THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Yeti on April 08, 2007, 07:19:18 PM
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Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak! :lol
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:lol
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Great joke. And I came into this thread ready to give a serious answer. Anal sex :bow
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lol not bad.
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I'm not sure I want to have anal. I mean, honestly, I don't want a poopdick. Do people actually like it?
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I'm up for anything.
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I'm not sure I want to have anal. I mean, honestly, I don't want a poopdick. Do people actually like it?
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8524/funkeavatares6.jpg)
Some do...
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(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/cf/Inmypooperkitten.jpg)
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I'm not sure I want to have anal. I mean, honestly, I don't want a poopdick. Do people actually like it?
A rare occurence, really.
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mmmmm
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Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.
P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.
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Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.
P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.
I tend to believe constant use of the pooper will weaken it and when you're older you might be wearing diapers...
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Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.
P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.
I tend to believe constant use of the pooper will weaken it and when you're older you might be wearing diapers...
If i remember my human biology (and i don't, therefore i'm mainly talking out of my ass), the anus is normally contracted, which keeps you from shitting yourself as soon as your internal anal sphincter allows shit to fill the rectum. Short reponse: your asshole is normally closed so an hour or so of anal isn't going to hurt, unless you're taking a baseball bat up the ass.
And yes, "talking out of my ass" was intentional.
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Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.
P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.
Maybe you hear it so much because you are pretty into anal sex, so people think you would find it funny. :lol
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Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.
P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.
Maybe you hear it so much because you are pretty into anal sex, so people think you would find it funny. :lol
Outside of the women i've done it with, no one in real life even knows i'm into anal. Well, there's a couple of guys i've worked with that i've mentioned it to when the topic of sex + women comes up, but other than that it's not something that comes up/i bring up in real life.
Edit: And i wouldn't say i'm "pretty into anal". i like it, but it's not my bread and butter style. And it's not particularly fun having to break a new woman into it.
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Is this like a "new" joke or something? i've heard it three times in the past month or so, though this is the first time online.
P.S. It's pretty lame and largely untrue.
I tend to believe constant use of the pooper will weaken it and when you're older you might be wearing diapers...
If i remember my human biology (and i don't, therefore i'm mainly talking out of my ass), the anus is normally contracted, which keeps you from shitting yourself as soon as your internal anal sphincter allows shit to fill the rectum. Short reponse: your asshole is normally closed so an hour or so of anal isn't going to hurt, unless you're taking a baseball bat up the ass.
And yes, "talking out of my ass" was intentional.
Dirty lies
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Fun joke.
You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.
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Fun joke.
You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.
And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.
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Fun joke.
You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.
And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.
What about an anus transplant?
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Fun joke.
You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.
And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.
What about an anus transplant?
The anus of a corpse? Fuck that.
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yes you can fuck up someones ass if you dont do it right. I've learned even if she doesnt like lube she's gonna get some lube for anal. I felt like i was pushing my dick through a brick wall. Even worse whenever we tried i'd always get blue balls. Lesson learned if theres no lube i'm not doing it.
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Fun joke.
You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.
And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.
What about an anus transplant?
The anus of a corpse? Fuck that.
Anal sex and Necrophilia!
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I love it in porns where people with accents say "anal". It sounds like Anil and is totally hot.
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anal sex = def gay
oral sex = possibly gay, possibly hetero
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anal sex = def gay
oral sex = possibly gay, possibly hetero
Bigot.
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anal sex = def gay
oral sex = possibly gay, possibly hetero
Bigot.
fine, outside of the pr0n industry
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Fun joke.
You can like break your asshole from taking it up the ass and not doing it right. You mess up the muscles and then you can't control your shit...or something like that.
And then you have to either wear adult diapers or get an artificial anus installed.
What about an anus transplant?
The anus of a corpse? Fuck that.
What if you got the anus of a master criminal killed on death row and in the middle of the night it took over and you started shitting evil?
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What if you got the anus of a master criminal killed on death row and in the middle of the night it took over and you started shitting evil?
:lol :lol WHAT? :rofl