THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 02:30:12 AM
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I'd have more faith in gods power if I wasn't pushin brown stink out my ass every week.
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I don't think it would be half as gross if it didn't smell so terrible. Why can't it smell like strawberries?
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You only poop once a week?
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No, but I do poop EVERY week.
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pooping is creepy and weird and i'd wish it would stop if the result of it stopping wouldn't be even creepier and weirder
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Whew, for a minute I thought you were going to be an all new episode of House M.D.
(http://www.cuatro.com/microsites/house/images/capitulo_6/fot_04.jpg)
Only once a week?
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"Whats the differential diagnosis for pooping only once a week?"
"Could be Lupus."
*groan* "It's not Lupus, it doesnt fit."
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I love taking a poop and masturbating soon after. Being a man rocks.
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YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS AN ALL NEW, EXCITING EPISODE OF HOUSE
"MY GAWD."
THAT
"That's impossible!"
WILL
"Get out of my way, it's an emergency!"
MAKE
"That's disgusting!"
YOUR
"You've never seen a dead guy before, let's go!"
JAW DROP
"He only poops once a week, people!"
HOUSE, ALL NEW, TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9/8 CENTRAL
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haha
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God I hate House.
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i hate YOU
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God I hate House.
You suck.
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Once a week? Stop drinking Mountain Dew
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I love pooping. The relief I feel after losing a good solid one is terrific.
I get a boost of energy, a spring in my step. Few things are as satisfying to me as a good poop.
Fiber FTW.
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There's nothing worse than sitting on the toilet expecting to let off a long, slow turd only to have the shit just fall out your ass like rain drops. I HATE when that happens. I want it to come out slow and I like pushing it out, not having it escape from my ass like a bat out of hell
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I love pooping. The relief I feel after losing a good solid one is terrific.
I want it to come out slow
You guys should hook up.
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I just left a big shit in the toilet. I don't like saying "I took a shit," cause I don't take shit from no one. Unless paid to, of course.
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Like you don't love having that shit come out slow Beezy. If I wasn't such a pussy for smell I'd love to be able to just use my hand and slowly pull a yard long string of turd out my ass, like some circus shit. But then that could end in absolutel horror if you pulled to much :-\
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I only poop like once a week.
Am I going to be on an episode of HOUSE?
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I only poop like once a week.
Am I going to be on an episode of HOUSE?
Nah, I used to do that too. It was probably because I didn't have any fiber in my diet.
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The minute they can transplant my brain into a cybernetic, non-pooping robot ... I am soooo there.
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The problem is that you think of it as waste ... and not dog treats or secret German facial cream.
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Once a week? Stop drinking Mountain Dew
Can no one here read? I said EVERY week. Education system for the lose.
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poop is awesome, it gives me satisfaction to release it and something to laugh at.
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Once a week? Stop drinking Mountain Dew
Can no one here read? I said EVERY week. Education system for the lose.
let us not forget that pd is home schooled
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YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS AN ALL NEW, EXCITING EPISODE OF HOUSE
"MY GAWD."
THAT
"That's impossible!"
WILL
"Get out of my way, it's an emergency!"
MAKE
"That's disgusting!"
YOUR
"You've never seen a dead guy before, let's go!"
JAW DROP
"He only poops once a week, people!"
HOUSE, ALL NEW, TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9/8 CENTRAL
:lol
You replicated the form of EVERY House commercial ever pretty well.
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God I hate House.
Home Education system for the lose.
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I wonder what it would be like to shit in zero gravity.