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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 02:30:12 AM

Title: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 02:30:12 AM
I'd have more faith in gods power if I wasn't pushin brown stink out my ass every week.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Candyflip on April 10, 2007, 02:30:51 AM
I don't think it would be half as gross if it didn't smell so terrible. Why can't it smell like strawberries?
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 10, 2007, 02:30:52 AM
You only poop once a week?
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 02:31:16 AM
No, but I do poop EVERY week.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 10, 2007, 02:32:13 AM
pooping is creepy and weird and i'd wish it would stop if the result of it stopping wouldn't be even creepier and weirder
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 10, 2007, 02:33:44 AM
Whew, for a minute I thought you were going to be an all new episode of House M.D.

(http://www.cuatro.com/microsites/house/images/capitulo_6/fot_04.jpg)

Only once a week?
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 02:36:48 AM
"Whats the differential diagnosis for pooping only once a week?"

"Could be Lupus."

*groan* "It's not Lupus, it doesnt fit."
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: demi on April 10, 2007, 02:38:40 AM
I love taking a poop and masturbating soon after. Being a man rocks.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 10, 2007, 02:40:18 AM
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS AN ALL NEW, EXCITING EPISODE OF HOUSE

"MY GAWD."

THAT

"That's impossible!"

WILL

"Get out of my way, it's an emergency!"

MAKE

"That's disgusting!"

YOUR

"You've never seen a dead guy before, let's go!"

JAW DROP

"He only poops once a week, people!"

HOUSE, ALL NEW, TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9/8 CENTRAL
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 02:40:43 AM
haha
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Candyflip on April 10, 2007, 02:50:01 AM
God I hate House.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 10, 2007, 02:50:24 AM
i hate YOU
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 03:04:37 AM
God I hate House.

You suck.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 03:07:13 AM
Once a week? Stop drinking Mountain Dew
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 10, 2007, 03:12:56 AM
I love pooping.  The relief I feel after losing a good solid one is terrific.
I get a boost of energy, a spring in my step.  Few things are as satisfying to me as a good poop.

Fiber FTW.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 03:14:21 AM
There's nothing worse than sitting on the toilet expecting to let off a long, slow turd only to have the shit just fall out your ass like rain drops. I HATE when that happens. I want it to come out slow and I like pushing it out, not having it escape from my ass like a bat out of hell
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Beezy on April 10, 2007, 03:18:48 AM
I love pooping.  The relief I feel after losing a good solid one is terrific.

I want it to come out slow

You guys should hook up.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 10, 2007, 03:20:32 AM
I just left a big shit in the toilet.  I don't like saying "I took a shit," cause I don't take shit from no one.  Unless paid to, of course.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 03:21:57 AM
Like you don't love having that shit come out slow Beezy. If I wasn't such a pussy for smell I'd love to be able to just use my hand and slowly pull a yard long string of turd out my ass, like some circus shit. But then that could end in absolutel horror if you pulled to much :-\
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: xnikki118x on April 10, 2007, 03:24:01 AM
I only poop like once a week.

Am I going to be on an episode of HOUSE?
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Candyflip on April 10, 2007, 03:49:42 AM
I only poop like once a week.

Am I going to be on an episode of HOUSE?
Nah, I used to do that too. It was probably because I didn't have any fiber in my diet.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 10, 2007, 07:48:26 AM
The minute they can transplant my brain into a cybernetic, non-pooping robot ... I am soooo there.

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Post by: Robo on April 10, 2007, 10:09:04 AM
The problem is that you think of it as waste ... and not dog treats or secret German facial cream.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 10:32:58 AM
Once a week? Stop drinking Mountain Dew

Can no one here read? I said EVERY week. Education system for the lose.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 10, 2007, 10:34:52 AM
poop is awesome, it gives me satisfaction to release it and something to laugh at.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 10, 2007, 12:02:23 PM
Once a week? Stop drinking Mountain Dew

Can no one here read? I said EVERY week. Education system for the lose.

let us not forget that pd is home schooled
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Bloodwake on April 10, 2007, 02:21:32 PM
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS AN ALL NEW, EXCITING EPISODE OF HOUSE

"MY GAWD."

THAT

"That's impossible!"

WILL

"Get out of my way, it's an emergency!"

MAKE

"That's disgusting!"

YOUR

"You've never seen a dead guy before, let's go!"

JAW DROP

"He only poops once a week, people!"

HOUSE, ALL NEW, TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9/8 CENTRAL


 :lol

You replicated the form of EVERY House commercial ever pretty well.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: brawndolicious on April 10, 2007, 05:48:15 PM
God I hate House.
Home Education system for the lose.
Title: Re: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste.
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 11, 2007, 12:49:52 AM
I wonder what it would be like to shit in zero gravity.