movie, as all it is are girls talking about their feelings and their lives.  Then Kurt Russel comes in and is all like "o rly" and drives his car around because he has no dick.  Then he becomes a poon in the end–if you want to call it and "end."  Just horrid, horrid shit.  And people over at GAF liked Death Proof better....what the flying fuckity FUCK.
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: demi on April 07, 2007, 02:19:58 PM
Don't!

Nick Frost as an adult baby  :-[
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 07, 2007, 02:23:01 PM
Don't!

Nick Frost as an adult baby  :-[
Thinking about wearing a diaper and putting a doll in your mouth?
DON'T
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: xnikki118x on April 07, 2007, 06:15:40 PM
I fucking loved Death Proof!
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: Mupepe on April 07, 2007, 06:20:33 PM
I fucking loved Death Proof!
Then I will like it :heartbeat
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 08, 2007, 03:59:23 AM
Death Proof was way better than Planet Terror, sorry!
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 08, 2007, 04:14:09 AM
Any discussion of Grindhouse without mentioning that Machete will be the best thing to come from it simply isn't complete.
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 08, 2007, 04:20:28 AM
Any discussion of Grindhouse without mentioning that Machete will be the best thing to come from it simply isn't complete.

IAWTP. It was pretty good and all but it wasn't no danny trejo.
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: xnikki118x on April 08, 2007, 04:26:21 AM
I fucking loved Death Proof!
Then I will like it :heartbeat

You will! It's hilarious and I just loved it.
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: drozmight on April 08, 2007, 04:56:11 AM
I want to see Hobo With A Gun
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: Bloodwake on April 08, 2007, 08:20:02 AM
The girl talk serves one single reason: trying to make you care about these characters. It either works (like it did for the majority of people) or didn't (like it did for poopy pants BrandNew).

Death Proof is fucking awesome, and the last thirty to forty-five minutes of the film was magnificent. Funniest and most awesome ending to a fucking film in a long, long time.
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: xnikki118x on April 08, 2007, 11:39:13 AM
Death Proof is fucking awesome, and the last thirty to forty-five minutes of the film was magnificent. Funniest and most awesome ending to a fucking film in a long, long time.

YES!!
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 08, 2007, 11:57:25 AM
care about the characters in the movie like this? lol
Title: Re: Grindhouse was soooo wtf
Post by: Bloodwake on April 08, 2007, 05:39:53 PM
care about the characters in the movie like this? lol

Yes, exactly.

Not a lot, but just enough to where it isn't just random bitches getting slaughtered. Plus, it shows that most of the time Russell's character likes to fuck with them first, like talking to Rose McGowan's character in the bar and getting Butterfly to give him a lap dance.