THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2007, 10:15:54 PM
-
Wow. Now I'm not one to get pissed by religio distinguished mentally-challenged considering I'm a product of it, but this was out of line.
Ok a few minutes ago I got back to the house after some holiday shopping - I rented some movies (Children of Men, Unforgiven, and The Prestige), bought the second season of 24 from Gamestop, and got some snacks and drinks for the little get together I'm having tonight. Anyway once I pull up in the driveway I notice my neighbor is packing his car; if he wasn't such a passive, self righteous Christian I'd seriously suspect him of something because every time I get really to leave the house, he's pulling in the drive way or vise versa. So I get out, get my bags, and say I to be nice. We chit chat a bit and then he starts going at it.
Neighbor: Brotha are you going to church tomorrow?
Me: Um, I think so
Neighbor: I notice you don't be going to church a lot lately
Me: *annoyed laugh*
Neighbor: God don't like that. Don't let the devil do his work
Me: Alright..
Neighbor: That's all brotha. I just saw you astray and had to straighten you out
Me: ...
I wanted to blurt out mother fucker the Bible says the Holy Spirt is house in your body, not a god damn building structure...but since it was freezing outside I said see ya and ran in the house.
Wow. If there's one thing I can't stand it's Christians who feel going to church is the most important aspect of life. Spending half your Sunday in church is not a good thing, especially when you consider so many of these "sermons" consist of the pastor talking for hours without saying anything of scripture importance. This dude is black so I'm also willing to bet half of the sermon also consists of annoying singing, screaming, and tithing. FUCK
-
Just buy a gun and casually load it on your front porch every morning.
-
3 offers to go to church tomorrow. I DONT WANT TO GO. I'm having my own sunrise service and its happening when I take a piss in the morning. Also I dont want to be baptized by your crazy ass relgions with the crazy pastors and shit. Me and god talk and jesus follows.
-
kidnap him and sacrifice him on an altar of purest obsidian to yog-soggoth
also take pictures, but not of the shoggoths; i can go mad without visual assistance thankyouverymuch
-
Wait what is this "I just saw your ashtray shit?" Are you smoking, PD? SMOKING?
Anyway, my response to this would be to blast Jeezy at insane volumes.
-
Easter is perhaps the most important Christian holiday because it's the only day most churches stop talking about them gays and tithing and get to what it's really all about - the death, burial, and ressurection. That's actually pretty damn sad.
-
3 offers to go to church tomorrow.
no you didn't. remember: lies are the knives the devil will cut your flesh with while you burn!
-
HAH. My friend's mom is a religious nut. Just the other day he showed me an e-mail he got from her forwarded to 20-30 others about how the new Pepsi can is "offensive" because it has the Pledge of Allegiance on it but without the words "under god" and that everyone is encouraged to boycott it. Wtf? Just as annoying as the idiots who want the words removed from that outdated statement. I hate distinguished mentally-challenged fellows on both sides of the spectrum.
Seriously, the thing that bugs me most about Christians (in general, not all) is their inherent desire to smother everyone else in their faith.
-
Oh boy...I got a couple calls this week about the whole Disney gay marriages thing. :-\
-
WHAT'S WITH THE ASHTRAY SHIT
-
WHAT'S WITH THE ASHTRAY SHIT
astray=losing your way
-
YOURE SMOKINNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!
-
bet he smokes menthol lights
-
:-\
RE RE LIKE TO SMOKE
RE RE LIKE TO DRINK
RE RE MIXES ARM AND HAMMER IN HIS COKE
-
Jeezy like to drink
Jeezy like to smoke
Jeezy like to mix arm and hammer with his coke
Jeezy at the trap
Jeezy like to grind
Jeezy bout his paper
Cuz Jeezy like to shine
-
My parents called me and told me to go to church.
"LOLZ, but I'm an atheist."
"Only means you have to go even more."
-
My parents called me and told me to go to church.
"LOLZ, but I'm an atheist."
"Only means you have to go even more."
I suggest blasting some Young Jeezy, calling them back, and setting the phone on the speaker.
-
:lol
I should bump my old ass Jeezy thread
-
MUHHHA IM BACK FOOLS
-
Like I have any Young Jeezy albums.
:rofl
-
:lol
I should bump my old ass Jeezy thread
We should basically just make this an unofficial Young Jeezy forum.
-
Like I have any Young Jeezy albums.
:rofl
If John Lennon was alive I'm sure he would have bought drugs from The Snowman within the last 3-5 years
-
I hate preachy people. Believe whatever you wanna believe, but respect those who don't agree with you. Doesn't God love everyone anyway?
-
I hate preachy people. Believe whatever you wanna believe, but respect those who don't agree with you. Doesn't God love everyone anyway?
He has it in for me. :(