GAMAZINE
The new miracle antidepressant for obese teenagers has finally been FDA
approved. Finally, you can lift yourself out of your computer chair
(if your skin has not already been grafted to it) and see the world!
Side effects are normal with antidepressants, and if any of these
symptoms become bothersome, please see a doctor right away:
Dry mouth, urinary retention, blurred vision, constipation, sedation, sleep disruption,
weight gain, weight loss, headache, nausea, gastrointestinal disturbance, abdominal pain,
inability to achieve an erection, inability to achieve an orgasm, loss of libido, agitation,
anxiety, paralysis, creating bad web site names, pregnancy and/or death.