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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CoolGuyChris on April 13, 2007, 07:23:34 AM

Title: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: CoolGuyChris on April 13, 2007, 07:23:34 AM: Okay so he finally drank as much as me and he still could not stay awake!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... I still want more to drink and he is passed out like a little baby..... thats so cute.... ha ha ha you buy me a pint of JD ass hole... plus I let you hit on my mom all night while I was having sex.. so sad.. good luck next time time nappy headed hoe!!!!!wait plus i ate some vikaden... oh boy, you are surely a light weight.. hahahhahahahahahaa....

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Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: Ichirou on April 13, 2007, 07:52:16 AM: Is your mom hot, CGC?
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: Candyflip on April 13, 2007, 10:49:12 AM: I'll never understand why people brag about being a heavyweight. I drink to get fucked up, not to see how much money I can piss down the toilet to get a buzz.
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2007, 10:50:04 AM: Uh, I just went to bed. I asked you to come out, but I was tired of waiting for you at like 2 AM.

Quote from: Mute on April 13, 2007, 10:49:12 AM
I'll never understand why people brag about being a heavyweight. I drink to get fucked up, not to see how much money I can piss down the toilet to get a buzz.

Chris is just hung up on the fact that he can't hang with me. I drank a ridiculous amount last night, as he proposed, and he failed to include the extra Pacifico that I drank (with the three others I drank). He owes me a pint of Jack Daniels.

I'm not going to wait 'till 4 AM for you to stop spooning with your girl toy, so I just went to bed.
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 11:06:33 AM: Damn sounds like fun.
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2007, 11:10:04 AM: Sleeping? Damn straight it was!
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 13, 2007, 11:11:15 AM: he's passed out and you didn't roll him over for a go at his gefiltefisch? coolguychris fails at roommate.
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 11:14:37 AM: Quote from: Willco on April 13, 2007, 11:10:04 AM
Sleeping? Damn straight it was!

Hell your telling me I crashed last night for some ungodly known reason. No booze was involved.
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2007, 11:15:55 AM: I take issue with the term "passed out", as it implies I was so drunk that I fell unconscious. I went to bed. It was after 2 AM. I was sober enough to turn off the TV, all the lights, come to my room, close the door, check my fantasy baseball squad, write an e-mail, masturbate and go to sleep in my makeshift bed.

Notice Chris was so drunk that he posted this at 4:30 AM, saying I was passed out? At 4:30 AM? Everyone on the forum was "passed out" then, because we're sober and need sleep. Not like that drunkard.
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 13, 2007, 11:18:18 AM: oh, willco. you let a dude with a back tat of a fairy fucking a unicorn outdrink you. what's next -- cg gonna put you under the table during a tea party?
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2007, 11:20:05 AM: Oh, don't start shit, Drinky!

I wasn't aware that I needed to stay up to 4:30 AM to "outdrink" somebody. He was in his room getting laid! All I was able to do was watch Carson Daly. That's unfair. Sleep was the only answer at that point.

Plus, unlike him, I had to wake up early (as evident right now) for an interview. He's snoring in his room right now, passed out!
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2007, 11:21:31 AM: If he weasels out of buying me that pint of Jack Daniels, you're going to get a HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!! WILL BROKE MY NOSE... thread tonight from CoolGuyChris. And it won't be coherent, like all of my posts, but rather like that crap he posted above!
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 11:27:57 AM: Quote from: Willco on April 13, 2007, 11:15:55 AM
I take issue with the term "passed out", as it implies I was so drunk that I fell unconscious. I went to bed. It was after 2 AM. I was sober enough to turn off the TV, all the lights, come to my room, close the door, check my fantasy baseball squad, write an e-mail, masturbate and go to sleep in my makeshift bed.

Notice Chris was so drunk that he posted this at 4:30 AM, saying I was passed out? At 4:30 AM? Everyone on the forum was "passed out" then, because we're sober and need sleep. Not like that drunkard.
TMI TMI

haha yeah hell I've been drunk enough where i've done the same thing and puked then drank more then a few hours later fallen asleep. But last night I just layed on my bed turned on the tv and in 10 minutes was out like a turd.

Hopefully he buys some Gentlemen Jack cause thats what you should be drinking.
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 13, 2007, 12:31:59 PM: Quote from: G on April 13, 2007, 11:27:57 AM
Hopefully he buys some Gentlemen Jack cause thats what you should be drinking.

for once, g speaks the truth
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 13, 2007, 12:33:37 PM: and you didn't draw a penis on his face with a marker and post pics online? You fail at life.
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: CoolGuyChris on April 13, 2007, 04:06:41 PM: Just cause I am a good sport, even when you were trying to get in my moms pants, I will go get the next pint of JD.. We still have coke, right? I wanted to go get laid cause you were trying to ear fuck my mom... So Damn, "Bill" :sp0rsk1
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: T234 on April 13, 2007, 04:16:23 PM: Who the fuck is "cool guy" chris? Why the fuck is he in willco's apartment?
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Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: CoolGuyChris on April 13, 2007, 04:35:34 PM: I fuck on the 1st date..hahaha
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 13, 2007, 04:51:16 PM: put him in the buck
Title: Re: HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!! WILL IS SNORING PASSED OUT......
Post by: T234 on April 13, 2007, 04:55:45 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 13, 2007, 04:51:16 PM
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