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Title: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 09, 2007, 06:43:52 PM
Phoenix Dark seems to have drastically shifted from the whiny, naive virgin Internet skill set to overly critical Drinky Crow lite.  Armed with his newfound Nintendo trolling skills and ability to criticize any sacred cow, he's going to take the e-world by storm!
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2007, 06:45:44 PM
It's not that I've changed, it's just that I've spent more time going to the gaming forum lately.

But I've tried to stop getting into drama and instead just brush stuff off. I want to fit in guys :-\
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 09, 2007, 06:45:48 PM
Id like him more if he'd make sense. Most of what he says critically is fucking stupid.

However he did like the Prestige, SO WHATEVER!
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 09, 2007, 06:50:47 PM
THE WHITE MAN HAS A GOD COMPLEX
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2007, 06:51:33 PM
Id like him more if he'd make sense. Most of what he says critically is fucking stupid.

However he did like the Prestige, SO WHATEVER!

Give an example plz. I thought my review of Unforgiven was quite brilliant
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: demi on April 09, 2007, 06:51:37 PM
I'll flick his pointy nose like the dog he is. Put him in his place.
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2007, 06:57:02 PM
Willco what is YOUR opinion?
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Bloodwake on April 09, 2007, 07:50:44 PM
Well, as of the Unforgiven review, he's picked really bad reasons to hate a movie that is awesome, sort of like the hate for the Star Wars OT on this forum.

He should be fitting right in now.
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 09, 2007, 07:52:50 PM
I haven't been back long enough to notice a change. Seems like the same PD to me. We all know he couldn't keep up the same virgin shtick forever.
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Ichirou on April 09, 2007, 08:03:13 PM
PD's Unforgiven review is one of the worst things I've ever read.
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Beezy on April 09, 2007, 10:43:39 PM
Naw, he says a lot more stupid shit now and his opinion in games can't be taken seriously because he hardly plays anything.
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2007, 11:32:13 PM
I haven't been back long enough to notice a change. Seems like the same PD to me. We all know he couldn't keep up the same virgin shtick forever.

I still use it on GAF.

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PD's Unforgiven review is one of the worst things I've ever read.

WTF
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Ichirou on April 09, 2007, 11:36:20 PM
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PD's Unforgiven review is one of the worst things I've ever read.

WTF

You pretty much missed the point about every single thing in that movie.

Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2007, 11:37:28 PM
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PD's Unforgiven review is one of the worst things I've ever read.

WTF

You pretty much missed the point about every single thing in that movie.



How so?
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Ichirou on April 09, 2007, 11:43:58 PM
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PD's Unforgiven review is one of the worst things I've ever read.

WTF

You pretty much missed the point about every single thing in that movie.



How so?

When I get home I'm planning on writing a point-by-point refutation of your review.  You pretty much missed the point on everything - from the purpose of the English Bob character, to the characterization of the kid who travels with Eastwood and Freeman, to the reason why Eastwood keeps repeating certain lines of dialogue.  I've never seen someone watch a movie in its entirety and yet completely miss every single thematic point presented within it.
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 09, 2007, 11:48:28 PM
im convinced PD is just a movie troll.
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2007, 11:54:14 PM
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PD's Unforgiven review is one of the worst things I've ever read.

WTF

You pretty much missed the point about every single thing in that movie.



How so?

When I get home I'm planning on writing a point-by-point refutation of your review.  You pretty much missed the point on everything - from the purpose of the English Bob character, to the characterization of the kid who travels with Eastwood and Freeman, to the reason why Eastwood keeps repeating certain lines of dialogue.  I've never seen someone watch a movie in its entirety and yet completely miss every single thematic point presented within it.

I'd love to see that. Especially with respect to Harris
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: Ichirou on April 09, 2007, 11:58:11 PM
He represents the romanticized figure of the American West as it appeared in dime-store novels, standing in stark contrast to the brutal, raw reality of the period as represented by Eastwood's William Munny.  The beating and subsequent banishment of English Bob symbolizes the de-mythification of the West which is one of Unforgiven's main themes.

This is obvious to anyone who actually tries to understand the movie instead of looking at it purely on its surface.
Title: Re: Do you like the Nu-Phoenix Dark or not?
Post by: brawndolicious on April 10, 2007, 12:57:33 AM
A. Drinky is far better.  When he posts, people actually take offense.  When pd posts, people just think he's homo.  I'm pretty sure half of what he's criticizing in games he hasn't played.
B. Movies aren't something he's good at watching.  Every time I think of him watching a movie I think of that one guy in Dawn of the Dead blasting hippies and distinguished black fellows and jumping into a room and shooting a black guy in the head with a shotgun.
C. Star Wars sucked ass.  Stop sucking your mother's tits.