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Title: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 12:11:00 PM
Yesterday I macked with 3 girls, all of which were white. I'm seeing more and more white women with wonderful hips, booty, and omg titties. I just can't help but express my joy. Somebody stop me before I bring home a fat white woman. PLEASE.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 12:15:54 PM
My grandma would probably kill you right now :lol
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 12:19:02 PM
And then this morning I went to Starbucks as per usual, and I saw a new waitress or whatever. Goddamn she had the finest ass. Ugh.

Last night me and a few peeps went to I Hop and the the waitress was FIIIIIINE. I couldn't help but stare. When we paid for the food I asked her out, but she was married. I still managed to  get contact info though. :)
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2007, 12:19:46 PM
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Robo on April 11, 2007, 12:20:28 PM
I didn't know black people could have Jungle Fever or that if they somehow did, it ment they were chasing white women.  

Another day of evilborean cultural education.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 11, 2007, 12:21:14 PM
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/QuickSilver_06/Picture29060.jpg)
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 12:21:46 PM
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 11, 2007, 12:22:04 PM
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

I noticed this too.....ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE.

Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat

Depends on her height.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 12:25:21 PM
Skinny McChicken Bones is not attractive. Thick is amazing.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 12:26:43 PM
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat
quoted for god damn truth

I've never posted a "fat" pic. Toccarra for instance is not fat, she's very thick lol.

Most of the women I think are hot hot aren't even thick. Beyonce/Halle Berry/etc aren't thick, but their bodies seem full; much fuller than someone like Jessica Alba for instnace
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Go fuck your little toothpicks, Cheebs. Muh-fuckah.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 01:00:53 PM
So go back where you came from.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2007, 01:04:53 PM
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat
160 for a girl is over-weight unless she is really tall. Ew. 160 is fattie for most girls.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 01:06:03 PM
i get hit on by black guys and i'm pretty thin
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:07:21 PM
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat
160 for a girl is over-weight unless she is really tall. Ew. 160 is fattie for most girls.

If you're 5'2, yeah :lol

It does indeed depend on the height. But stfu nontheless

Quote from: Cloudwalking
i get hit on by black guys and i'm pretty thin

Lol what do they say?
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 01:08:56 PM
Lol what do they say?
Yoyoyoyo baby, wanna to gets some fried chicken and take it up da ass, biatch?

Or so I'm lead to believe.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2007, 01:09:28 PM
why will I stfu?  :lol It's a cultural thing it seems. White guys seem to obsesse over much more smaller, skinnier women than black men.  I wonder how the devide happened.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 01:10:11 PM
one time i walked past a black guy with my boyfriend and 2 of my male friends and he said "damn i'd be lucky to be walking beside that"

bwahahaha

my boyfriend was too scared to say anything back
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Robo on April 11, 2007, 01:10:33 PM
What the hell?  160lbs is fucking PORKIN'.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 01:11:39 PM
(http://www.bbw-big-black-ass.com/DSCF8916.JPG)
Come and get it

one time i walked past a black guy with my boyfriend and 2 of my male friends and he said "damn i'd be lucky to be walking beside that"

bwahahaha

my boyfriend was too scared to say anything back
And how do you know he wasn't talkin' about your boyfriend.  :-*
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 01:11:41 PM
What the hell?  160lbs is fucking PORKIN'.

No it isn't. Fat to me is like 200 +
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 11, 2007, 01:11:54 PM
Himu is going to get Junpei pregnant. Shit ain't cool, nuh uh :wag
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 01:12:05 PM
(http://www.bbw-big-black-ass.com/DSCF8916.JPG)
Come and get it


That's not 160
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 11, 2007, 01:12:34 PM
You know its bad when it looks like the fat solidified. Must be like armor now.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 01:13:50 PM
FUCK

And 160 is HEFTY for any girl of normal height.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 01:14:27 PM
:-X
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:14:51 PM
why will I stfu?  :lol It's a cultural thing it seems. White guys seem to obsesse over much more smaller, skinnier women than black men.  I wonder how the devide happened.

It probably has something to do with black women being treated like cattle by white slave owners, constantly being fed and bloated so they could produce as many children as possible.

On a serious note, I suppose it has to do with the whole "big hips=more children" thing
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 01:15:11 PM
Fat chicks are ok, don't hate. I've masturbated to at least several dozen.

Fat dudes are where it's at. Let me know those digits.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: tiesto on April 11, 2007, 01:16:23 PM
I've dated chubby and skinny women... I am much more attracted to skinny women but until recently had to settle on chubbies.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2007, 01:16:38 PM
why will I stfu?  :lol It's a cultural thing it seems. White guys seem to obsesse over much more smaller, skinnier women than black men.  I wonder how the devide happened.
I suppose it has to do with the whole "big hips=more children" thing
then why does it obviously affect black men more than white men?
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 11, 2007, 01:17:10 PM
For a girl to be 160lb she has to be at least 6'2 or something :rofl

160lb @ 5'10 would make her squishy but once you start getting short than that. BOMBA
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 01:17:58 PM
Fat chicks can be worked on, it just depends on how dedicated they are. They love the encouragement, and you can mention how great the sex was now that she's more flexible. Self-Esteem is a bitch.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2007, 01:19:22 PM
For a girl to be 160lb she has to be at least 6'2 or something :rofl

160lb @ 5'10 would make her squishy but once you start getting short than that. BOMBA
Himu is insane.  160 for a female is fat pure and simple. Himu show us a picture of a girl that seems to be 160+ and is good looking
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 01:19:23 PM
For a girl to be 160lb she has to be at least 6'2 or something :rofl

160lb @ 5'10 would make her squishy but once you start getting short than that. BOMBA

It's not "fat".
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:19:26 PM
IF you guys want to know what thick means I suggest the Bible of thick termalology
http://www.assmatrix.com/thick.htm

NSFW...but there's like only one porn (IE penis in ass) pic
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 01:19:58 PM
It's all about the waist to hip ratio.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 01:20:56 PM
Fat chicks have nice fat tits. I'd love to just rub my face in a pair.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2007, 01:22:24 PM
IF you guys want to know what thick means I suggest the Bible of thick termalology
http://www.assmatrix.com/thick.htm

NSFW...but there's like only one porn (IE penis in ass) pic
that doesnt explain why black men are far more into it than white men! the hips=babies thing doesn't count since that isn't racial. I want to know why there is such a racial devide in tastes on this. :(
+
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 01:22:37 PM
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1615/l8ae291107d07eba79c5f48fs3.jpg)


Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 01:22:53 PM
Man, Himumu is just giving me material for my comic now.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2007, 01:23:39 PM
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1615/l8ae291107d07eba79c5f48fs3.jpg)



None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: demi on April 11, 2007, 01:23:48 PM
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1615/l8ae291107d07eba79c5f48fs3.jpg)




What is that? All I see are eyes and teeth.

edit:

Turned up my brightness, disgusting. You can have those.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 01:24:47 PM
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1615/l8ae291107d07eba79c5f48fs3.jpg)



None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably

They aren't 160, but 160 isn't necessarilly FAT is what I'm saying. The chicks pd posts are not fat at all, and if you think they are, then you have issues.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:25:18 PM
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1615/l8ae291107d07eba79c5f48fs3.jpg)




Sisters?

Butter Faces...
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2007, 01:26:21 PM
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1615/l8ae291107d07eba79c5f48fs3.jpg)



None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably

They aren't 160, but 160 isn't necessarilly FAT is what I'm saying. The chicks pd posts are not fat at all, and if you think they are, then you have issues.
having the tastes of a normal white guy is an issue?
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Disposable White Guy on April 11, 2007, 01:28:31 PM
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1615/l8ae291107d07eba79c5f48fs3.jpg)



None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably

They aren't 160, but 160 isn't necessarilly FAT is what I'm saying. The chicks pd posts are not fat at all, and if you think they are, then you have issues.
having the tastes of a normal white guy is an issue?

Moreso than not washing yourself with a crusty old rag!

That being said, I'd date a girl if she had handles, assuming that they didn't flop over her pants or something.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 01:29:40 PM
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1615/l8ae291107d07eba79c5f48fs3.jpg)



None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably

They aren't 160, but 160 isn't necessarilly FAT is what I'm saying. The chicks pd posts are not fat at all, and if you think they are, then you have issues.
having the tastes of a normal white guy is an issue?

No being overly crititcal and saying a woman is fat when she clearly isn't is the issue. Because one has handles doesn't make them FAT.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:31:05 PM
This is why I can't stand Cheebs.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 11, 2007, 01:44:47 PM
Fat girls are disgusting. Enjoy them, my black friends. I'm sticking to skinny white bitches.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 01:45:37 PM
None of the women posted in this thread except Malek's stupid post, are fat.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 01:45:47 PM
I'm seeing Himumu. . .and ROXY
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 11, 2007, 01:48:47 PM
None of the women posted in this thread except Malek's stupid post, are fat.

Listen, the realm of fat women and black guys far exceeds the bounds of the few posts in this thread. I'm telling you that on the whole, you can have all your fatties. I'm stickin with virginia slims.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 11, 2007, 01:49:42 PM
Oh god, I just vomited a little bit thinking about fattie pussy.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Beezy on April 11, 2007, 01:55:26 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 01:56:49 PM
Fat chicks are ok, don't hate. I've masturbated to at least several dozen.

Fat dudes are where it's at. Let me know those digits.

You know you want some  :-*
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 11, 2007, 01:57:12 PM
lolz
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 01:58:06 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Can you explain why
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:58:34 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Someone needs to post pics of ACTUAL thick chicks

But even you guys can't deny that there are lots of black guys who love FAT white women
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 01:58:41 PM
I'm seeing Himumu. . .and ROXY

Dude for her height she's only 10 pounds thicker than most girls. She's fucking healthy as a ox. And she's beautiful, unlike  your glasses wearing ass keith.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 11, 2007, 01:59:04 PM
she *is* an ox
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 01:59:59 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Someone needs to post pics of ACTUAL thick chicks

But even you guys can't deny that there are lots of black guys who love FAT white women

Yes, but the people in this thread act like thick = fat
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Beezy on April 11, 2007, 02:01:24 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Can you explain why

I wasn't talkin about you and PD. I'm talkin about these fools who think that thick=fat.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 11, 2007, 02:01:35 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Someone needs to post pics of ACTUAL thick chicks

But even you guys can't deny that there are lots of black guys who love FAT white women

Yes, but the people in this thread act like thick = fat

Because most of the time it is.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Beezy on April 11, 2007, 02:03:20 PM
Shutup child.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: tiesto on April 11, 2007, 02:04:51 PM
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Someone needs to post pics of ACTUAL thick chicks

But even you guys can't deny that there are lots of black guys who love FAT white women

Yes, but the people in this thread act like thick = fat

Most white people don't know the difference between "thick" and "fat"... I've had to do more damage control than a member of the SDF on Media Create chart days when I've dated slightly thicker women... "oh, she's just big boned!" (but there's definitely a difference between big-boned, broad-shouldered girls and those with big jellyrolls). Tall and thick women seem to be big into me... and I'm a skinny, average-height white guy.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 02:07:00 PM
THIS is thick. NSFW, but barely:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3144/25885810do7.jpg)
[close]

If you think that's fat you're distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 02:07:53 PM
Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Beezy on April 11, 2007, 02:09:46 PM
Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

 :lol
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 02:12:48 PM
For a woman of average height, 160 pounds isn't thick, it's fat!
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 02:14:12 PM
Hey man seriously womens are fucked up in the head by the social stigma that they have to be thin. Its fucked them up and given them all sorts of problems like fucking self esteem issues. That shit makes their lives a nightmare at times to live. Just cause they arent that fucking boney ass girl.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 02:16:09 PM
Hey man seriously womens are fucked up in the head by the social stigma that they have to be thin. Its fucked them up and given them all sorts of problems like fucking self esteem issues. That shit makes their lives a nightmare at times to live. Just cause they arent that fucking boney ass girl.
Thanks for the information. By the by, did you know my sister died from Anorexia?
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 02:18:39 PM
Hey man seriously womens are fucked up in the head by the social stigma that they have to be thin. Its fucked them up and given them all sorts of problems like fucking self esteem issues. That shit makes their lives a nightmare at times to live. Just cause they arent that fucking boney ass girl.
Thanks for the information. By the by, did you know my sister died from Anorexia?
Not my problem, but I feel sorry for her. Did she have body issues caused by societies influence? It just proves the point that society is fucked up. And when girls are young and inpresionable shit like that can happen. Thicker is better.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 02:27:10 PM
Most girls who suffer from anorexia have similar behavioral and personality traits, traits which are largely heritable. For example my sister was very anxious (not unlike me) and was a perfectionist. Most women who suffer from eating disorders are perfectionists or have obsessive behaviors. NOT SOCIETY's FAULT. It's also stupid to blame society when the average woman is becoming FATTER and not THINNER.


Yes eating disorders are fairly new, but surplus food is a recent phenomenon too. I suspect women had eating disorders before, but blended in because everyone was going hungry (except for the very wealthy).


Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 02:27:28 PM
I see personal responsibility has no place in this thread so I'm leavin
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 02:28:29 PM
I see personal responsibility has no place in this thread so I'm leavin
???
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 02:30:33 PM
No one is talking to you. Stop acting smart plz
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 02:46:33 PM
Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"

dude you haven't even seen my ass. my ass is amazing, just ask jarosh
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 02:47:37 PM
Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"

dude you haven't even seen my ass. my ass is amazing, just ask jarosh
Or all the pervs who watched your youtube video 27 times.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Can you loop youtube videos  ???
[close]
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 02:48:54 PM
Yea, cloud has more meat on her than I think anyone imagined.  :spin
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 02:51:16 PM
Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"

dude you haven't even seen my ass. my ass is amazing, just ask jarosh

I've seen your videos and saved them. I've seen enough of your ass to say its not poppin. If I gave it a slap i'd be hittin a boney ass girl. You aint thick down there. You might be thick up top though.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 02:55:14 PM
Society is fucked up, if you dont look like a fucking size zero your not healthy. Some people are just big by nature. Why do women feel they have to look like cloudwalkings boney ass just to feel healthy?

Thats on the low end of "healthy"

dude you haven't even seen my ass. my ass is amazing, just ask jarosh

I've seen your videos and saved them. I've seen enough of your ass to say its not poppin. If I gave it a slap i'd be hittin a boney ass girl. You aint thick down there. You might be thick up top though.

my ass is small, round, firm, and resistant to the forces of gravity but it sure as hell isn't bony. just because it's not a gargantuan mass of cottage cheese-textured cellulite that hangs down to my thighs like Roxy's does, doesn't mean it's no good!
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2007, 02:58:22 PM
my ass is small, round, firm, and resistant to the forces of gravity.

 :drool :drool :drool

Now describe the front...slowly, and in more detail.   :-*

also could you use more erotic terms than "gravity". 
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 03:00:08 PM
I dare you to disprove this "fact" that your ass is no good. Seriously i'm just saying its got no cushion. And you havent seen Roxy's ass thats a ass of perfection. Tight, firm, and slap happy. I can get that thing rosey pink and she'd still be good to go. But with you i'd be afraid of breaking your ass. To me your ass is no good, but your no good anways your tiny and too skinny.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 03:02:10 PM
Should a 350 pound man comment on other people's weight and body shape?  ???
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 03:04:09 PM
I dare you to disprove this "fact" that your ass is no good. Seriously i'm just saying its got no cushion. And you havent seen Roxy's ass thats a ass of perfection. Tight, firm, and slap happy. I can get that thing rosey pink and she'd still be good to go. But with you i'd be afraid of breaking your ass. To me your ass is no good, but your no good anways your tiny and too skinny.

Half of what he writes is like incoherent.

Basically, G likes women with asses that have the consistency of rotting pumpkins.  Roxy, fuck, even Roxy's labia weighs 20 pounds.  You could pound it with a hot frying pan for an hour before the sensation would reach any nerves.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 03:05:30 PM
for someone who thinks i'm no good, G sure spends a lot of time saving my videos and pics and harassing me in irc and following me into every thread.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 03:08:11 PM
for someone who thinks i'm no good, G sure spends a lot of time saving my videos and pics and harassing me in irc and following me into every thread.

Well, that's because he knows if you said yes, he has enough ass for both of you.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 11, 2007, 03:08:26 PM
how does g get his belly around roxy's pillsbury rolls so he can put his little red schtupper in? willco, please make this the subject of the next evilbore: the comic episode. questions must be answered.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 11, 2007, 03:10:50 PM
how does g get his belly around roxy's pillsbury rolls so he can put his little red schtupper in? willco, please make this the subject of the next evilbore: the comic episode. questions must be answered.

I don't wanna draw that  :-\
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 11, 2007, 03:12:16 PM
it's good to get practice drawing (tracing) something that isn't big titty loli fantasies or ladyboys. consider it career experience.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 03:14:19 PM
He has a 2 inch dick, too.  I'm assuming "fucking" for him and roxy is she gets on the floor, G approaches her upper body, he lifts up his gut with one hand and uses the other to guide his teensy pecker to the fold of Roxy's armpit and pumps in 2 or 3 times until he squirts.  Actual genital contact would require the use of 6 hands or so.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2007, 03:17:34 PM
Who needs 6 hands when you have clamps, vices, and those heavy duty paperclips to pull and hold the folds away. 
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 03:19:07 PM
Should a 350 pound man comment on other people's weight and body shape?  ???

Its 315 skinny bitch get it right or pay the price. Thats 35 pounds or so that i've lost since febuary.
Proof:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/bzchanboy/SSPX0311.jpg)
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 03:21:00 PM
I bet he's naked in that pic.  If that pic is still available when I get home, I will find a reflection and magnify it in PS and show you all his tiny willy.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 03:23:06 PM
How do we know you aren't 615 pounds?

Also you could have moved the needle before stepping on to the scale. So you could have set it up 35 pounds below zero to start.

Anyhow... 315 POUNDS!
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2007, 03:23:31 PM
you lost a 10th of your weight in 2 months, thats not bad. 
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: cloudwalking on April 11, 2007, 03:23:54 PM
jesus you're so huge you do one full revolution around the scale and THEN some
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2007, 03:24:03 PM
How do we know you aren't 615 pounds?

Also you could have moved the needle before stepping on to the scale. So you could have set it up 35 pounds below zero to start.

Anyhow... 315 POUNDS!

or he could be sitting in a chair and thats just his feet weight. 
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 03:25:33 PM
Cloudstalking, hahahaha.  And he got "you're" wrong, hahahahaha.  And he has a 2 inch penis, beat red!
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 11, 2007, 03:26:30 PM
God, I've waited so long for a thread where cloud talks about her pert ass.  It was worth the wait, even if the best visual was a description of G's ass.  Sometimes that's the price you pay.


edit:  By the time I posted this, however, the best visual included G's 2 inch red rocket, which however was NOT worth the price.  We need more talk about Cloud's firm and full bosom to balance this unfortunate turn out.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 03:36:30 PM
I had to zoom to get the picture but i was standing on the scale. Thats my progress over the past 5 months though. Cant move the needle and that would be cheating which isnt good for my self esteem. I'm working hard on this weight loss.

Whiteman i dont have a 2inch cock just your average 5 incher. Hopefully when i loose the rest of my weight i'll have a longer willy.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 03:39:58 PM
Dude, I have *seen* your dick.  If that's 5 inches, I'm motherfuckin' Wilt the Stilt by your reckoning.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 03:55:45 PM
someone has jungle fever!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/himulovesfatty.jpg)
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 04:00:40 PM
Himu's fappin'
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 04:01:21 PM
Dumbasses.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 04:01:38 PM
That looks like death
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Candyflip on April 11, 2007, 05:47:30 PM
Uhh. 160 lbs is fucking fat. This coming from a white guy who likes girls with some meat. I'm not into the whole skinny bitch thing, but I don't like an ass that sags with fat either.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 05:51:37 PM
That's not fucking fat, that's chubby. 180 + is "fucking" fat.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 05:59:37 PM
That's not fucking fat, that's chubby. 180 + is "fucking" fat.

I agree with ya here.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Candyflip on April 11, 2007, 06:01:43 PM
That's not fucking fat, that's chubby. 180 + is "fucking" fat.
You're right. It's still fat though. Pudge=chubby=fat.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: makaveli on April 11, 2007, 06:13:53 PM
white gilrs are hot
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Cheebs on April 11, 2007, 06:16:11 PM
white gilrs are hot
(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/myhottieroxyee2YCS0.jpg)
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 06:17:07 PM
She looks hot, just look at her red face. 
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: makaveli on April 11, 2007, 06:50:41 PM
white gilrs are hot
(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/myhottieroxyee2YCS0.jpg)
ew someone sum this thread up for me
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 07:27:18 PM
She looks like the girl from Rilo Katie or whatever the band is called
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 11, 2007, 07:30:17 PM
She looks like the girl from Rilo Katie or whatever the band is called

...only the girl for Rilo Kiley is a goddess and you shouldn't fuck with her.  :punch
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 07:33:08 PM
She looks like the girl from Rilo Katie or whatever the band is called
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/jennysings.jpg)
lol, sure
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 07:36:08 PM
Is she fat? :lol

Double standard in 3...2...1
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Candyflip on April 11, 2007, 07:36:44 PM
Is she fat? :lol

Double standard in 3...2...1

Nope. She's not 160lbs, either.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 07:38:23 PM
Is she fat? :lol

Double standard in 3...2...1

(http://photos22.flickr.com/24288293_6e57e8a0f9.jpg)
I doubt she weighs more than 120
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 08:03:48 PM
She's beyond skinny and full figured and into flabby territory. An undefined slob of white meat
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 11, 2007, 08:05:27 PM
.......
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 08:07:55 PM
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5899/3420814lgnl5.jpg)

What the hell is her problem?
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 08:10:02 PM
She's the one with the problem? She has nice tits and nice hips.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 11, 2007, 08:13:45 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/jennysings.jpg)

Chubby, thick, fat, or whatever... i'd love to lay my penis betwixt those funbags.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 08:15:39 PM
What kind of man trolls Jenny Lewis?
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Candyflip on April 11, 2007, 08:15:45 PM
Her face sucks though. Plain Jane with big tits. Eh.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 08:17:54 PM
Her face sucks though. Plain Jane with big tits. Eh.

I prefer the term Pale Gale with big tits
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 08:18:30 PM
Is she fat? :lol

Double standard in 3...2...1

Nope. She's not 160lbs, either.

Dude, I'm not saying that 160 isn't a little overweight. I am saying that if a girl 160, depending on how tall she is, I won't give a shit. Seriously you guys place too much emphasis on this crap.

My point before was the white guys online, from what I've seen, say women that aren't particularly fat at all are fat! And it makes no sense! If you've got a little coming out from the sides, you aren't that fat to me.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 08:19:00 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/Jenny20Lewis4.jpg)

 :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: TVC15 on April 11, 2007, 08:20:26 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/Jenny20Lewis4.jpg)

 :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

Wolfgirl needs to shave.  Her face is hairier than Junpei's balls.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2007, 08:21:33 PM
:lol
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 11, 2007, 08:22:00 PM
Jenny lewis is nice and she makes good musiic.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2007, 08:22:55 PM
Jenny lewis is nice.

fixed. 
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2007, 08:24:07 PM
You don't like her music? You're dead to me.
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2007, 08:26:02 PM
You don't like her music? You're dead to me.

I like her voice though, just country music, makes my piss boil...inside of me - its quite a painful experience. 
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Beezy on April 11, 2007, 08:48:28 PM
She's the one with the problem? She has nice tits and nice hips.

What hips?
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 08:49:57 PM
Jenny lewis is nice.

fixed. 

I like the way you think. Her music is contrived, unoriginal, and quite bland. Not to mention down right disgustingly bad
Title: Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 11, 2007, 08:51:09 PM
Black is the new black.