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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Yeti on April 08, 2007, 07:19:18 PM

Title: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2007, 07:19:18 PM
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!  :lol
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2007, 07:23:22 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: The Sceneman on April 08, 2007, 07:24:23 PM
Great joke. And I came into this thread ready to give a serious answer. Anal sex :bow
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 08, 2007, 07:27:47 PM
lol not bad.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 08, 2007, 07:30:29 PM
I'm not sure I want to have anal.  I mean, honestly, I don't want a poopdick.  Do people actually like it?
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: demi on April 08, 2007, 07:36:15 PM
I'm up for anything.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Ichirou on April 08, 2007, 07:50:41 PM
I'm not sure I want to have anal.  I mean, honestly, I don't want a poopdick.  Do people actually like it?

(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8524/funkeavatares6.jpg)

Some do...
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 08, 2007, 10:15:09 PM
(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/cf/Inmypooperkitten.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2007, 10:32:23 PM
I'm not sure I want to have anal.  I mean, honestly, I don't want a poopdick.  Do people actually like it?
A rare occurence, really.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 08, 2007, 10:36:27 PM
mmmmm
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 08, 2007, 10:51:33 PM
Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.

P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2007, 10:52:48 PM
Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.

P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.

I tend to believe constant use of the pooper will weaken it and when you're older you might be wearing diapers...
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 08, 2007, 11:01:25 PM
Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.

P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.

I tend to believe constant use of the pooper will weaken it and when you're older you might be wearing diapers...

If i remember my human biology (and i don't, therefore i'm mainly talking out of my ass), the anus is normally contracted, which keeps you from shitting yourself as soon as your internal anal sphincter allows shit to fill the rectum. Short reponse: your asshole is normally closed so an hour or so of anal isn't going to hurt, unless you're taking a baseball bat up the ass.

And yes, "talking out of my ass" was intentional.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2007, 11:02:45 PM
Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.

P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.

Maybe you hear it so much because you are pretty into anal sex, so people think you would find it funny.  :lol
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 08, 2007, 11:09:37 PM
Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.

P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.

Maybe you hear it so much because you are pretty into anal sex, so people think you would find it funny.  :lol
Outside of the women i've done it with, no one in real life even knows i'm into anal. Well, there's a couple of guys i've worked with that i've mentioned it to when the topic of sex + women comes up, but other than that it's not something that comes up/i bring up in real life.

Edit: And i wouldn't say i'm "pretty into anal". i like it, but it's not my bread and butter style. And it's not particularly fun having to break a new woman into it.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2007, 11:17:32 PM
Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.

P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.

I tend to believe constant use of the pooper will weaken it and when you're older you might be wearing diapers...

If i remember my human biology (and i don't, therefore i'm mainly talking out of my ass), the anus is normally contracted, which keeps you from shitting yourself as soon as your internal anal sphincter allows shit to fill the rectum. Short reponse: your asshole is normally closed so an hour or so of anal isn't going to hurt, unless you're taking a baseball bat up the ass.

And yes, "talking out of my ass" was intentional.

Dirty lies
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: xnikki118x on April 09, 2007, 01:57:05 AM
Fun joke.

You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Ichirou on April 09, 2007, 01:58:12 AM
Fun joke.

You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.

And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 09, 2007, 01:59:59 AM
Fun joke.

You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.

And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.

What about an anus transplant?
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Ichirou on April 09, 2007, 02:20:10 AM
Fun joke.

You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.

And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.

What about an anus transplant?

The anus of a corpse?  Fuck that.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 09, 2007, 01:32:47 PM
yes you can fuck up someones ass if you dont do it right. I've learned even if she doesnt like lube she's gonna get some lube for anal. I felt like i was pushing my dick through a brick wall. Even worse whenever we tried i'd always get blue balls. Lesson learned if theres no lube i'm not doing it.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2007, 01:59:54 PM
Fun joke.

You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.

And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.

What about an anus transplant?

The anus of a corpse?  Fuck that.
Anal sex and Necrophilia!
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2007, 02:03:46 PM
I love it in porns where people with accents say "anal". It sounds like Anil and is totally hot.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 09, 2007, 02:31:42 PM
anal sex = def gay

oral sex = possibly gay, possibly hetero
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 09, 2007, 02:33:22 PM
anal sex = def gay

oral sex = possibly gay, possibly hetero
Bigot.
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 09, 2007, 02:56:48 PM
anal sex = def gay

oral sex = possibly gay, possibly hetero
Bigot.

fine, outside of the pr0n industry
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: APF on April 09, 2007, 03:18:34 PM
Fun joke.

You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.

And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.

What about an anus transplant?

The anus of a corpse?  Fuck that.

What if you got the anus of a master criminal killed on death row and in the middle of the night it took over and you started shitting evil?
Title: Re: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 09, 2007, 03:19:41 PM
What if you got the anus of a master criminal killed on death row and in the middle of the night it took over and you started shitting evil?

 :lol :lol WHAT? :rofl