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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 09, 2007, 10:28:31 PM

Title: Do you want kids?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 09, 2007, 10:28:31 PM
Do you?
Title: Re: Would you adopt a child?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2007, 10:30:51 PM
I would adopt a Japaneses sex slave of 16 years old.
Title: Re: Would you adopt a child?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2007, 10:34:00 PM
No. Kids are annoying, stupid, and spend all your money. They better have half my genes if I'm going to put up with that. And anyway, how they turn out will have more to do with their genes than the environment I provide them.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Candyflip on April 09, 2007, 10:41:57 PM
I'm really not sure. I used to not want them because, lets not lie, most kids are snot nosed brats with no manners who do nothing but break shit. Then again, this might have something to do with their parents. Still, that's a lot of responsibility, and a big life changer. I wouldn't like feeling that attached to something.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2007, 10:43:44 PM
Why did you change the topic title?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Cheebs on April 09, 2007, 10:45:19 PM
Very much. If I am un-married and like 35 I'll probably adopt from some poor country angenlia jolie style.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2007, 10:45:57 PM
Why did you change the topic title?

I know now we all look stupid!  I say we all edit our posts saying how we wont have gay sex with him! 
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2007, 10:52:49 PM
Why did you change the topic title?

I know now we all look stupid!  I say we all edit our posts saying how we wont have gay sex with him! 
We won't?

As for the new question, I don't see it happening in the next ten years. I really don't want kids and women really don't want to have sex with me.  :-\
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 09, 2007, 10:54:52 PM
No, and if I ever change my mind id probably adopt.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Beezy on April 09, 2007, 10:56:19 PM
Yeah. I didn't realize how much I did until this girl I knew told me that she never wants kids. She got a little less attractive when she said that.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 09, 2007, 10:56:26 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2007, 10:58:47 PM
Yes.

Do you still want kids if Nick won't be the father? 
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 09, 2007, 10:59:32 PM
A lot of women dont have to HAVE kids, adoption is a nice middle ground.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Oblivion on April 09, 2007, 11:00:33 PM
Sure. It's always great to get some free labor.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2007, 11:01:22 PM
I think we should adopt as a forum.  We'll get 2 kids because I hear their cheeper when you do a pair, and they will spend 6 months with a member then we'll send them on the the next one. 
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 09, 2007, 11:02:29 PM
I remember the futurama ep where bender adopted 12 kids for the money haha.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 09, 2007, 11:03:36 PM
A lot of women dont have to HAVE kids, adoption is a nice middle ground.
That makes no sense at all.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 09, 2007, 11:04:21 PM
You know, pushing a screaming child out of their crotch. Makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2007, 11:06:59 PM
What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 09, 2007, 11:07:26 PM
You know, pushing a screaming child out of their crotch. Makes perfect sense.

It's like taking a giant shit.....out your vagina.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 09, 2007, 11:08:09 PM
I suspect it hurts more than taking a big shit does.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Boogie on April 09, 2007, 11:08:48 PM
Yeah, I want kids.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 09, 2007, 11:08:55 PM
Yes.

Do you still want kids if Nick won't be the father? 

I have alternative fathers lined up.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2007, 11:10:38 PM
What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

That would be the craziest fucking kid ever.  BTW malek, SEND ME YOUR ESSAY!   :)
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Boogie on April 09, 2007, 11:10:55 PM
What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

That would be the craziest fucking kid ever.  BTW malek, SEND ME YOUR ESSAY!   :)

Read mine yet?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2007, 11:12:07 PM
What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

That would be the craziest fucking kid ever.  BTW malek, SEND ME YOUR ESSAY!   :)
Only if you write my paper on 'truth'. You do know what the correspondence theory of truth is, right?

By the way: I'm going to kill my roommate. The fucker spends three hours a day talking on the phone, ten hours playing videogames, and the rest whistling. Shut the fuck up and let me study/write in peace. Fucking Education Major.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 09, 2007, 11:12:40 PM
IMO the only reason to adopt would be because you were unable to conceive, would have trouble carrying out the pregnancy or birthing or had a genetic predisposition to certain diseases.
Not because you can't be bothered coping with pain.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 09, 2007, 11:13:09 PM
Are you a woman?

Furthermore there are plenty of children out there that need homes.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 09, 2007, 11:14:08 PM
1-3 kids
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Candyflip on April 09, 2007, 11:14:59 PM
IMO the only reason to adopt would be because you were unable to conceive, would have trouble carrying out the pregnancy or birthing or had a genetic predisposition to certain diseases.
Not because you can't be bothered coping with pain.
Or because there are kids who need to be adopted.
...
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 09, 2007, 11:15:24 PM
1-3 kids

What happened to the other 3 kids you were given?


I'd prefer to conceive a kid on my own, you know, blood relations and all that.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2007, 11:16:54 PM
Read mine yet?

I haven't but I was planning on doing it tonight while I wait for movies to download. 


Only if you write my paper on 'truth'. You do know what the correspondence theory of truth is, right?

It wouldn't happen to state that something (for example, a proposition or statement or sentence) is rendered true by the existence of a fact with corresponding elements and a similar structure. The theory maintains that the truth or falsity of a statement is determined only by how it relates to the world, and whether it accurately describes (i.e., corresponds with) that world. The theory presupposes an objective world and is therefore antagonistic to theories that problematise objectivity such as external world skepticism or metaphysical subjectivism.  Is that it?    :lol

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O and kill your room mate. No one will no and besides the world doesn't need more good for nothing teachers.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 09, 2007, 11:17:38 PM
1-3 kids

What happened to the other 3 kids you were given?


I'd prefer to conceive a kid on my own, you know, blood relations and all that.

I ate them muhahahaha

I really do want my own kids and I want to videotape them poping out of my hawt mommas sweet pussy.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 09, 2007, 11:20:56 PM
Are you a woman?

Furthermore there are plenty of children out there that need homes.
No I'm gay so that means I can't speak on these issues? ::)

What I read MAF to be implying was that women wanted to adopt simply because they did not want to cope with the pain.  Really with all the medical help available and the fact that birthing has happened for many thousands of years naturally that seems a bit stupid.

Unless there is medical reason or you want to adopt for humanitarian reasons (which I forgot about).
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Candyflip on April 09, 2007, 11:32:44 PM
Are you a woman?

Furthermore there are plenty of children out there that need homes.
No I'm gay so that means I can't speak on these issues? ::)

What I read MAF to be implying was that women wanted to adopt simply because they did not want to cope with the pain.  Really with all the medical help available and the fact that birthing has happened for many thousands of years naturally that seems a bit stupid.

Unless there is medical reason or you want to adopt for humanitarian reasons (which I forgot about).
Who the cares? If the mother does not want to deal with the birthing process (which is more than just labor pain) and neither parent is intent on having a biological child, by all means, adoption is a great choice. Again, there are tons of kids who need to be adopted. Does it really matter how the parents reach that decision?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Ichirou on April 09, 2007, 11:34:06 PM
What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

Are you implying PD and Lemurs are having sex?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 09, 2007, 11:39:01 PM
What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

Are you implying PD and Lemurs are having sex?
No, it's a what if... like Descartes malevolent trickster in the Meditations.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2007, 11:42:02 PM
What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

Why are you fantasizing about pedophilia?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2007, 11:43:19 PM
I love kids. I'd love to raise a kid.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2007, 11:53:42 PM
I love kids. I'd love to raise a kid.

(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4171/adsfnn5nm4.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2007, 11:55:23 PM
I've never had a problem with children. I don't see why people "hate" them. That seems to be going too far, haha.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 12:02:58 AM
I've never had a problem with children. I don't see why people "hate" them. That seems to be going too far, haha.

Yeah. I hate other people's spoiled brats in public though. I don't know them so I can't say or do anything to put them in their place.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2007, 12:04:20 AM
I hate the PARENTS of the brat children, not the kids themselves lol

Because if you're good enough with kids, you can make them act good.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2007, 12:05:47 AM
I was at a McDonals the other day and saw three annoying girls. Right away I knew the mother weighed 200 pounds and the father had a mullet. NAILED IT. Do you want to raise the children of a man who has a mullet?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2007, 12:06:41 AM
Do you want to rasie the children of a man who has a mullet?

of course not, I bet thats why shes fat. 
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2007, 12:07:29 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 12:07:34 AM
I don't like small children. Little kids are disgusting, and they stink.

I'm not patient enough for kids. I'd rather be that cool uncle that doesn't have any kids, who's nephews love hanging with because he's cool and has a bunch of videogames and comics.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2007, 12:10:30 AM
I hate the PARENTS of the brat children, not the kids themselves lol

Because if you're good enough with kids, you can make them act good.
The shared home environment is responsible for 0% of the variation in behavioral traits of grown children. If children resemble their parents, it's because they share the same genes, bot because of their upbringing.

 SEE 5000 studies.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 12:15:59 AM
Two parents in a house hold is the healthiest thing. Right Dr. Malek?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2007, 12:17:41 AM
Two parents in a house hold is the healthiest thing. Right Dr. Malek?
Even if the parents are you and Lemurs? Or mullet and fatty?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 12:20:01 AM
Two parents in a house hold is the healthiest thing. Right Dr. Malek?
Even if the parents are you and Lemurs? Or mullet and fatty?

If I had children with Lemurs I'd be very wary of Beezy who has made his unhealthy obsession with blasians public
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 12:25:51 AM
Two parents in a house hold is the healthiest thing. Right Dr. Malek?
Even if the parents are you and Lemurs? Or mullet and fatty?

If I had children with Lemurs I'd be very wary of Beezy who has made his unhealthy obsession with blasians public

Naw, you're good for the first 18 years.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 12:26:44 AM
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Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 12:28:34 AM
You're evil.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 12:30:00 AM
At least I'm not going to hell

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Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 12:43:32 AM
She's no Amerie/Crystal Kay though.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 12:45:57 AM
Yeah. She's more in the down's syndrome territory  :-\

Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 10, 2007, 12:51:03 AM
Kids are fucking disgusting.  Ew, no.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: bagofeyes on April 10, 2007, 01:34:45 AM
Id rather be dead. Actually being dead would be so sweet. No more work, no more thinking and doing stuff...
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2007, 01:42:08 AM
Id rather be dead. Actually being dead would be so sweet. No more work, no more thinking and doing stuff...

Hey, your back!  ...that sounds depressing  :-\
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 10, 2007, 02:02:21 AM
I want one kid, my wife wants two. She'll probably win that argument.

But, not for another 4 or 5 years.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2007, 02:09:55 AM
I want one kid, my wife wants two. She'll probably win that argument.

But, not for another 4 or 5 years.

being a single child - have two. 
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 02:13:42 AM
Id rather be dead. Actually being dead would be so sweet. No more work, no more thinking and doing stuff...

Where the hell have you been?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 10, 2007, 02:29:24 AM
I want one kid, my wife wants two. She'll probably win that argument.

But, not for another 4 or 5 years.

being a single child - have two. 

I was an only child, too.*




*I've got a half-sister from my Dad's first marriage. We never lived together, though.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 10, 2007, 02:45:58 AM
i have one, and she is a worthy heir. there shall be no others.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 02:49:13 AM
I think I'd prefer a boy. Girls are so fragile and woah.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: xnikki118x on April 10, 2007, 03:37:31 AM
IMO the only reason to adopt would be because you were unable to conceive, would have trouble carrying out the pregnancy or birthing or had a genetic predisposition to certain diseases.
Not because you can't be bothered coping with pain.
Or because there are kids who need to be adopted.
...

Exactly.


I was at a McDonals the other day and saw three annoying girls. Right away I knew the mother weighed 200 pounds and the father had a mullet. NAILED IT. Do you want to raise the children of a man who has a mullet?

Hahahahaha.


I want kids. I always wanted one, a girl, but James needs to have a boy so we have to compromise on at least two, because I want my little girl. :) I don't want to go more than two unless one is a set of twins--and at that point, if it's a fraternal set of a boy and a girl, I'd be finished.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 03:39:56 AM
i have one, and she is a worthy heir. there shall be no others.

You don't want a BOY?

I don't want any girls. My mom didn't have any, and my wife doesn't deserve any either.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 04:46:38 AM
i don't want kids ever. i'll pass on the months of being huge, stretch marks, crankiness/morning sickness and the experience of pushing a screaming human being out of my cunt for the sole reward of having to support them for 18 years, probably more. i'll use the money i saved to buy myself a porsche or something. i'll make sure to wave at you parents when i drive by you on the highway.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Ichirou on April 10, 2007, 04:55:05 AM
i don't want kids ever. i'll pass on the months of being huge, stretch marks, crankiness/morning sickness and the experience of pushing a screaming human being out of my cunt for the sole reward of having to support them for 18 years, probably more. i'll use the money i saved to buy myself a porsche or something. i'll make sure to wave at you parents when i drive by you on the highway.

What about adoption, cloud?  I wouldn't mind adopting a kid.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: The Sceneman on April 10, 2007, 04:59:57 AM
I dont want children but I really want to have unprotected sex with an extra hot babe
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 05:04:03 AM
i don't want kids ever. i'll pass on the months of being huge, stretch marks, crankiness/morning sickness and the experience of pushing a screaming human being out of my cunt for the sole reward of having to support them for 18 years, probably more. i'll use the money i saved to buy myself a porsche or something. i'll make sure to wave at you parents when i drive by you on the highway.

What if Jarosh wants a kid?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 10, 2007, 05:08:29 AM
i don't want kids ever. i'll pass on the months of being huge, stretch marks, crankiness/morning sickness and the experience of pushing a screaming human being out of my cunt for the sole reward of having to support them for 18 years, probably more. i'll use the money i saved to buy myself a porsche or something. i'll make sure to wave at you parents when i drive by you on the highway.
See I can respect this. I don't understand how a woman wanting to avoid the 9 months of 'insert rant' will then adopt a child to put up with 18 years of bullshit, heartache etc - makes no sense to me.

Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 05:10:02 AM
i don't want kids ever. i'll pass on the months of being huge, stretch marks, crankiness/morning sickness and the experience of pushing a screaming human being out of my cunt for the sole reward of having to support them for 18 years, probably more. i'll use the money i saved to buy myself a porsche or something. i'll make sure to wave at you parents when i drive by you on the highway.
See I can respect this. I don't understand how a woman wanting to avoid the 9 months of 'insert rant' will then adopt a child to put up with 18 years of bullshit, heartache etc - makes no sense to me.



Some women aren't as selfish as you, and are mature and loving enough to want to do it?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 05:13:09 AM
i don't want kids period. i hate them. i may be selfish but at least i'm smart enough to realize i'd make a shitty mother. plus, you know, lesiure time.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 10, 2007, 05:17:52 AM
Some women aren't as selfish as you, and are mature and loving enough to want to do it?
I would say such women are immature or illogical because they don't want to deal with 9 months of 'rant' but then adopt and think the 18 years (and more) will be a lot easier the pregnancy.   
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Candyflip on April 10, 2007, 05:21:16 AM
Some women aren't as selfish as you, and are mature and loving enough to want to do it?
I would say such women are immature or illogical because they don't want to deal with 9 months of 'rant' but then adopt and think the 18 years (and more) will be a lot easier the pregnancy.   
Do you have a problem understanding that some people actually enjoy those 18 years? With your logic the human race would have ended a long time ago. Some people do in fact enjoy raising kids and supporting a family. Some don't. Christ...
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 10, 2007, 05:36:04 AM
Do you have a problem understanding that some people actually enjoy those 18 years? With your logic the human race would have ended a long time ago. Some people do in fact enjoy raising kids and supporting a family. Some don't. Christ...
No the point was brought by the pain of childbirth so I brought up the point of pain through raising a child. Don't try to attempt to constrew the line of thought.

If I were to take your line of thought alot of people here view pregnancy and childbirth as simply a biological function, while others see it as something more emotional and spiritual connection with their child that can never be broken.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Candyflip on April 10, 2007, 06:05:03 AM
Do you have a problem understanding that some people actually enjoy those 18 years? With your logic the human race would have ended a long time ago. Some people do in fact enjoy raising kids and supporting a family. Some don't. Christ...
No the point was brought by the pain of childbirth so I brought up the point of pain through raising a child. Don't try to attempt to constrew the line of thought.

If I were to take your line of thought alot of people here view pregnancy and childbirth as simply a biological function, while others see it as something more emotional and spiritual connection with their child that can never be broken.
Some people don't view it as a "pain" to raise a kid. I don't know why you're trying to establish that there is a legitimate reason for not wanting to have a child. If someone doesn't want to, cool. That's their choice. It's silly to judge (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7351.msg175416#msg175416) a decision like that.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 10, 2007, 06:20:55 AM
Do you have a problem understanding that some people actually enjoy those 18 years? With your logic the human race would have ended a long time ago. Some people do in fact enjoy raising kids and supporting a family. Some don't. Christ...
No the point was brought by the pain of childbirth so I brought up the point of pain through raising a child. Don't try to attempt to constrew the line of thought.

If I were to take your line of thought alot of people here view pregnancy and childbirth as simply a biological function, while others see it as something more emotional and spiritual connection with their child that can never be broken.
Some people don't view it as a "pain" to raise a kid. I don't know why you're trying to establish that there is a legitimate reason for not wanting to have a child. If someone doesn't want to, cool. That's their choice. It's silly to judge (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7351.msg175416#msg175416) a decision like that.
I think this point has been confused since I have always been talking about MAF's point, while others (PD) have set to confuse or broaden the issue.

In MAF's scenario a woman decides to adopt a child to simply forego pregnancy and birth citing that it is too difficult. All I am saying that everything being equal 18 years + of raising a child is probably more difficult than 9 months of pregnancy and birth.  Such that I consider these women are stupid and possibly feeding into some celebrity worship shop and adopt scheme.

Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Candyflip on April 10, 2007, 06:24:28 AM
Do you have a problem understanding that some people actually enjoy those 18 years? With your logic the human race would have ended a long time ago. Some people do in fact enjoy raising kids and supporting a family. Some don't. Christ...
No the point was brought by the pain of childbirth so I brought up the point of pain through raising a child. Don't try to attempt to constrew the line of thought.

If I were to take your line of thought alot of people here view pregnancy and childbirth as simply a biological function, while others see it as something more emotional and spiritual connection with their child that can never be broken.
Some people don't view it as a "pain" to raise a kid. I don't know why you're trying to establish that there is a legitimate reason for not wanting to have a child. If someone doesn't want to, cool. That's their choice. It's silly to judge (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7351.msg175416#msg175416) a decision like that.
I think this point has been confused since I have always been talking about MAF's point, while others (PD) have set to confuse or broaden the issue.

In MAF's scenario a woman decides to adopt a child to simply forego pregnancy and birth citing that it is too difficult. All I am saying that everything being equal 18 years + of raising a child is probably more difficult than 9 months of pregnancy and birth.  Such that I consider these women are stupid and possibly feeding into some celebrity worship shop and adopt scheme.


You can't compare stress and a different lifestyle to physical pain, which is what a lot of women are afraid of in birth. People like to feel needed, which is why the weight of the load those 18 years is greatly reduced. I don't think the two are comparable.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Cheebs on April 10, 2007, 08:12:05 AM
I want one kid, my wife wants two. She'll probably win that argument.

But, not for another 4 or 5 years.

being a single child - have two. 
Yes. I am a only child and wish I didn't grow up a only child. It gets very lonely.  :-\
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: etiolate on April 10, 2007, 08:39:03 AM
Yes
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 10, 2007, 12:50:05 PM
I want one kid, my wife wants two. She'll probably win that argument.

But, not for another 4 or 5 years.

being a single child - have two. 
Yes. I am a only child and wish I didn't grow up a only child. It gets very lonely.  :-\

But that's the thing, I was also an only child. I was never lonely.

My reasoning for only wanting one kid is to provide him/her with the best life possible, emotionally and financially.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 10, 2007, 01:20:26 PM
No, never want to have them. Had a vasectomy years ago to ensure that I wouldn't ever be saddled with them.

For me and my fiance (and wife in a couple of weeks, yay!), it was more of a lifestyle choice than anything else. For her, it was two things-one, she's getting up there in years (she turns 39 on Saturday), and two, she doesn't like the notion of being saddled for the next two decades with the responsibility of raising a child, which GREATLY reduces your capability to do whatever the hell you want. This includes the following favorites:

A) sex on demand
B) sleeping in until 1:00 PM on a weekend if you feel like it.
C) Going on an impromptu vacation if there is a super-rare bird spotting or raptor irruption somewhere.
D) Moving somewhere else whenever you feel like it.
E) Peaceful, quiet evenings reading or playing games.

Some of these things you can still do if you have a kid, it's just tons tons harder. I prefer easy mode.

For me, it was all that plus the financial and freetime aspects. I've seen what parenting has done to some of the people I work with, and it's pretty scary to me. They are always running around doing stuff and  have virtually no identity that's not invested in their children. Yes, they take it to the extremes but I does really scare me off from children. Also, I want to retire early ( due to the age difference between my fiance and I) from rat-race activities and, thanks to dual professional income and no children, that's looking very possible.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 01:20:59 PM
i don't want kids period. i hate them. i may be selfish but at least i'm smart enough to realize i'd make a shitty mother. plus, you know, lesiure time.

I think it's best we not see each other.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2007, 01:22:35 PM
i don't want kids period. i hate them. i may be selfish but at least i'm smart enough to realize i'd make a shitty mother. plus, you know, lesiure time.

What demi said.  :'(
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Robo on April 10, 2007, 01:32:54 PM
They are a chore-- it's an issue of priorities.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 01:34:46 PM
I have a feeling most people in this thread will have changed their opinion 100% in say, 5 years
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 01:35:09 PM
I'd want to get one when I was comfortable with where I was in life - career, living, and all that. Early-Mid 30s, maybe? It's not likely given my rate with women, but a man can dream.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 01:37:16 PM
I'd want to get one when I was comfortable with where I was in life - career, living, and all that. Early-Mid 30s, maybe? It's not likely given my rate with women, but a man can dream.

Exactly. I wouldn't even consider marriage or children until I was set professionally and financially. My dad married and had me while in med school (dental). It worked out in the end, but it was hella stressful for them at the time...not having much money and living in the school housing system.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2007, 01:51:22 PM
I'd want to get one when I was comfortable with where I was in life - career, living, and all that. Early-Mid 30s, maybe? It's not likely given my rate with women, but a man can dream.

Why do I keep finding myself agreeing completely with demi?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 01:52:52 PM
No, never want to have them. Had a vasectomy years ago to ensure that I wouldn't ever be saddled with them.

For me and my fiance (and wife in a couple of weeks, yay!), it was more of a lifestyle choice than anything else. For her, it was two things-one, she's getting up there in years (she turns 39 on Saturday), and two, she doesn't like the notion of being saddled for the next two decades with the responsibility of raising a child, which GREATLY reduces your capability to do whatever the hell you want. This includes the following favorites:

A) sex on demand
B) sleeping in until 1:00 PM on a weekend if you feel like it.
C) Going on an impromptu vacation if there is a super-rare bird spotting or raptor irruption somewhere.
D) Moving somewhere else whenever you feel like it.
E) Peaceful, quiet evenings reading or playing games.

Some of these things you can still do if you have a kid, it's just tons tons harder. I prefer easy mode.

For me, it was all that plus the financial and freetime aspects. I've seen what parenting has done to some of the people I work with, and it's pretty scary to me. They are always running around doing stuff and  have virtually no identity that's not invested in their children. Yes, they take it to the extremes but I does really scare me off from children. Also, I want to retire early ( due to the age difference between my fiance and I) from rat-race activities and, thanks to dual professional income and no children, that's looking very possible.

good post. pretty much exactly how i feel.

there was a point in time where my doctor thought i might be infertile due to some problems i was having with my reproductive system. i was psyched about that for a while, but it turned out to be untrue. :-\ :'(

my parents were all worried that i wouldn't be able to ever find a husband if i was unable to have children, but i thought they were being stupid. i wish they knew there were more people like you. besides, if you find yourself unable to love someone just because they can't give birth, then you're an asshole. and in my case, won't means can't. i couldn't bring myself to do it. the mere thought repulses me.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Cheebs on April 10, 2007, 01:54:02 PM
I have a feeling most people in this thread will have changed their opinion 100% in say, 5 years
By the time everyone in this topic is 40 I expect 90% of them to have had a kid, regardless what they say now.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 01:56:22 PM
No, never want to have them. Had a vasectomy years ago to ensure that I wouldn't ever be saddled with them.

For me and my fiance (and wife in a couple of weeks, yay!), it was more of a lifestyle choice than anything else. For her, it was two things-one, she's getting up there in years (she turns 39 on Saturday), and two, she doesn't like the notion of being saddled for the next two decades with the responsibility of raising a child, which GREATLY reduces your capability to do whatever the hell you want. This includes the following favorites:

A) sex on demand
B) sleeping in until 1:00 PM on a weekend if you feel like it.
C) Going on an impromptu vacation if there is a super-rare bird spotting or raptor irruption somewhere.
D) Moving somewhere else whenever you feel like it.
E) Peaceful, quiet evenings reading or playing games.

Some of these things you can still do if you have a kid, it's just tons tons harder. I prefer easy mode.

For me, it was all that plus the financial and freetime aspects. I've seen what parenting has done to some of the people I work with, and it's pretty scary to me. They are always running around doing stuff and  have virtually no identity that's not invested in their children. Yes, they take it to the extremes but I does really scare me off from children. Also, I want to retire early ( due to the age difference between my fiance and I) from rat-race activities and, thanks to dual professional income and no children, that's looking very possible.

good post. pretty much exactly how i feel.

there was a point in time where my doctor thought i might be infertile due to some problems i was having with my reproductive system. i was psyched about that for a while, but it turned out to be untrue. :-\ :'(

my parents were all worried that i wouldn't be able to ever find a husband if i was unable to have children, but i thought they were being stupid. i wish they knew there were more people like you. besides, if you find yourself unable to love someone just because they can't give birth, then you're an asshole. and in my case, won't means can't. i couldn't bring myself to do it. the mere thought repulses me.

I simply want offspring to teach what I know, and pass it on, I want to experience what my mother and father did so I know where they came from and why they beat the shit out of me. Someone has to carry on the torch of demi, while running the only Nick Frost fansite on the internet.

I think you're just looking at it from a narrow - maybe selfish - point of view. You don't want kids so you have more time for yourself?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 01:59:29 PM
I have a feeling most people in this thread will have changed their opinion 100% in say, 5 years
By the time everyone in this topic is 40 I expect 90% of them to have had a kid, regardless what they say now.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 02:08:03 PM
the "selfish" argument is one that has been debunked time and time again. selfish is a totally subjective thing, and it can seem just as selfish to have children than to decide not to have them, if not MORE so.

Quote
NINE COMMON REASONS GIVEN FOR HAVING CHILDREN:

   1. Personal experience - to have the experience of being a parent
   2. Personal pleasure - the fun and joy of raising children
   3. Personal extension - carrying on the genetic heritage or family name
   4. Relationship - the close bond which is shared with children
   5. Personal status - culture affords some respect just for being a parent
   6. Personal competence - gratification from facing the challenge of parenting
   7. Personal responsibility - the opportunity to look out for the welfare and education of another
   8. Personal power - some find the power they have over children gratifying
   9. Moral worth - some feel it is a good and selfless act to put the life of another first, or that it is a moral obligation to have children

      THIRTEEN COMMON REASONS GIVEN FOR NOT HAVING CHILDREN:

   1. Time together - more time each other and for other interests
   2. Freedom - more opportunity to pursue other areas of life
   3. Other children - can enjoy other children, and can help children who are already here through foster parenting or charity work with children
   4. Dual careers - both people may pursue careers full time, a person (woman) does not have to quit, and a child is not raised by day care
   5. Financial security - more money to pursue other interests
   6. Community welfare - greater opportunity to get involved in community organizations
   7. Difficulty - parenthood is a demanding and difficult job which is not always enjoyable
   8. Strain on environmental resources - the world is already overpopulated and is unable to support the people who are already here
   9. Increase in overpopulation - having children geometrically increases this problem and all of the problems that come with it
  10. Choice not mandate - parenthood has to be a choice, not everyone is meant to be a parent
  11. Irrevocable decision - once the decision is made it cannot be changed, so people must be sure it is what they want
  12. Failure - some people had unhappy or abusive childhoods and fear that they would not be a good parent
  13. Danger - the world is a dangerous place and it is not right to bring a child into it

so which sounds more selfish to you? it's pretty much completely a matter of opinion. there are a lot of good reasons for not wanting to have children besides just wanting time to yourself. some people believe their best or only way of making a contribution to society is to have kids. some people don't.

those are answers from an actual survey, btw
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 10, 2007, 02:10:31 PM
I think you're just looking at it from a narrow - maybe selfish - point of view. You don't want kids so you have more time for yourself?

That's a big part of it for me, yes.

I don't like the term selfish though. It's selfish in a relative sense compared to couples that choose to have children-they have to pour huge amounts of resources and time into childrearing, where as I can use that time for other things. It's not selfish at a all, IMO, at a high-level/humanity view. Certainly, there is no assurance that any child of mine would be a net improvement to the world, and it's not like the world as a whole is hurting for people to do everyday work.

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Having children is probably one of the most enjoyable experiences in life. Pregnancy is a beautiful thing. Having your own kids SEEMS like it's a nice experience. I mean, it's your own flesh and blood. Just think of how much love you'll receive from your child, and vice versa.

For some people, children ROCK. It fits their lifestyle perfectly and while I might not want to be around them (I just don't like kids in general), more power to them and their parents. I'm not that way-I do view childrearing as a chore, and see beauty and amazement at other things than having my own kids. It's definitely a personal decision, and, while I think there are some huge advantages to couples not having children in developed countries, its certainly not a view for everyone.

Pregnancy and infancy is just a small, and over-glorified, IMO, set of the whole childrearing cycle. Many kids spend two decades or more with their parents now a days in some fashion. I think people get way too worked up over it because being an expecting couple is all about "HEY LOOK AT ME, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BAYBEE", whereas the other 95% of the childrearing stage is anything but being about you or your partner.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 02:14:38 PM

      THIRTEEN COMMON REASONS GIVEN FOR NOT HAVING CHILDREN:

   1. Time together - more time each other and for other interests - selfish
   2. Freedom - more opportunity to pursue other areas of life - selfish
   3. Other children - can enjoy other children, and can help children who are already here through foster parenting or charity work with children - i dont want a child because i want to play with other children?
   4. Dual careers - both people may pursue careers full time, a person (woman) does not have to quit, and a child is not raised by day care - selfish
   5. Financial security - more money to pursue other interests - selfish
   6. Community welfare - greater opportunity to get involved in community organizations - makes no sense
   7. Difficulty - parenthood is a demanding and difficult job which is not always enjoyable - translation: "i can't handle it so i won't do it" - selfish
   8. Strain on environmental resources - the world is already overpopulated and is unable to support the people who are already here - dumbest excuse ever
   9. Increase in overpopulation - having children geometrically increases this problem and all of the problems that come with it - l o l, yeah
  10. Choice not mandate - parenthood has to be a choice, not everyone is meant to be a parent - true, i'll give them this
  11. Irrevocable decision - once the decision is made it cannot be changed, so people must be sure it is what they want - this is #10 reworded
  12. Failure - some people had unhappy or abusive childhoods and fear that they would not be a good parent - this is basically #10 and 11 reworded
  13. Danger - the world is a dangerous place and it is not right to bring a child into it - uhhhhh


What a dumb list. You really don't believe this, do you?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 02:28:41 PM
oh come on. i can do the same thing with the other list, it's not going to change my opinion. that was my whole point. what seems selfish to one person doesn't to someone else.

many of the most intelligent people in the world never chose to have children, and have made innumerable contributions to society and the human race -- would you consider these people selfish?

many people believe that their biggest or sole purpose is to have children, that it's the most important thing you can ever do in your life, and that people who don't are selfish and materialistic. not everyone shares this view. you can turn the tables and claim that it's just as selfish to have children, which at the very root of things is driven by selfish and sometimes egotistical motives. if bad parenting comes into play that can have a negative effect on society for the rest of that child's life.

so really, what's more selfish? it's completely subjective.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 02:32:17 PM
Well when - and if - you reach 50, you can rest assured knowing you have more time for yourself. To do what 50 year olds normally do.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 02:35:34 PM
at 50 you're usually constantly daydreaming about retiring and having a little place of your own with the kids out of the picture. if my parents are any indication.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 02:39:11 PM
Selfish. Big ol' capital S.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 02:40:15 PM
When im 50 im gonna be a big capital SENILE!

















with guns and booze. Im goin out early!
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 02:46:03 PM
Well until I'm chained to the leg with a kid, I'm still up for any booty calls.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 02:53:00 PM
Holy shit, this is FOXNEWS-esque propaganda.

well, those are actual answers from a survey done by spencer rathus and jeffery nevid, two psychologists who have done a lot of surveys related to sexuality and reproduction. i can't make this shit up!
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 02:58:32 PM
Holy shit, this is FOXNEWS-esque propaganda.

well, those are actual answers from a survey done by spencer rathus and jeffery nevid, two psychologists who have done a lot of surveys related to sexuality and reproduction. i can't make this shit up!

But you can make a baby.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 03:09:13 PM
Holy shit, this is FOXNEWS-esque propaganda.

well, those are actual answers from a survey done by spencer rathus and jeffery nevid, two psychologists who have done a lot of surveys related to sexuality and reproduction. i can't make this shit up!

But you can make a baby.

this topic actually comes at a funny time because i have a doctor's appointment to switch birth control methods tomorrow.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2007, 03:16:59 PM
cloud needs the super birth control.  :-*
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 03:18:01 PM
Holy shit, this is FOXNEWS-esque propaganda.

well, those are actual answers from a survey done by spencer rathus and jeffery nevid, two psychologists who have done a lot of surveys related to sexuality and reproduction. i can't make this shit up!

But you can make a baby.

this topic actually comes at a funny time because i have a doctor's appointment to switch birth control methods tomorrow.
Haha, I have an appointment with a cardiologist tomorrow (which I just canceled because of an accounting test) to make sure that nothing is wrong with my heart. Your posts in this thread have broken it. :'(
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Eduardo24 on April 10, 2007, 03:19:21 PM
Someday, Dragona will have my baby.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2007, 03:22:07 PM
Someday, Dragona will have my baby.

Man, that will be one whiney, obsessed, power hungry, bitch.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 10, 2007, 03:44:04 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 04:19:24 PM
I predict Cloud will be pregnant and not married in 6 years
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 04:23:58 PM
I'm going with 4.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2007, 04:28:02 PM
Is this like the time we predicted how long she would stay married?

Oh wait.

...I think this means she's just going to get an abortion.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 04:30:13 PM
don't player hate, just because i get more ass than you guys!

...I think this means she's just going to get an abortion.

not outside the realm of possibility. i'm so immoral, ooooooh
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2007, 04:32:27 PM
don't player hate, just because i get more ass than you guys!

Not all of us can be stalkers that travel to other continents to get laid.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 04:33:53 PM
She is afraid of commitment, as this discussion has shown. She will not last marriage either.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 04:43:24 PM
don't player hate, just because i get more ass than you guys!

Not all of us can be stalkers that travel to other continents to get laid.

come visit me, cajole :-*
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Prost on April 10, 2007, 04:49:25 PM
what you can be selfish there's nothing wrong with that....  yeah if you don't have kids you are being more selfish than someone who doesn't.... and what you take offense to it?  it's true you're being more selfish, but why would you care what other people think?

i dont think there's anything wrong with people deciding to not have kids and have more time to themselves and I actually want kids.

for some reason i feel a strong obligation to have kids, like i can inspire happiness into my child, and have them go out and do good things to the world.  help people and be happy themselves.  that's and overall general feeling that's really strong for me, and i feel would basically give me a "i can die happy.. feeling complete" type of feeling.

you got people who want to see every part of the world, and that's what will give them the "i can die happy" complete feeling.  or some guys want to sleep with 5,000 women and that's what will make them happy.  hell there's a fuckin ton of things a person can do.  kids is just one.... most common one sure, but just one.. just so happens it's mine ;)
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2007, 04:52:10 PM
don't player hate, just because i get more ass than you guys!

Not all of us can be stalkers that travel to other continents to get laid.

come visit me, cajole :-*

To travel that far, I need to see a written contract that guarantees I will get the opportunity to put that birth control to the test.   :hump
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Prost on April 10, 2007, 04:52:54 PM
don't player hate, just because i get more ass than you guys!

Not all of us can be stalkers that travel to other continents to get laid.

come visit me, cajole :-*

To travel that far, I need to see a written contract that guarantees I will get the opportunity to put that birth control to the test.   :hump
:lol
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2007, 04:53:56 PM
i get to see cloud this summer.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 04:54:03 PM
don't player hate, just because i get more ass than you guys!

Not all of us can be stalkers that travel to other continents to get laid.

come visit me, cajole :-*

To travel that far, I need to see a written contract that guarantees I will get the opportunity to put that birth control to the test.   :hump

we might be able to arrange this.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2007, 04:54:54 PM
don't player hate, just because i get more ass than you guys!

Not all of us can be stalkers that travel to other continents to get laid.

come visit me, cajole :-*

To travel that far, I need to see a written contract that guarantees I will get the opportunity to put that birth control to the test.   :hump

we might be able to arrange this.
write me in on that contract please.  or just tell me that you and I can still hold hands and watch tv.  I'll be fine with that.  i like holding hands.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2007, 04:57:19 PM
don't player hate, just because i get more ass than you guys!

Not all of us can be stalkers that travel to other continents to get laid.

come visit me, cajole :-*

To travel that far, I need to see a written contract that guarantees I will get the opportunity to put that birth control to the test.   :hump

we might be able to arrange this.
write me in on that contract please.  or just tell me that you and I can still hold hands and watch tv.  I'll be fine with that.  i like holding hands.

You don't know how to haggle.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2007, 04:58:58 PM
i'm not haggling.  we agreed to the hands thing months ago.  i'm just making sure it's still good.  i'm sexually satisfied by my girlfriend.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 10, 2007, 05:00:12 PM
Is this where we sign to try and get around the new diaphragm?  I'm in, my boys can't swim straight  :-*


edit:  I don't particularly want kids, but I'm not morally opposed to it either.  It would have to be with a loving and attentive mother, I don't really want to be bothered with them too much.  A kid would be rewarding on a personal level, but there are many other things one can accomplish that would lead to rewards as well.  The one fear I have is not having someone to help take care of me as I age, but hell, there's worse things.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 10, 2007, 05:02:53 PM
i'm not haggling.  we agreed to the hands thing months ago.  i'm just making sure it's still good.  i'm sexually satisfied by my girlfriend.

I wonder if she feels the same!  :P
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2007, 05:07:11 PM
i'm not haggling.  we agreed to the hands thing months ago.  i'm just making sure it's still good.  i'm sexually satisfied by my girlfriend.

I wonder if she feels the same!  :P
She better  :(
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 10, 2007, 05:45:30 PM
you have kids for completely selfish reasons -- you're egotistical enough to think that your genetic material is worth passing on and to live vicariously through them when your youth is lost. you want them to succeed where you failed. or you're trying to intellectually justify a primitive need. either way, it's all utterly selfish.

my wife and i had a daughter because we were curious and naive -- could we actually raise a kid? that got answered pretty quick -- yes, we can -- and now we have a good 16 years (probably more, if some of you are anything to go by) of utterly decimated free time, additional financial obligations, and a whole new source of pure razor-in-the-guts stress. i love my daughter dearly -- she is super smart and super cute and i see a lot potential in her -- but did we have her out of some sort of enlightened rationale? no, we had her out of ignorance. we're living with the consequences of that ignorance, and refactoring our lives to make sure our selfishness doesn't impede her, but until you've had a child, you'll never know the high cost of that refactoring.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2007, 05:47:03 PM
i had my daughter out of stupidity and learned a valuable lesson...

use birth control moran.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Prost on April 10, 2007, 05:49:05 PM
you have kids for completely selfish reasons -- you're egotistical enough to think that your genetic material is worth passing on and to live vicariously through them when your youth is lost. you want them to succeed where you failed. or you're trying to intellectual justify a primitive need. either wat, it's all utterly selfish.

my wife and i had a daughter because we were curious and naive -- could we actually raise a kid? that got answered pretty quick -- yes, we can -- and now we have a good 16 years (probably more, if some of you are anything to go by) of utterly decimated free time, additional financial obligations, and a whole new source of pure razor-in-the-guts stress. i love my daughter dearly -- she is super smart and super cute and i see a lot potential in her -- but did we have her out of some sort of enlightened rationale? no, we had her out of ignorance. we're living with the consequences of that ignorance, and refactoring our lives to make sure our selfishness doesn't impede her, but until you've had a child, you'll never know the high cost of that refactoring.
I just completely disagree with that...
 but to each his own!
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 05:49:38 PM
you have kids for completely selfish reasons -- you're egotistical enough to think that your genetic material is worth passing on and to live vicariously through them when your youth is lost. you want them to succeed where you failed. or you're trying to intellectual justify a primitive need. either wat, it's all utterly selfish.

my wife and i had a daughter because we were curious and naive -- could we actually raise a kid? that got answered pretty quick -- yes, we can -- and now we have a good 16 years (probably more, if some of you are anything to go by) of utterly decimated free time, additional financial obligations, and a whole new source of pure razor-in-the-guts stress. i love my daughter dearly -- she is super smart and super cute and i see a lot potential in her -- but did we have her out of some sort of enlightened rationale? no, we had her out of ignorance. we're living with the consequences of that ignorance, and refactoring our lives to make sure our selfishness doesn't impede her, but until you've had a child, you'll never know the high cost of that refactoring.

I'm sure your daughter won't appreciate being called a mistake.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 10, 2007, 05:51:37 PM
prost, you yourself said you wanted to have a kid so you can "die happy" and "complete". sounds pretty selfish to me!

kids will never thank you for having them. raising them well? maybe. but that's hardly a factor at the time you choose to have them, eh?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 10, 2007, 05:52:42 PM
I'm sure your daughter won't appreciate being called a mistake.

i don't think she was a mistake. read for comprehension, moody man!
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 05:53:28 PM
Ok, my mistake. A child born from ignorance. Sounds like a Phoenix Dark scenario.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 10, 2007, 05:59:05 PM
yeeeeeeah, i'm gonna say i think you have absolutely zero insight, here.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 05:59:29 PM
More reason to have a kid, then.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 06:00:48 PM
More reason to have a kid, then.

:lol
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 06:26:16 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 07:24:11 PM
Ok, so about the people who don't want kids:

Where do you think you'll see yourself in 20, 30 years? When you're 50 or 60 or something. Will you still be having the wild lifestyle you're enjoying now? Going out, meeting people? Having unlimited, unprotected, hot steaming SEX? No. So what will you have left? Nothing. Your husband/wife will be old and unattractive, you can't make friends easily. But if you made some babies, you would have these loving people that you would call your son or daughter. And they will nearly always cuddle up to you and say

I love you mommy/daddy :-*

Come the fuck on.

Listening to them at this age is useless. I'm sure the 20 year old Drinky thought he'd never have children, much less ever consentually feel the touch of a woman.

Cloud will be preggers in 6 years write it down. At the most I'd say 10 years. She falls in love far too easily
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: etiolate on April 10, 2007, 07:51:34 PM
cloud needs the super birth control.  :-*

Who needs birth control when you date far away gay men?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: SpeedRazor on April 10, 2007, 07:56:22 PM
Nope, none at all. I had to go to a few doctors in Minnesota, but I finally found one that would let me get a Vasectomy while single.

Glad I had it done, don't regret it at all. Fragamemnon hit a lot of the key points to why I did it as well.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Ichirou on April 10, 2007, 08:09:02 PM
you have kids for completely selfish reasons -- you're egotistical enough to think that your genetic material is worth passing on and to live vicariously through them when your youth is lost. you want them to succeed where you failed. or you're trying to intellectual justify a primitive need. either way, it's all utterly selfish.

my wife and i had a daughter because we were curious and naive -- could we actually raise a kid? that got answered pretty quick -- yes, we can -- and now we have a good 16 years (probably more, if some of you are anything to go by) of utterly decimated free time, additional financial obligations, and a whole new source of pure razor-in-the-guts stress. i love my daughter dearly -- she is super smart and super cute and i see a lot potential in her -- but did we have her out of some sort of enlightened rationale? no, we had her out of ignorance. we're living with the consequences of that ignorance, and refactoring our lives to make sure our selfishness doesn't impede her, but until you've had a child, you'll never know the high cost of that refactoring.

Show her this post when she's like ten years old to make her cry.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 08:12:47 PM
how am i gonna get pregnant in 6 years if i get an IUD which can stay inside of me for up to 10 years? you guys are dumb.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Ichirou on April 10, 2007, 08:14:23 PM
What's an IUD?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 08:15:37 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IUD
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Ichirou on April 10, 2007, 08:16:53 PM
Are there pictures of genitalia on that link? 'Cuz I'm at work...
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 10, 2007, 08:17:17 PM
Sweet.  I'll get a test if that's all that's needed, I love bareback.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 08:18:37 PM
Are there pictures of genitalia on that link? 'Cuz I'm at work...

no
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Bacon on April 10, 2007, 08:18:58 PM
The IUD doesn't look very comfortable.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 08:19:33 PM
The IUD doesn't look very comfortable.

neither do tampons, but millions of women use them
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Ichirou on April 10, 2007, 08:20:13 PM
Yeah, but you don't leave a tampon in yourself for up to ten years. :/
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 08:23:14 PM
Yeah, but you don't leave a tampon in yourself for up to ten years. :/

that sounds like a challenge!
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Ichirou on April 10, 2007, 08:25:59 PM
Don't you get toxic shock or something from leaving tampons in too long?  Don't do it, cloud!
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 08:26:32 PM
i laugh in the face of death
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 10, 2007, 08:27:09 PM
Yeah Ichirou, toxic shock sydrom usually happens if you leave the tampon in for too long.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Bacon on April 10, 2007, 08:28:03 PM
The IUD doesn't look very comfortable.

neither do tampons, but millions of women use them

Tampons looks snug and comfy. The IUD looks like a fishhook.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 08:28:46 PM
Have you ever sucked the blood out of one of Roxy's tampons?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 08:29:27 PM
looks can be deceiving bacon :-\
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 10, 2007, 08:29:52 PM
Straight from the milks teet nudge nudge.

MMMMM iron.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Bacon on April 10, 2007, 08:39:33 PM
looks can be deceiving bacon :-\

Oh I know. I say that to girls all the time when my pants come off.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2007, 08:57:44 PM
WTF?  Cloud has turned this into some kind of Hellish womans-unmentionables dinner * theater.   :-\



*  Note: I'm eating right now.   
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 10, 2007, 08:59:53 PM
how am i gonna get pregnant in 6 years if i get an IUD which can stay inside of me for up to 10 years? you guys are dumb.

It's not fullproof. It says so on that wikipedia page. 0.6% is very high. The chance of getting Asperger Syndrome is only at 0.4%, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

0.6 percent is hardly high. i was on the pill with perfect use for ages and it has a higher failure rate. no problems whatsoever.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 10, 2007, 09:01:11 PM
how am i gonna get pregnant in 6 years if i get an IUD which can stay inside of me for up to 10 years? you guys are dumb.

It's not fullproof. It says so on that wikipedia page. 0.6% is very high. The chance of getting Asperger Syndrome is only at 0.4%, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

Hey your autism's is getting old just like me getting fat. Stop using it as a crutch.

So cloud likes the cum in her cooch what girl doesnt want to feel a hot load shot inside them?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 10, 2007, 09:04:04 PM
I thought you were losing weight G?

And I want to hear more about how many guys tested out Cloud's pill failure rate  :-*
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2007, 09:08:08 PM
why is it that I hate it when any girl talks about guys shes been with?  Its disturbing, and I feel unmanly for feeling like I do.   :'(

Maybe I'm just a gentlemen.   :tophat
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 10, 2007, 09:11:21 PM
I thought you were losing weight G?

And I want to hear more about how many guys tested out Cloud's pill failure rate  :-*

I hit a plataue so i have to change it up and work out harder. My body is changing a lot lately not in good ways right now but in a month or two i'll be good.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 10, 2007, 09:24:22 PM
why is it that I hate it when any girl talks about guys shes been with?  Its disturbing, and I feel unmanly for feeling like I do.   :'(

Maybe I'm just a gentlemen.   :tophat

I only hate hearing about guys a girl I'm going to get with has fucked.  Since I'll never have cloud, I have no qualms about hearing about her apparently active sex life.  It's a turn on  :-*
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 09:26:20 PM
how am i gonna get pregnant in 6 years if i get an IUD which can stay inside of me for up to 10 years? you guys are dumb.

It's not fullproof. It says so on that wikipedia page. 0.6% is very high. The chance of getting Asperger Syndrome is only at 0.4%, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

0.6 percent is hardly high. i was on the pill with perfect use for ages and it has a higher failure rate. no problems whatsoever.

That's because you were using the wrong hole.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2007, 09:26:31 PM
why is it that I hate it when any girl talks about guys shes been with?  Its disturbing, and I feel unmanly for feeling like I do.   :'(

Maybe I'm just a gentlemen.   :tophat

I only hate hearing about guys a girl I'm going to get with has fucked.  Since I'll never have cloud, I have no qualms about hearing about her apparently active sex life.  It's a turn on  :-*

See I use to be like that but now its every girl.  maybe I'm just jealous other people get something and i get nothing  :-\
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 10, 2007, 09:27:53 PM
I heard that.  Getting nothing is a bummer  :'(
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: rodi on April 10, 2007, 09:29:07 PM
I want kids one day...but only one. Or maybe two.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 10, 2007, 09:30:59 PM
I want kids one day...but only one. Or maybe two.

Whoa your still around. Hey best of luck Dori.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Bacon on April 10, 2007, 09:32:59 PM
I want kids one day...but only one. Or maybe two.

But who will donate.  :-*
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2007, 09:39:43 PM
I want kids one day...but only one. Or maybe two.

But who will donate.  :-*
That's why they have sperm banks.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Stocky on April 10, 2007, 09:40:05 PM
Who really wants kids? Really.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: rodi on April 10, 2007, 09:43:33 PM
Whoa your still around. Hey best of luck Dori.

I'm actually at a USO in St. Louis. lol

But kids are great, wtf.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2007, 09:48:10 PM
Whoa your still around. Hey best of luck Dori.

I'm actually at a USO in St. Louis. lol

But kids are great, wtf.
Especially with BBQ sauce.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2007, 09:49:26 PM
Especially with BBQ sauce.

Why would you want to cover the taste, when there such a rare thing to eat!
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2007, 10:02:27 PM
The BBQ sauce covers up the taste of the fresh tears.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Stocky on April 10, 2007, 10:05:56 PM
Whoa your still around. Hey best of luck Dori.

I'm actually at a USO in St. Louis. lol

But kids are great, wtf.

Get out of my city.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 10, 2007, 10:43:54 PM
Ok, so about the people who don't want kids:

Where do you think you'll see yourself in 20, 30 years? When you're 50 or 60 or something. Will you still be having the wild lifestyle you're enjoying now?  Going out, meeting people? Having unlimited, unprotected, hot steaming SEX? No. So what will you have left? Nothing. Your husband/wife will be old and unattractive, you can't make friends easily.

I'm a hair from 30, and my fiance turns 39 this weekend. My wild, no offspring lifestyle means sleeping late occasionally on weekends, a lot of birdwatching, reading books and playing games in the evening, and cooking up good food in my kitchen. My near-term aspirations after my wedding in a couple of weeks are to repaint a few rooms of my house, find a regular bridge partner to get back into the ACBL duplicate matchpoint scene (even if it means tracking down an old buddy and playing online), shoring up my baking capabilities, buying some stupid expensive sim gaming PC accessories and playing some PC sims, and reading some mythology and history books that were recommended to me by a friend.

Not everyone who doesn't want kids lives an action packed life. I'm extremely domesticated, as you can see, but I don't want kids because it would get in the way of all those things, which I view as more important than childrearing. My fiance has equally unambitious-but important to her-aspirations.

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But if you made some babies, you would have these loving people that you would call your son or daughter. And they will nearly always cuddle up to you and say

I love you mommy/daddy :-*

Come the fuck on.

Once you are 50 or 60, those kids will be one of three things:

1) Living on their own, and, given our highly mobile and busy culture, you might talk on the phone with them every week or so and see them two or three times a year at most.
2) They are semi-successful, and live in your hometown because they went to college there and found a job there. You see them quite often.
3) They are failures and are still "finding their way", and you get to deal with them still living in your house after all these years.

The cuddle up years stop at like eight or nine, tops, btw. Soon after that they want as little to do with you as possible for a good decade before you can reform working relations again when they get into their twenties.

What is important and vital in life to some people isn't so important and vital to others. The different reactions, one way or another, in this thread is definitely proof of that.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 11, 2007, 12:26:45 AM
No kids for me. They are evil.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 11, 2007, 10:31:53 AM
Watch your mouth ruzfag.  Fragamemnon or however is the man.  So glad to see him posting here  :-*

Congrats on the marriage, you still living in Raleigh Frag?  I'm back in Charlotte now.


edit: holy shit, I spelled your nick right without looking
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 11, 2007, 10:46:52 AM
This is one of the few topics of mine that actually STAYED on topic so I'm rather impressed.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 11:37:08 AM
Who's going to win the Stanley Cup. 















:D
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 11:50:30 AM
What your kids end up being depends on how you raise them...

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Behavioral genetic research is also consistent in indicating that nonshared
rather than shared environmental factors constitute the major source of environmental
influence on behavior. The adoptive sibling correlation provides a
direct estimate of shared environmental influences, and for many psychological
traits this correlation is near zero,

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The IQ correlations for the latter
(a direct estimate of the shared environmental contribution to variance) average
only .04 in the four studies of adult samples (Loehlin et al 1997, Scarr &
Weinberg 1978, Scarr et al 1993, Teasdale & Owen 1984).


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Bouchard (1994) reported similar
estimates of heritability (average of .41 for these five basic dimensions of
personality) and shared environmental effects (average of .07) in a combined
analysis of MISTRA reared apart twin correlations and correlations on reared
together twins.

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Scarr & Weinberg (1981) included a measure of
authoritarianism in an adoption study on the expectation that it would show
little heritability and a large shared environmental influence. Contrary to expectation,
the measure of authoritarianism was substantially heritable,

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Genetic influences on measures of religious interests, attitudes, and values
have also been explored. Using data on reared together and reared apart adult
twins, Waller and associates (1990) reported a heritability estimate of .59 for
religious leisure time interests and .41 for religious occupational interests; in
both cases shared environmental influences were not statistically significant
from zero
.
http://www.psych.umn.edu/faculty/mcgue/mcgue%20pubs/115%20mcgue%20&%20bouchard%20annual%20review%201998.pdf (http://www.psych.umn.edu/faculty/mcgue/mcgue%20pubs/115%20mcgue%20&%20bouchard%20annual%20review%201998.pdf)
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Boogie on April 11, 2007, 12:47:17 PM
Malek, why do you hate freedom?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 12:49:50 PM
Malek, why do you hate freedom?
I don't know, but it has nothing to do with how my parents raised me.  :D
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Boogie on April 11, 2007, 12:50:16 PM
Malek, why do you hate freedom?
I don't know, but it has nothing to do with how my parents raised me.  :D

:lol
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Prost on April 11, 2007, 03:45:18 PM
prost, you yourself said you wanted to have a kid so you can "die happy" and "complete". sounds pretty selfish to me!

kids will never thank you for having them. raising them well? maybe. but that's hardly a factor at the time you choose to have them, eh?
Raising them well is the biggest factor for me.  That's what would make me die happy.

What's the point of having a kid if you can't raise em well?

So yes, it IS the biggest factor at the time I choose to have them.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Prost on April 11, 2007, 03:47:57 PM


1) Living on their own, and, given our highly mobile and busy culture, you might talk on the phone with them every week or so and see them two or three times a year at most.
2) They are semi-successful, and live in your hometown because they went to college there and found a job there. You see them quite often.
3) They are failures and are still "finding their way", and you get to deal with them still living in your house after all these years.

See that's why I'm going to teach my kid that working hard is important, no matter how smart they might be.  I don't care as much if they're dumb or genius.. I just want them to work hard.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 11, 2007, 03:52:47 PM
because you can have the best intentions and still have 'em turn out like shit. you don't know how you'll perform as a parent until you do it -- you could turn out to be a fuckin' awful father and to hate child-rearing. your parents probably didn't enjoy raising you very much, despite the occasional platitudes and dissonance tossed your way. most people simply pretend to enjoy it for the sake of their kids or because they have a deep need to lie to themselves, but nobody enjoys spending their evenings -- if not their entire days -- in the company of children, unless they're just kinda, well, creepy.

also, as malek aptly pointed out, outside of gross traumatic events, your kids' personalities are decided by nature, not nurture. you could wind up with a thankless and lazy little twat no matter how good your intentions might be, and your efforts to teach them "hard work" will only lead to their contempt for you.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 03:54:32 PM
I don't see how not wanting kids is selfish.  To make it sound "selfish" you would have to make the definition so broad that the label could apply to just about anything in life.  "You go to church?  THAT'S SO SELFISH!"
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 11, 2007, 03:56:43 PM
well, having kids *is* selfish. it's an egotistical act, albeit it one getting pulsed straight from our lizard hindbrain.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 03:58:50 PM
mmm, all i have to do is look at my family to realize that you can be the best god damn parent in the world and your kids will still fuck up if they're stupid enough. the differences between siblings can be stark enough -- take my sister and i. i'm not an angel, but i haven't done anything like spending time in jail, getting addicted to drugs, getting pregnant at age 15 and treating my parents like shit.

just watching my parents go through what they have to with my sister is enough to make me never want to have children. but all these prospective parents have this "oh no, not MY kid, i'll be a good parent and my child will turn out perfect." that's not how it works, bro. people will fuck their lives up if they're dumb enough or if they want to. and by being their parent, you have to take the fall for the majority of it.

like i'm saying, i'm no model child or whatever, but come on. 2 kids raised exactly the same will never turn out the same, you just have to look at the average family for that sort of thing. people do what the fuck they want. and that includes kids.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 04:27:25 PM

If I have children with a woman she'll have to be an extrovert without any personality disorders. Heaven forbid I have a kid that's scared of people like I am.

On the other hand I should be happy if I can get anything at all.  :(

Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 04:28:27 PM
I think we should get married at Disney World, Malek.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 04:28:59 PM

If I have children with a woman she'll have to be an extrovert without any personality disorders. Heaven forbid I have a kid that's scared of people like I am.

On the other hand I should be happy if I can get anything at all.  :(



 :-*

DAMN YOU TVC
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 04:30:03 PM
I think we should get married at Disney World, Malek.
You seem like an introvert.

Sorry.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 04:33:01 PM
I think we should get married at Disney World, Malek.
You seem like an introvert.

Sorry.

Yes, but I figure with kids out of the equation, that req could be tossed, too.  Just like I will toss your salad.

Also, if it makes you feel any better, you can pretend I have a uterus.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 04:33:33 PM
I think we should get married at Disney World, Malek.
You seem like an introvert.

Sorry.

What about me?  :'(
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 04:35:00 PM
I think we should get married at Disney World, Malek.
You seem like an introvert.

Sorry.

Yes, but I figure with kids out of the equation, that req could be tossed, too.  Just like I will toss your salad.

Also, if it makes you feel any better, you can pretend I have a uterus.
I don't have a good imagination.

I think we should get married at Disney World, Malek.
You seem like an introvert.

Sorry.

What about me?  :'(
What about you?
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 05:22:24 PM
I don't see how not wanting kids is selfish.  To make it sound "selfish" you would have to make the definition so broad that the label could apply to just about anything in life.  "You go to church?  THAT'S SO SELFISH!"

I think it's selfish to limit yourself to just dick, and you should look at the broader picture.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 05:23:46 PM
I don't see how not wanting kids is selfish.  To make it sound "selfish" you would have to make the definition so broad that the label could apply to just about anything in life.  "You go to church?  THAT'S SO SELFISH!"

I think it's selfish to limit yourself to just dick, and you should look at the broader picture.

I think it's selfish of you to limit yourself to fat men.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 05:25:06 PM
I think we should get married at Disney World, Malek.
You seem like an introvert.

Sorry.

Yes, but I figure with kids out of the equation, that req could be tossed, too.  Just like I will toss your salad.

Also, if it makes you feel any better, you can pretend I have a uterus.
I don't have a good imagination.

I think we should get married at Disney World, Malek.
You seem like an introvert.

Sorry.

What about me?  :'(
What about you?


Not much, really.  :(
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 05:28:24 PM
I don't see how not wanting kids is selfish.  To make it sound "selfish" you would have to make the definition so broad that the label could apply to just about anything in life.  "You go to church?  THAT'S SO SELFISH!"

I think it's selfish to limit yourself to just dick, and you should look at the broader picture.

I think it's selfish of you to limit yourself to fat men.

We're in America, I do not have a choice.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 05:31:43 PM
Gay men are usually fit. They have to be, men are such pigs!  >:(
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 05:32:44 PM
From my experience, fit men tend to be brutish and just have awful personalities.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 05:34:00 PM
From my experience, fit men tend to reject me... <bitter tears>
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 05:35:02 PM
Oh yeah, well, at least I didn't fail the uh... test thing.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 05:36:06 PM
Oh yeah, well, at least I didn't fail the uh... test thing.
I think people should start taking digs at me for not having sex in three years instead.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 05:37:42 PM
Oh yeah, well, at least I didn't fail the test thing and not have sex AT THE SAME TIME.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 05:38:25 PM
Oh yeah, well, at least I didn't fail the uh... test thing.
I think people should start taking digs at me for not having sex in three years instead.

You've said you haven't even hit on a chick during that time, though. So it's not like you're trying.

You can't be a failure if you don't try.














Nah, you're still a failure.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 05:39:20 PM
Oh yeah, well, at least I didn't fail the uh... test thing.
I think people should start taking digs at me for not having sex in three years instead.

You haven't even hit on a chick though. It's not like you're trying.
Only because I'd get struck down badly. I haven't tried to lift 500 pounds over my head either, and that's because I can't.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 05:40:12 PM
At least you're taller than me.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 05:41:03 PM
Malek, please, I want to spank you with my copy of Discipline and Punish.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 05:50:43 PM
I prefer electrical chords.
Title: Re: Do you want kids?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 11, 2007, 06:01:10 PM
Does anyone wanna have kids with me?