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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on August 28, 2006, 06:24:55 PM

Title: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: TVC15 on August 28, 2006, 06:24:55 PM: (http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20060828/2006_08_28t083941_450x294_us_japan_britney_1.jpg)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060828/od_nm/japan_britney1_dc

Apparently someone thinks this will get Japanese people to start fucking and having babies again.

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"It's becoming an absurd world," said 83-year-old Tsuyako Egashira as she looked at the poster of the former teen idol.
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2006, 06:27:51 PM: This campaign is an attempt to increase the sales of whale meat, which has declined of late.
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: etiolate on August 28, 2006, 06:28:28 PM: I think it will cause them to eat more pork in their diet.
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2006, 06:29:13 PM: Jesus Fuck....
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Mondain on August 28, 2006, 06:33:26 PM: she's not even nekkid for realz that doesn't count :(
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2006, 06:34:44 PM: when they made a rape a crime, Japan stopped getting laid
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 06:37:21 PM: OH SNAPS :lol
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Mondain on August 28, 2006, 06:38:46 PM: Quote
Japan's low birth rate is at the center of public concern as the fertility rate fell to an all-time low of 1.25 in 2005, the same year that its ratio of elderly people to the total population became the world's highest.

one of the highest costs of life in all civilized countries, plus one of the busiest working schedules ever for the average Joe in Japan's various metropolises, there's the answer, they just can't afford it

so yeah Drinky is probably right, those extra babies didn't spawn save in case of some brutal forced sex assaults
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 06:40:49 PM: Send me to Japan and I'll save the yellow man's future
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 28, 2006, 06:51:47 PM: They should install a fog machine with a beach smell that eminates from her vagina on those walls. It would be the most awesome ad campaign since, since ever!
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 06:53:05 PM: Like you wouldn't hit it
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2006, 07:05:01 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 07:14:01 PM: Quote from: malek4980 on August 28, 2006, 07:05:01 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 06:40:49 PM
Send me to Japan and I'll save the yellow man's future
By making him black?

No by making their babies HALF BLACK
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Vizzys on August 28, 2006, 07:21:49 PM: :yuck :yuck

Pregnancy ftl.
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Fatghost28 on August 29, 2006, 01:09:29 PM: Japan's low birth rate is probably for the best. At least one day in the distant future, people will be spared from the garbage that is anime.
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Cyanista on August 29, 2006, 01:14:04 PM: You people are calling a very reasonably chubby pregnant girl "fat" and "hideous"? Your moms should slap you in your mouths. How many of you GA-commandos are sculpted like greek gods? Wait, wait, don't answer that. I'm already laughing.
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 01:15:08 PM: Cyanista, you laugh at us an awful lot. :'(
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 01:17:18 PM: Britney is not "hideous". She's just not wearing makeup and trying to live like a regular person. If you saw most of these stupid celebs without makeup you'd be just as disgusted.

Preggers women can be pretty hot. They get all crazy and want spinach and icecream, so sooner or later one of them will want spinach and dick. Luckily I've got a Walmart discount card.
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 01:18:28 PM: Pheonix Dark, I want to reach through your computer screen and punch you in the nuggets. Bezerker style.

SCHNICKITTY--SCHNIKKITY--SCHNOINK!
Title: Re: The hideous naked body of Britney Spears to be wallpapered all over Japan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 01:20:40 PM: Spinach and dick!

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